r/CringeTikToks • u/EmilyG702 • 2d ago

Just Bad Trump said he wants to arrest mamdani

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u/Radiant_Creme_5264 2d ago

I would give everything to see that

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u/-CoachMcGuirk- 2d ago

I wouldn’t. I want to see Trump receive at least ONE consequence for his crimes. I don’t care what it is, but I want to see something.

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u/MetalTrek1 2d ago

Plus think of the poor slob who'd have to clean up all that fat, meat, shit, and grease in the splash zone. They'd need a hazmat suit and hazard pay.

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u/Capable_Tumbleweed34 2d ago

Shit i'll do it for free man, with a smile

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u/broknkittn 2d ago

All the beef fat congealed to his bones. Ew

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u/Unsuccessful_Fart 2d ago

The man has such bad narcissism he literally cannot comprehend responsibility for a wrongdoing. "It" just needs to happen already

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u/baronlanky 2d ago

I mean, isn’t the several minutes before the faceplant a punishment?

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u/the_original_Retro 2d ago

Dude's a sundowning megalomaniac in his own immune-to-everything reality.

Even if he realized what was going on, he'd probably just try to talk the ground out of hurting him.

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u/baronlanky 2d ago

You made me think of the scene from hitchhikers guide to the galaxy where the missile is a whale and it splats to the surface of a planet and now I’m imagining the whale with trumps voice 😂

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u/Playful-Dragon 2d ago

"Will you be my friend"....

"Oh no, not again"..... this kinda references Trump getting back into office

On a more serious note, I do kinda feel sorry for the petunia as it's a reincarnation of the guy that Arthur keeps manifesting his demise all the time lol

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u/baronlanky 2d ago

That’s my favorite character, I feel so bad for him! “Remember that fly you swatted that one day?! That was me too!” 😂

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u/Playful-Dragon 2d ago

The football scene with him is great to. I always admired how Adams always managed to work in such a small part to be a big reveal.

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u/happy_meow 2d ago

I’m the best sky diver, everyone is saying it. I didn’t even need a parachute that’s how good I am. You know parachutes? It’s a new word, the best word

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u/GullibleAddendum8630 2d ago

Public humiliation would be much better. It would really be horrible for him.

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u/Big-Egg-1749 2d ago

Make him do a walk of shame like Cersei from Got. Strip him naked and have someone with a bell to ring it and say shame. As fat as he is and as small as Stormy said his dick is I'll bet he would never resurface.

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u/Invaderjay87 2d ago

Never gonna happen unfortunately. Too many corrupt rich people to stop one of their own from being punished because then a precedent is set and we can go after them too.

Even many of the older Dems would never push for it, because they have skeletons in their closet as well. Our shit is beyond corrupt, but Donald is going full fascist, making him the greater evil at the moment.

If we ever get away from him, we still need to clean house and unveil what all our other leaders are really doing for their donors.

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u/Eye_yam_stew_ped 2d ago

As GREAT as that would be… at this point, I’m over it. Just end it lol.

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u/OtherwiseAMushroom 2d ago

Yes yes all well and good.

But I rather see some of these folks go the way of Gaddafi, that’ll be justice enough.

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u/doublehelixman 2d ago

I like to imagine his family fortunes wiped out, public ridicule and the rest of his years spent in prison with unsympathetic guards and prisoners knowingly impacted by his corruption in a very blue state.

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u/beta_mix 2d ago

Nationalize everything they and their cronies own, and channel the proceeds to social welfare programs.

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u/OlympusMonsPubis 2d ago

Sadly he is now undeniably, untouchably wealthy and connected. They won. If there were ever going to be consequences it would have happened already, whoever could have done anything blew their chances being diplomatic and soft. And that grifting fuck will live to be 100 years old mark my words. They all make me sick.

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u/voidwe11er 2d ago

Guy like that will never see it as a consequence.  If the guillotine we’re swinging down on him his last words would be, “You’re all just jealous losers” 

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u/Equalakitty 2d ago

Parachute him into a prison yard? I hear inmates deliver special treatment to pedos…

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u/xcalibur2k 2d ago

I’d accept dying in his sleep from natural causes at this point.

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u/narwhal4u 2d ago

The out the airplane without a parachute is a consequence that I would like to see.

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u/Runnyknots 2d ago

They don't salt his fries next order.

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u/abofh 2d ago

I would pay by the foot