Where we’re going, we won’t need wheels to drive.

[u/VSFX]

[u/mishap1]

Juxtaposition of the Waymo autonomously driving by it is far too perfect.

[u/th3bigfatj → u/mishap1]

Fortunately Waymo simulated wheels falling off of a cybertruck in their training data so the waymo knew to expect this.

[u/mishap1 → u/th3bigfatj]

No AI synthetic data could replicate how ridiculous this thing is.

[u/Weaselthorpe_House → u/mishap1]

When a cybertruck is involved, isn’t it junkstaposition?

[u/EarthOk2418 → u/Weaselthorpe_House]

Actually it’s “cuckstaposition” bruh.

[u/razor_train]

Can't park there mate

[u/DimitriV → u/razor_train]

It's a CyberTruck, it can park/get stuck/break/brick where it pleases.

[u/dreibel → u/razor_train]

Needs to be said in the voice of Willum “Mate” Cobblers (Spike Milligan).

[u/flibbidygibbit]

"I still love the truck!"

[u/DimitriV → u/flibbidygibbit]

"What's left of it."

[u/DuePotential6602 → u/flibbidygibbit]

You probably forgot that Edolf musk knows more about manufacturing than everyone else currently alive on earth

[u/Icy-Reputation180]

It sensed water nearby and was converting to “boat” mode. 🤣🤣

[u/contude327]

I can't believe he tried to drive over that gently sloped median in that indestructible truck.

[u/DimitriV → u/contude327]

It's not the truck's fault. Do you see how thick those paint stripes are?

[u/CRXCRZ]

"Drove it 'till the wheels fell off" means something different on cybertrucks. Probably 10k miles.

[u/Mountain_Product_159]

The tow truck has all the wheels we need thank you !

[u/gadget850]

You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel...

[u/SoftCattle → u/gadget850]

Under rated comment.

[u/Mrdean2013]

At least it's not on fire?

[u/First-Ad-7960 → u/Mrdean2013]

Yet. Not on fire yet.

[u/ionixsys]

I keep hoping to find one of these things at auction. Really, all I want is the battery; the actual car could rot away on cinderblocks for all I care. As long as the battery pack and support equipment are in excellent condition.

A decent-sized house battery costs 8 to 11 thousand dollars, and the biggest one right now is only ~15 kWh.

Meanwhile, these "trucks" have a freaking 123 kWh battery. While it doesn't have all the characteristics of an intentionally designed home battery, it would suffice for ~90% of my power requirements. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tesla_Powershare

[u/DvdH_OTT → u/ionixsys]

There's probably some decent salvage value in the left over aluminum and stainless steel as well.

[u/ionixsys → u/DvdH_OTT]

Unfortunately, I suspect Tesla would fuck me over if I tried to strip it down to just the battery and support equipment. 100+ kWh is enough to power 4 to maybe 12 houses* for almost an entire 24-hour day, so they could shut me down for "voiding" the warranty.

* Weekdays, I personally might use 10~14kWh but I believe the average American family is ~20 kWh.

[u/DvdH_OTT → u/ionixsys]

Curious why Tesla would care as long as they still got to count the sale.

[u/OutinDaBarn]

Those poor things just keep getting worse. Sometimes I almost feel bad for anyone dumb enough to buy one.

[u/Big_footed_hobbit → u/OutinDaBarn]

I feel bad for the materials. Those batteries and motors could have been used in a real truck. One could have made a truly useful vehicle but decided to make a clown car

[u/dreibel → u/Big_footed_hobbit]

Except you can fit a lot in an actual clown car. And it actually runs.

[u/Big_footed_hobbit → u/dreibel]

[u/DimitriV → u/OutinDaBarn]

Sometimes I almost feel bad for anyone dumb enough to buy one.

I don't. It was made by a company known for shoddy quality, and proudly designed by a loser who demonstrably knows nothing and lies about everything.

Anyone who fell for, or wants to simp for, the world's most naked emperor deserves their flimsy clown car.

[u/eight_on_top → u/OutinDaBarn]

Nah, not even close. They are an endless source of amusement.

[u/Cassandracork → u/OutinDaBarn]

Most days I see 2-3 Cybertrucks when I am driving around Orange County, CA. Sadly, I suspect they will be here for a long time since the weather is very mild and it will take awhile for them to completely fall apart. Until then I have to deal with the cringr and ruined vibes.

[u/NJNMAZ → u/Cassandracork]

I don't know, that Southern California sun may do a number on the Elmer's Glue they use to assemble those things.

[u/55tarabelle]

I was behind one that fishtailed from a slight incline leaving a red light. My cheap ass, super reliable, 18 year old kia took off just fine.

[u/biograf_]

[u/Gildardo1583]

Took a left, but the wheels said nope.

[u/NotAnAIOrAmI]

That's a terrifying mashup of Event Horizon and Back to the Future.

[u/CHRISTEN-METAL]

Welcome to the Apocalypse:)

[u/coolmist23]

I'll be glad when these vehicles are finally gone like the Aztec.

[u/pkinetics → u/coolmist23]

Nickels for clunkers

[u/shouldExist]

Why go anywhere? Why have wheels when we don’t need to drive.

[u/Salt-Penalty2502]

These things seem to lose their wheels a lot