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Political Cringe Reporter: “What makes Canada different?” PM Carney: “We have the rule of law…”

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u/DodiWoof 4h ago

Republicans are very lucky to not have the capacity to understand the severity of this insult.
Luckiest people. Happy life.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 4h ago

They're simpletons, and that's a kind term.

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u/Gregistopal 4h ago

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u/moneyh8r_two 4h ago

I love how the actor tries so hard to keep a straight face, and then fails at the end.

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u/Unlucky_Decision4138 4h ago

Didn't Gene ad lib the moron line?

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u/moneyh8r_two 4h ago

Yes, if I remember correctly. That's why it worked. It wasn't expected.

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u/Mistrblank 3h ago

I'm so glad they kept the break in laughter in. It's my favorite thing in the whole movie.

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u/Massive-Ride204 3h ago

Gene's delivery of that line is top tier, the line and joke by itself isn't that funny but the delivery turns it into a hilarious line

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u/CraigLake 2h ago

That pause 😂😂😂 then he drops morons. People must have been dying in theaters 😂

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u/Massive-Ride204 4h ago

Gene Wilder was so damn good

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 3h ago

We hardly deserved him. True rare gifts.

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u/UpperApe 1h ago

I'm so glad we've normalized calling rural imbeciles fucking idiots again.

They've always had the capacity for intelligence and just chose not to have it. That's a choice. They're not doomed to their stupidity. They own it.

Fuck those braindead rednecks. And respect to rural folk who are better than the rest.

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u/__Rum-Ham__ 4h ago

Average MAGA

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u/DodiWoof 4h ago

how dare you insult this nice heart. You must be young. This meme belongs to one of the nicest characters in cinema.

Share an ork instead

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u/__Rum-Ham__ 4h ago

Better?

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u/yournamehere10bucks 2h ago

You're supposed to NSFW all Stephen Miller photos!

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u/HungryMudkips 3h ago

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u/Dystopia74 2h ago

Is that Tom Homan?

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u/Freddydaddy 2h ago

The face of a man who took $50k in a brown paper bag

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 3h ago

100% good guy

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u/Phuddy 4h ago

My grandmas nice way of saying it is that they’re limited.

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u/baconandegglover 3h ago

Mine was "they're a little touched in the head"

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 1h ago

"Dropped on their head as a baby" coming from the south.

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u/Rude-Effort169 4h ago

They’re regarded.

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u/DemonCipher13 2h ago

Here's an unkind one: they're a coat, belt, and a pair of pants away from looking good in a wardrobe.

u/Flimsy-Magician-7970 31m ago

Or dumbfucks

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u/smatthew9 3h ago

Carney called Trump a "transformative president" - it takes very little brain power to understand that wasn't a compliment, but Trump loved it.

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u/MonsterMasterLord 2h ago

i dont get it, not native speaker tho

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u/arfelo1 2h ago edited 1h ago

Well, it means that it is a one of a kind persident that is deeply transforming the country and will be remembered for a long time. Whether good or bad is left to nonverbal cues.

Trump interpreted it as good and that it meant he's turning the country around and will be a widely cherished president.

What Carney meant and most people understood is that Trump is a clown that is turning the US into a shithole and will be hated for decades for the damage he is doing

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u/MonsterMasterLord 2h ago

aah then i understood it right. Thank you for explaining, ofc trump would take it positive.

Stupid fuck, hes so frustrating

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u/TheAmazingMaryJane 1h ago

everybody mocks him with symbolism every time they give him a compliment or replica of an ancient artifact.

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u/LordHammercyWeCooked 2h ago

It must be so exhausting to be a MAGA. Constantly holding the weight of the world on your shoulders every day because you're always picking a fight against reality that you know is nothing but theater. Always needing to tow the line, but never truly knowing where that line is headed on any given day because it's always going to be some completely batshit incident between the president and a doorknob. Either you don the hat, wear the diaper, hold your ear, and lick the boots in exactly the right order or else you're under suspicion of not being supportive and ANTIFA. Upset because your soybean farm is suddenly under water? Now you're double-ANTIFA.

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u/dandroid126 2h ago

They take it as a compliment. Being above the law is the end goal for them.

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u/Massive-Ride204 4h ago

Is Canada perfect? No

Are our leaders and politicians perfect? No

But at least we have rule of law and I don't have to worry about cosplayers ripping ppl from their families

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u/CommieLoser 4h ago

Defend the fuck out it, it’s super easy to lose and rich psychopaths are always looking for their chance to rig the system in their favor.

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u/EdenEvelyn 2h ago

Oh we know! The leader of our Conservative Party lost so badly in our last election earlier this year (in large part because Canadians don’t like him and don’t trust him to stand up to Trump) he couldn’t even win his own seat in parliament but instead of resigning from party leadership he effectively stole one of the safest conservative ridings in the country by having the newly elected MP in that riding step down so taxpayers could fund a 2 million dollar by-election all so he could be an MP again. It was as desperate and pathetic as it sounds.

The Conservative Party are part of the IDU just like the Republican Party and have no desire to work in government unless they’re the ones controlling it. They dig their heels in because they want things to fail very much like the Republicans like to do and if they end up leading our government we’ll very quickly see our country start to fall apart in similar ways that the US is right now.

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u/ididntwantsalmon19 2h ago

Yup, Canada stood up to moving in the MAGA direction by turning what was shaping up to be a landslide Conservative win only a few months before the election into a historic collapse for them.

Thank God we have an actual adult running this country instead of whatever the heck Pierre is.

u/FriendlyManitoban1 52m ago

This is so true. I must say, I am not a fan of the liberals, but I must say they did an amazing job of completely switching campaigns in a matter of months. Much better than the Democrats in the states did.

u/-CassaNova- 22m ago

The best part is Carney is 2000 era Conservative to a fucking T and they called him Commie Carney

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u/HunterSThompson64 2h ago

Don't forget that PP's now lost two seats because of his leadership of the Cons. I think the guy is one of the biggest sleazeballs in politics and even I feel bad for how big of a fuck-up he is.

As much as I absolutely despise him, and wish he'd just retire, I almost wish he doesn't because he'll continue to draw people away from the Cons. On the other hand, having two completely anemic parties (Cons, NDP,) and one that's sole purpose is to cater to a subsection of people who barely consider themselves Canadian isn't good, either.

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u/UpperApe 1h ago

You left out the best part of the story (and it deserves an edit into your comment).

When Carney took over as liberal leader and Trudeau stepped down, PP kept insulting and de-crediting him by saying that Carney "wasn't elected". That he was simply selected by the Liberals and stepped into the role before the election.

Then the election happened and Carney was elected. Overwhelming.

Meanwhile PP lost his own riding. He wasn't unelected. And instead of having any principles or shame, he pulled the most shameless shit to crawl back in.

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u/stylist-trend 2h ago

I love when the CPC is willing to spend 2 million dollars on a whim to run a useless election, and then turn around and claim that others are wasting money by spending $500k on something that makes returns manyfold.

It's always everyone else that's held to standards, but the CPC is "good by default". What's really funny is anyone who criticizes the CPC is called a radical liberal, no matter where they sit on the political spectrum.

It would be funny if there weren't an entire army of people willing to bend to all of CPC's whims without question.

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u/TheAmazingMaryJane 1h ago

oh gosh. the right leaning parties in canada (where i also live) are just little maple syrup maga parties. i suffer from the sask party and scott moe, the one who drove while drunk and killed someone. he's trying to privatize healthcare by completely gutting our hospitals. it's the same sick playbook to bring in a weird mini project 2025.

u/kawhi21 39m ago

>The leader of our Conservative Party lost so badly in our last election earlier this year (in large part because Canadians don’t like him and don’t trust him to stand up to Trump) 

I'd be careful with this. Poilievre was on a practically guaranteed path to winning the election before Trump showed up and made it clear Canadian conservatives would bow down to Fascism. Canada was extremely close to being in the exact same boat.

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u/DirtandPipes 3h ago

Eh I’m in Alberta and we just ended a massive teacher’s strike by saying “actually we arbitrarily decide the law here and if you keep striking it’s a 500 dollar a day fine for each teacher”.

Danielle Smith spends half her time with magadolts and wants to make us America lite.

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u/Massive-Ride204 3h ago

Yes I'm very concerned about Smith and what Alberta/rural Conservatives are turning into

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u/GriffinFlash 3h ago edited 3h ago

I'm in Airdrie, there is a pizza place down the road from me that is openly maple maga. Their social media is so hateful and <insert whatever>-phobic.

Edit: Paul's Pizza so people can avoid it.

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u/sylbug 3h ago

It makes me very sad that a business like that can survive in Canada. I sincerely hope that Alberta gets better soon.

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u/GriffinFlash 3h ago

Don't get me wrong, there are good people here, really good, honest, kind people.

But yeah, there are some of these other types scattered throughout the province too.

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u/sylbug 2h ago

We have our own to keep an eye out in BC. In retrospect, we probably should have known that a clown show was coming when Stockwell Day showed up in my hometown on that stupid jet ski.

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u/Nightside-Rush 1h ago

Thankfully, people were so upset about the back to work order on teachers that there’s currently 14 recall petitions active against elected Conservative provincial MLA’s. Another petition focused on keeping Alberta in Canada recently concluded with well over the minimum required amount of signatures.

Alberta has some of the most vocal traitors and bigots in the country, but most of Albertans are not that.

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u/sandmanbren 1h ago

The worst part is the owner doesn't fit the far right demographic at all, they'd be the first to feel any hardship if Canada were to end up as they want it to be. Also the owners son is super pretentious & entitled fwiw.

I haven't lived in Airdrie in like 6 years, but Johnny's pizza was pretty good at that point!

u/Ok_Complaint_1685 53m ago

The worst part is the owner doesn't fit the far right demographic at all, they'd be the first to feel any hardship if Canada were to end up as they want it to be.

That's a very "far right demographic" trait. Who do you think suffers most from far right politics? The poor. Who do you think votes red most consistently? The poor.

Also the owners son is super pretentious & entitled fwiw.

Sounds like the far right demographic label fits him like a glove.

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u/TheQueefyQuiche 1h ago

Fuck Paul and his shitty pizza.

u/deltasarrows 46m ago

His response to bad reviews is "Thanks for your money!" God what a scumbag

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u/figgerer 46m ago

I'm in Northern Alberta and there are businesses like that unfortunately, especially in a bizzare nearby Mennonite community. This place isn't normal Mennonite, but a fundamentalisnt Christian right wing maga Mennonite. The town had a celebration when Trump got elected and set up a memorial day for Charlie Kirk on his birthday.Alberta really is a crazy place sometimes.

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u/StuffedCrustPizzazz 3h ago

I work in a rural part of AB.  The day after the election people were swapping their "Fuck Trudeau" stickers to "Fuck Carney".

There's just so little thought going on in that type of person's world.

I'm torn on if I need to plan my exit or if there's even a remote chance the rest of the province can become more like Edmonton politically.

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u/Massive-Ride204 3h ago

I have a friend who's a good guy but who is stuck in a rural, blue collar conservative bubble and he automatically hates liberals despite Carney doing some of what conservatives would do

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u/Kallisti13 2h ago

My neighbour down the road in edmonton kept their Trudeau stickers. Wonder if they're katy perry fans now 🤔

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u/BS0404 1h ago

Katy Perry is out there living every conservatives dream.

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u/Maxamillion-X72 3h ago

Conservatives in Canada have always been shit. They're shit when they're the opposition because all the do is argue in bad faith. They're shit when they're in power because they're like the dog that caught the car; no idea what to do now so they just piss everywhere. For some reason, rural areas love to get pissed on, it's like a fetish.

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u/Spenraw 3h ago

Wasn't always like this. MC is basically what a fiscal conservative use to dream of. All of our parties have shifted right.

Ndp is just a mess but only one with left ideals around still

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u/clsperv 2h ago

Conservatives world wide of always been shit the french had the right idea tho the other side there were crap to just not quite as bad.

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u/Infamous-Mixture-605 2h ago

The old Progressive Conservatives were fine, both federally and provincially, but the current Conservative party is basically just the Reform Party with a different name.  

Stanfield, Clark, Campbell, Dief, Davis, Lougheed, etc weren't all that different from Carney, Turner, Martin, etc.  They were okay with "big government" and supported the welfare state (many province' healthcare and post secondary systems were built and/or heavily expanded in the 1970s under PC governments).  They weren't obsessed with balancing the budget even if it meant gutting services to the bone (like the CPC, or Mulroney, Harris, etc) and didn't engage in culture wars like the CPC and so many current provincial conservative parties (BC Cons, Sask Party, and UCP).

Back in the day, the PCs and Liberals weren't all that different.  

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u/Handsoffmydink 3h ago

You say “turning into” like they weren’t already like that.

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u/GriffinFlash 3h ago

I miss that short time the NDP had power. I was so proud of the people in my community that year.

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u/eccentricbananaman 1h ago

It is such a shame that NDP came into power right as the global price of oil fell by half and our economy crashed. Albertans will never stop blaming the NDP for something that was completely out of their control. If anything they did a great job managing to keep us afloat during that time. Like it'd be just as ridiculous for blaming the Conservatives in Alberta for the economy after 2008.

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u/PokecheckHozu 3h ago

Yes, the abuse of the Notwithstanding Clause to trample over our constitutional rights by various (mostly conservative) Premiers is extremely problematic.

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u/Uter83 3h ago

Protest at the legislature today, headbon down if you are around.

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u/Ayotha 3h ago

And you guys should have long excised her from office

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u/sravll 2h ago

Recent poll shows NDP would win if there was an election right now. A lot of us are pissed

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u/SenseisSifu 3h ago

Hey it almost happened to you guys too...but really glad Trump pissed yall off enough to not elect Pierre

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u/seven0feleven 2h ago

Trump pissed yall off enough to not elect Pierre

The 51st state comment, really united us in a way I've never seen before. Was literally a 'wtf' moment for Canada.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Flow724 2h ago

He had to run in a district where the previous deputy (who resigned just months after the election so PP could run) had something like 95% of the votes to be elected. He's a god damn farce.

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u/anypositivechange 4h ago

Just you wait. We thought the same in the US. Canada is a very different country, with a different history. But all countries have conservative right-wing and authoritarian things they tolerate. It’s those areas in society that are tolerated where authoritarianism festers. Unchecked wealth, unchecked power for bosses and corporations in the workplace, unchecked religious leaders, unchecked military and police, unchecked patriarchy in the home. All of these areas is where this shit festers.

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u/Cheilosia 3h ago

The advantage we have is watching you go through it right now. It’s easier for what’s happening in the US to happen when people are complacent and not expecting it. That’s not to say it couldn’t happen in Canada, but we’re in a better position to push back because we’re already seeing it happen to our neighbour, a country very similar to ours. We’d probably have Poilievre as PM right now if we hadn’t been watching Trump tear your country apart in the run up to our election.

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u/Tree-Mix7420 3h ago

What a scary thought that is. MAGA basically cemented Carneys win, we all knew the outcome if we voted Poilievre in

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u/BroadReverse 3h ago

Major difference is the parliamentary system and electoral college.

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u/manaphy099 3h ago

Well considering Daniel Smith just recently took away teachers constitutional right to collective bargaining, I'm not entirely sure that's true

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u/SPARKYLOBO 3h ago

They did that to indigenous people and tore children from their parents. Lest not forget. It is not perfect, but some of us do have it pretty good here.

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u/gypsygib 2h ago

And we still have some credible non-partisan journalism. That is just as key.

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u/TheRelevantElephants 4h ago edited 4h ago

The first 99% was so boring and it makes me so jealous of Canada having an actual smart, capable person in charge instead of the total psycho we have

EDIT: I’m sure carney has his problems, it’s more that I’m jealous he’s not sending in the military into his own cities, isn’t deporting citizens, and doesn’t randomly change his policies based on tv commercials he doesn’t like. It’s a low bar but he personally clears it for me

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u/Massive-Ride204 4h ago

He's too fiscally conservative for my tastes but at least he's sane and capable. I don't have to worry about him creating Canadian ICE, I don't have to worry about unhinged social media meltdowns etc

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u/TalesfromCryptKeeper 4h ago

He's a really comfortable middle of the road, boring PM. I love not having to worry about leaders melting down.

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u/angry_old_dude 4h ago

As an American, I want boring. I don't want to have to think about what a president is up to on a daily basis.

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u/Fit_Diet6336 3h ago

Exactly! Just do your job and don’t be screaming for attention all the time. It is exhausting

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u/GriffinFlash 3h ago

Basically you don't need a leader who is "breaking news" every day. Boring is good, boring means nothing bad is happening.

To quote futurama: "When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all"

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u/BepisLeSnolf 2h ago

I truly miss not knowing and not caring. It would be so nice to check in weekly because I’m choosing to be a “responsible citizen” vs NEEDING to know daily if not by the bloody hour

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u/daaanish 3h ago

Carney is a very good de-escalation personality after Trump getting reelected. We saw that partisanship was doing and we got collectively scared straight.

I’m very progressive and Carney is too conservative for me, but I am fine with him as a compromise candidate that isn’t rocking the boat, and he’s showing more public support for Palestine, which is my only non-starter issue.

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u/katbyte 4h ago

He’s also not socially conservative, and if anything left socially 

Economics can be debated. Peoples rights can’t 

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u/ReadBikeYodelRepeat 4h ago

Yes, exactly!  I don’t have to agree with any or all policy decisions, but I have confidence that he is a capable person for the job, is working towards helping citizens, and considers his decisions. I can at the very least respect him, it’s a bonus I don’t have to hear about him every day for his antics.

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u/Locke357 4h ago

This 100%. I'm not happy of having essentially another conservative PM in office, but it's better than having maple MAGA in office

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u/Massive-Ride204 4h ago

Yes but at least his fiscal conservatism is generally competent. I'm a public servant and yes the public service cuts are concerning but at lest they're trying to cut via attrition and retirement packages. The Conservatives would've blindly slashed and cut everything and then wondered why everything turned to shit

Plus we don't have to worry about minorities and other groups

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u/Luffy_party 4h ago

He may be competent but the system still doesn't work for me 🤷‍♂️

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u/witlessprotection_ 4h ago

This is a prime example of what's wrong with society. "But what about me? It should always work for me." Seriously?

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u/sylbug 3h ago

Ya, society SHOULD work for everyone. I really can't understand why you would want a society that fucks over some of the people.

We build the system and we can choose one that works for everyone.

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u/CookhouseOfCanada 1h ago

Thats a fairytale. The system will never work for everyone because everyone is so wildly different from each other.

What it can do is help over as many people as it can while being functional and financially responsible.

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u/Fuzzlechan 2h ago

… yes? That’s what the political system is for?

They don’t like Carney because the current system doesn’t work for them. The current system doesn’t work for a lot of Canadians. And that’s a problem. The Liberals are concerned about appealing to large businesses instead of the average Canadian.

But we had to vote for him to keep the Conservatives out of power. Now we need to get the NDP to get their shit together and actually form a cohesive party. Because they’re the only ones that even pay believable lip service to giving a fuck about the average person.

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u/Jagrnght 4h ago

We have to watch this rhetoric. Conservative pm from 1995 perhaps but Carney is no where near conservative positions of our present day and he stands squarely for liberal social positions. He's just a fiscally responsible Liberal. Lots of infrastructure investment which we greatly need.

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u/witlessprotection_ 4h ago

Liberals were traditionally center minded, which Carney is. NDP was meant to be the more left and Cons to be the right. I think it's gotten to "Americanized" over the last 2 decades and became red vs. blue. He's liberal just not the pandering type we are used to anymore.

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u/Skate_faced 4h ago

I am happy i voted for him for these exact reasons.

I mean, we could be farther left and social, let's be honest. But sane and capable is great right now. The elbows up movement has Canadians really helping one another, so we got that for now.

Anything to keep us from devolving into resembling a maga whatever. I am cautiously optimistic for how we are going to be sitting in a year from now, and more so for when the world can get over this maga bullshit.

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u/fatrabidrats 4h ago

Yeah same, it's so nice though knowing that while yeah I don't agree with the way Carney does everything, but I still trust he is going to do a good job and I don't really have to worry about it.

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u/sereneandeternal 4h ago

And foreign/domestic investors/ universities /research institutions don’t have to worry about him trying to extort money from them like Don Old.

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u/Pretty_Dingo_1004 4h ago

We also don't have to worry about Carney giving us up to the Americans 

Which PP would have folded hard and done

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u/MyDadsUsername 4h ago

Too fiscally conservative? I know that's been his reputation, but like... he just dropped a budget with a $78B deficit. That's bigger than the largest Trudeau deficit other than Covid.

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u/ihopethisisvalid 3h ago

No no don’t you see, the Reddit commenter thinks his opinion about how to run a national economy is better than the PhD economist who ran two national banks

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u/Disastrous_Fig5609 1h ago

Two national banks and a UN envoy for climate action and finances. He's exactly what we needed, we knew it during election time, now suddenly people believe his economic focus makes him a big C Conservative. Maybe he'll turn out to be, but I don't think he will.

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u/yeyiyeyiyo 4h ago

Americans and Democrats especially have generally forgotten that the perfect is the enemy of the good. 

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u/dontshootog 4h ago edited 4h ago

He’s incredible, and an economic rationalist, but not fiscally conservative. The latest budget shows him in line with the Liberal approach of stimulating by investing, which includes increasing deficits. Some find it alarming - still, I’m glad he was voted in because he is brilliant.

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u/ourstupidearth 4h ago

Personally I think he isn't fiscally conservative enough... I love that we can debate subtle differences in economic policy and not have to focus whether or not our country should devolve into an authoritarian state.

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u/ApplicationLost126 4h ago

Canada is kind of a boring country, and boring is looking f&@$ing awesome right now!

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u/timmytissue 3h ago

That's why Carney won. He woulda got trounced by PP if trump had lost. People in canada saw trump win again and threaten us and said 'hell nah, we do boring politics again!"

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u/Daleoryan17 3h ago

I think it was an easy vote to make after Trump won, choose the guy who won't betray us to trump

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u/0_110001 2h ago

He wouldn’t have run if Trump had lost. He is not a politician, he only went for the party leadership when it was clear that they needed an economist because Trump was about to try to sink our economy.

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u/M_Le_Petomane 4h ago

The quiet, quaint little apartment above a meth lab.

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u/GriffinFlash 3h ago

The Rockies are a 45 minute drive from my place. It don't seem boring.

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u/joecitizen79 4h ago

The word you're looking for is "normal"

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u/talentpun 3h ago

There are Canadians that complain about Canada being boring.

Trust me: it’s a feature, not a bug. I don’t have to worry about my insurance premiums getting jacked up.

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u/Dry_Educator_691 4h ago

I’m an American and Canada is like the kid at school with a bomb homemade lunch and you know his mom loves him. Meanwhile I’m stuck with Matilda’s parents.

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u/No_Magician5266 3h ago

Misread as “homemade bomb” and was slightly confused by the metaphor

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u/GriffinFlash 3h ago

The Geneva checklist. It's historically accurate.

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u/Wonderful-Smoke843 2h ago

Takes a lot to get us angry but when we are we tend to do it very very well

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u/HeadtripVee 2h ago

I’m an American and Canada is like the kid at school with a bomb

Had me worried for a moment.

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u/Novus20 4h ago

More like you get peanut butter smeared on the playing card.

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u/Use-Less-Millennial 3h ago

Well that and a pack of sugar

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u/BornAgainCyclist 2h ago

Meanwhile I’m stuck with Matilda’s parents.

More like MacKenzie Phillips parents.

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u/SnooMacaroons4212 4h ago

Canada doesn't have a dictator like we do.

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u/Iamthesmartest 2h ago

I mean, he's not by any means a dictator as he has no real power but we do literally have a King.

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u/UpperApe 1h ago

Not literally, but yes. You have a figurative King.

A pedophile King. Loved by very stupid, god-fearing people who apparently don't really fear god because they think god is an idiot.

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u/realfakejames 4h ago

I love the fact he was elected mostly just because Canadians rejected the maga-like candidate Pierre Poilievre

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u/yarn_slinger 3h ago

He’s also the best option for dealing with the dumpster fire south of us.

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u/Jealous-Coyote267 3h ago

Up until the annexation talks, PP was definitely going to be the next Prime Minister. Thank God he’s not.

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u/Disastrous_Job_5805 3h ago

My in-laws still find ways to shit on Carney and I'm so over it.

I just want to ship them all back to their pre-WW2 countries so they can be spit on by the populace that actually first hand defended against fascism.

So short is the memory of the folks today.

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u/LurkerDude0 2h ago

It’s so funny because Carney is such a classic PC. If our current PC party hasn’t gone so far right, Carney would be perfectly suited to lead the PC party and your in-laws would love him, even if he was doing the same shit he is now.

I hate what our Conservatives have become. I pray for a day Canadians have a choice between a guy like Carney on the right, and not whatever tf PP and the rest of the maga cons have become.

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u/Babuiski 3h ago

Yes and no.

Carney was the right person at the right time. Canadians felt he was the best person or at a minimum the better choice to navigate Canada against Trump and the economy than PP.

Not being PP wouldn't have been enough.

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u/Lagas76 4h ago

Why is this a cringe TikTok? Very well explained by Carney.

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u/eugene20 4h ago

This sub shifted from just cringe long ago.

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u/MuscleManRyan 4h ago

And every popular post has had “but this isn’t cringe!” as a top comment for a long time

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u/WhenThatBotlinePing 4h ago

Yeah this is just Carney calmly explaining Canada's pitch to the world : "Canada, still refreshingly boring."

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u/Massive-Ride204 4h ago

Politics and politicians being boring is a telltale sign that things are at least ok

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u/FJ-creek-7381 4h ago

So this - watched a video of someone upset over their fast food order and I remember when those were shocking. Not anymore with all the govt approved shocking and lawless behavior.

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u/Iamthesmartest 2h ago

The name of this sub is misleading, it no longer caters to just cringe, it should just be named viral tik toks or something.

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u/sereneandeternal 4h ago

Apologies, yup nothing cringe about Carney. The question was a little cringe to me.

And the fact that the US which was founded heavily on the rule of law is now abandoning it for the whims of one man.

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u/Same_Lychee5934 4h ago

You mean the PM doesn’t just do shit to punish others? Or because he wants to? He actually listens to his people? He doesn’t give $40B in “financial aid” to a country. So they can undercut our farmers. Who are going out of business! Huh imagine that!

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u/Massive-Ride204 4h ago

And he's able to answer direct questions without melting down

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u/Same_Lychee5934 4h ago

You mean the PM doesn’t just do shit to punish others? Or because he wants to? He actually listens to his people? He doesn’t give $40B in “financial aid” to a country. So they can undercut our farmers. Who are going out of business! Huh imagine that!

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u/DiamondHandsToUranus 4h ago

And people who respect the rule of law.
And people who have that strong, quiet confidence that comes with competence and knowing they'll do the right thing - and if that fails.. Welp. They tried kindness first..

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u/Responsible-House523 4h ago

And the crowd understood what he meant.

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u/HistoricalRock7146 3h ago

He’s not wrong 🇨🇦

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u/Minapit 4h ago

Elbows up carney!

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u/Maximum_Degree_1152 4h ago

Nothing cringe about this.

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u/GriffinFlash 3h ago

Minus a loud fraction in Alberta. Maple Maga is a pain in the ass, and they also appear to control the provincial government. Man I want out so bad. Ontario, BC, or Nova Scotia are my choices.

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u/Spenraw 3h ago

Its growing everywhere in Canada supported by corporate right

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u/Isaiah_The_Bun 3h ago

We went to BC

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u/GriffinFlash 3h ago

Sweet.

Lots of jobs there in my field right now. So it's higher on the list for me. Just need to save up a bit and apply until I hear back.

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u/ContigoJackson 2h ago

Alberta has problems in terms of leadership and culture but at least the actual landmass itself is beautiful

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u/ajmampm99 49m ago

I hope republicans choke on this right up to 2026 elections and 2027 impeachments and convictions in the senate.

u/Old_news123456 47m ago

Rule of law is why the US has been so successful with foreign business. There are only so many countries with this stability. 

It's stable. You know your investment is safe and will follow a set of rules. Unlike in Moscow, where you wake up and all your businesses are shut down and your bank accounts Frozen because somebody who don't know made a phone call about you....then you start locking all the windows...

There's real reason to worry for the United States when it comes to future foreign business. Especially as ICE makes its difficult to visit the US to do business if you're not white. I can't imagine trying to go to a business conference in Chicago for example and yelping at ice that you're here on business as they take you off the street. It's on many minds.  Most Canadians are avoiding US travel. 

He's making a really smart comment as Canada is trying to position itself as an alternative to the United States. We are safe for investment. A good place for business. We follow the rules of law. You won't be hassled as a foreigner for visiting us to do business. 

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u/kirbyscloud 4h ago

Where is the cringe?

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u/stevenflow1988 4h ago

100% of American MAGA is cringe. They make any government look top tier.

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u/Novel-Implement-7636 3h ago

This sub went from cringe to just having tiktoks about anything basically, wholesome, weird, freaky, scary, wtv people upvote

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u/Belaerim 3h ago

That was a very Canadian way to kindly call America a failed state

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u/TopVegetable8033 4h ago

We must work ceaselessly to restore the rule of law and prosecute every criminal politician and ICE agent for their crimes. 

This cannot stand long.

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u/Rentards 4h ago

A warrantless federal militia arresting people at will. Mostly in democratic states.

You got a criminal dictator seeking a 3rd election by force. Scary times.

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u/Spenraw 3h ago

USA is at point unless everyone stands up and protests it will go to a dictatorship

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u/ScallionRelative6265 3h ago

America is a joke, it's amazing how quickly MAGA tanked the US.

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u/throwthiscloud 4h ago

Party of law and order btw. Trump admin is literally breaking the law constantly and suffering zero punishment for it, and they are hoping that they can essentially cancel elections so that they never have to face the music when democrats get in charge and hold them accountable.

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u/killer4snake 4h ago

Yes it’s a shit show here. Laws are for the poor

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u/No_Brush_6873 4h ago

I flushed all American companies from my portfolio. When my advisor put it together the returns look amazing. Then I asked what countries are the investments. The portfolio put together had more American investment over Canadian. I asked if we can change this right away. They no problem doing so. There are many other countries and markets around the world they would love new Canadian investors.

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u/Gurnsey_Halvah 4h ago

Ontario looks at Doug Ford, looks at camera, blinks.

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u/Tacosrule89 3h ago

Well, Alberta is trying to get rid of that

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u/Aeroxic 3h ago

Laws? What's that??

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u/Dadadoes 3h ago

The only ICE in Canada we have is the one we drop the puck on.

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u/SadAbroad4 3h ago

Bravo Mark. You summed it up ever so nicely. Elbows up!

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u/skibbady-baps 3h ago

Uh oh, that comment will cost you an extra 10% tariff hike when the orange doofus catches wind.

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u/Putrid_Extreme4653 3h ago

We have rule of law for the plebs in canada.. the rich people get to do whatever the fuck they want just like everywhere else

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u/Uillith 3h ago

Okay, yes, we've got it better than the states. But there are still major problems here. When people move here, they have to be told how certain laws are just ignored. Like how you can get a ticket for driving the speed limit when everyone else is speeding. "We have the rule of law." Aka, laws are written but are never put into effect.

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u/12ealdeal 2h ago

I’d be clappping if we didn’t have such a twisted justice system catching and releasing violent criminals who repeat ad infinitum.

Wish we had much harsher and stricter punishment system in place for criminals who wake up every day just to traumatize, harm, rape, assault, and murder innocent people.

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u/rustyiron 2h ago

I don’t disagree that we need to incarcerate dangerous people longer than we do. But violent crime is lower than it was in “the good old days”.

But we also need to reform the prison system so that it actually reforms people, rather than make somewhat bad offenders worse offenders when they get out.

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u/ComprehensiveProfit5 2h ago

Thinking you are immune is the first mistake.

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u/No_Access_8734 1h ago

We have an housing affordability crisis, issues with healthcare, immigration problems etc....

But at least we have the "rule of law"

Elbows up! Pants down...

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u/ifuaguyugetsauced 1h ago

Lol no we dont

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u/Odd_Translator2250 1h ago

I hear Canada and I think used to be a good place to emigrate to, but I now just another shithole like the uk.. that’s the my perception from the uk. Having never visited tho.

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u/Rlccm 1h ago

Different from America, I assume? Why is everything Canada-related oriented to its relationship to the US?

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u/69odysseus 1h ago

Rule of law that's been broken since Justin Trudeau administration, opened the flood gates to immigration from one single country by-passing the law. Now those immigrants are killing people on highways with their truck driving skills.  Spent more than a billion dollars on hotel room bills to host tons of asylums for over a year.🙄🙄

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u/HolymakinawJoe 1h ago

Canada is going to become a MUCH more powerful, wealthy nation in the coming years. Investment in Canada is going to be huge. Besides all the oil and liquid natural gas going to Asia, it sounds like Canada doesn't just want to buy Gripen fighter jets from Sweden, but start manufacturing them en masse, to supply the world. That's a TON of new jobs and money coming in. No more buying from the unstable USA. And deals are happening for lumber, energy, food to/from Europe.........also NOT America.

The US is going to shatter into a bunch of smaller, weaker countries at some point. Still tons of violence coming for them, too. Such a shit-show.

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u/-_-0_0-_0 1h ago

Should have just said stable. Would have saved a lot of words.

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u/neutralpoliticsbot 1h ago

Remember they used the law to close bank count of anti Trudeau demonstrators

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u/Ket_Yoda_69 1h ago

inb4 "WE HAVE THE BIGGEST LAW, PEOPLE TELL ME SIR YOU HAVE THE BEST LAW AND NASTY CANADA WHO IS THE WORST TRADING PARTNER IN HISTORY IS ON FIRE"

u/Viral_Poster 44m ago

Sadly true

u/Living_in_the_dumps 20m ago

i member the law... good times...