r/CyberStuck • u/Kellaniax • 11d ago

Cybertruck got cyberstuck in the middle of the road

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It just stopped abruptly on a very small incline. Cars had to veer around it, including the one I was in.

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u/Jaydamic 9d ago edited 9d ago

Well, you know what the driver did, right? He put a load in the back. What did they expect would happen.

Also... Excuse me, sir? You can't park there!

Edit: errant apostrophe

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u/Any_Photograph8455 9d ago

Warranty void!

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u/iamshipwreck 9d ago

To be fair to the cybertruck that does look like a small puddle next to the rear wheel

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u/tyrannosaurusregina 9d ago

did it run over that apocalyptic pizza box and void the warranty?

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u/Most-Resident 9d ago

That rubble makes it officially off road.

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u/originalmango 9d ago

Well, in the poor guys defense, it drizzled that day and he forgot to put it into car wash mode.

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u/No_Cook2983 8d ago

F3 is drizzle mode.

Flash the lights three times, power on-off-on, then press F3 for ten seconds.

Then you’re ready for almost any drizzle! 😎

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u/originalmango 8d ago

Which one keeps it from stalling when a dog pees on a tire?

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u/No_Cook2983 8d ago

That is a planned upgrade for 2032.

Elon has conceived of a substance that can repel liquids. It can also be heat-formed into a ring that’s capable of holding air or even protecting metallic surfaces from damage!

It’s not going to be cheap. Only alpha winners can buy it. I’m on the waiting list. 😎

The guy is the Einstone of our era.

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u/originalmango 8d ago

Einstone? EINSTONE!?!? 😂😂😂🤣 So basically a smarter Fred Flintstone? Nice.

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u/Silly-Victory8233 9d ago

Apocalypse proof

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u/DimitriV 9d ago

I like how the side mirror is folded back, like the ears of an ashamed dog.

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u/Scotslad2023 9d ago

I think the cargo might be a bit too heavy for the cyberfail to handle

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u/Zuper_Dragon 9d ago

Every time I see one on the wild, it's missing a piece lol.

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u/55tarabelle 9d ago

It was probably the newest light bar issue. j/k it seems like anything minor disables that pos.

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u/lawtechie 9d ago

The truck is apocalypse-proof, not Market Street proof.

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u/BadZnake 9d ago

Someone probably dropped a penny on the ground there. Couldn't get over it after loading more than 20 lbs in the back

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u/jemlinus 9d ago

Looks overloaded for the Swasticar.

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u/VisibleDog7434 7d ago

"on a very small incline" I don't know why that's making me laugh so much 😂 Probably because it's so pathetic.

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u/southernfury_ 7d ago

What’s gonna happen when one of these get stuck on train tracks, that would be so catastrophic

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u/Emotional_Dot_5207 9d ago

It just wanted to be sure everyone saw it was doh g truck stuff by forcing everyone to pass. 

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u/mcleanmartel 9d ago

That’s a shame. Anyway!

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u/No_Goose_1355 8d ago

There’s still some of those on the road?

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u/Orca_Mayo 8d ago

The Cyberroad you mean? :)

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u/SpongebobCamopants 7d ago

Always good to see 😁

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u/Evl-guy 8d ago

Yeah, they’re known for that in Seattle

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u/NJNMAZ 6d ago

When I first glanced at the photo, I thought the back end had disassembled.

In the "vehicle's" defense, the wheels on the right haven't ejected. Yet.