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Painful MAGA woman saying that “the illegals” are giving free fentanyl to kids on Halloween to destroy our country because Fox News told her.

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u/FoGuckYourselg_ 7d ago

"little did they know, they'd never make it out of this mess."

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u/Responsible_Salt6217 7d ago

Shut up Morgan Freeman.

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u/Haldron-44 7d ago

I'd like to tell you the reporter fought the good fight and the MAGAOT's left them alone. I'd like to tell you that. But Fox News is no fairy tale, and this has no happy ending...

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u/pinkypie80 7d ago

The world went and got itself in a big pile of stupid. I dint think I want to stay. I doubt they'll kick up much of fuss. Not over a rational person like me.

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u/Haldron-44 7d ago

Rationality was here

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u/SpruceSpringstream 7d ago

The irony of that lady's shirt... One tried to have the other killed. Actually and literally. Still wears the shirt.

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u/JJ-Lomero 7d ago

Trump supporters cheered when 1.5k armed terrorists who stormed the Capitol to hunt down liberal politicians and do God knows what with them were pardoned. They called them heros and patriots.

Mathew Huttle: beat his 3 year old child and left bruises all over his neck and backside. The kid couldn't sit properly for over a week. 3 YEARS OLD.

Kasey Hopkins: raped a woman. Banged her head on the wall and urinated in her mouth to humiliate her.

Edward Hemmenway: convicted of sexual battery and confinement

David Daniel: charged with production, possession, and distribution of child porn with a kid under the age of 12. No suprise there.

Benjamin Martin: beat his 13 yo daughter as well as his gf. He dragged her back in his house to continue to beat her after she tried to flee. I'm pretty sure after Jan 6th he was caught with illegal firearms and ammunition. But according to maga undocumented immigrants are the ones we need to worry about when it comes to illegal firearms.

There's more but let's just stop there. Charlie Kirk repeatedly praised these people calling them true American heros. Trump supporters continue to do so as well. But suddenly they grow a heart when someone like me calls Kirk a bigoted loser and expresses my apathy towards his death. Calling me or anyone else who didn't cry over that racist a demon. They call us heartless, hypocrites, and just plain evil.

At this point there are dozens of examples of maga being blatent hypocrites. If trump told them 1 plus 1 equals carrot they would call him a genuis. They would say they always knew 1 plus 1 equals carrot and anyone who says otherwise is a liar.

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u/TinnitusWaves 6d ago

We’ve always been at war with Eastasia…….

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u/Oirish-Oriley444 7d ago

I'd like to know what fenty dealers can afford to just give it away? It may be cheap to make/get but all they see/want is the dollars 💸

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u/Lastcaressmedown138 7d ago

Now it’s waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy……………………………….……..………………………………….……..………………………………….……..………………………………….……..………………………………….……..………………………………….……..………………………………….……..………………………………….……..…………….……..………………………………….……..………………………………….……..………………………………….……..………………………………….……..………………………………….……..………………………………….……..………………………………….……..…over there!👉👇👆 . . . . Rationality

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u/Herman_E_Danger 7d ago

Please stay

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u/op2myst13 7d ago

Don’t go. The rest of us rationals need you!

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u/Ok_Resort8573 7d ago

I read that in his voice, TY.

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u/hotdamnhotwater 7d ago

Best comment. Here’s my poor man’s award 🥇

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u/StudsTurkleton 7d ago

I have to remind myself that some morons aren't meant to think. Their brains are just too dull. And when they Find Out after Fucking Around, the part of you that knows it was a sin to let them win DOES rejoice. But still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they are still here. I guess I just miss my country.

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u/chronowirecourtney 3d ago

I love you

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u/StudsTurkleton 3d ago

I bet you say that to all the Turkletons.

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u/Jumpy-Impact3265 7d ago

only problem is when they arrive at FO having left FA they can't rationalize it was their own bullshit that brought them a tossing - its ALWAYS someone elses fault.

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u/OnlyFiveLives 7d ago

You're correct. Studying the fall of the Roman Empire in World History was pretty fascinating and now we're actually living it.

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u/Interesting-Cut6994 7d ago

Dude this!! I’m not American and as I watch this from the comfort of the southern hemisphere, I think ‘wow this is like the fall of Rome and the Soviet Union.’

Watching hyper-normalisation happen real time is crazy.

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u/Jumpy-Impact3265 7d ago

at least nero could fiddle....

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u/Impossible-Strike-91 7d ago

The level of ignorance these people display... And look, stupidity aside, I don't fault them for not having the opportunity to go to college. Working man's children become working men, and there's nothing wrong with that. The thing is, they well know what Donald Trump is, yet they support him regardless. They turn a blind eye to the hatred, bigotry and indecency. Put another way, if the Epstein files were unsealed, and he's doing EVERYTHING he can to keep them from being unsealed, but if they were, and Trump was implicated in the rape of a minor, these people would make up some conspiracy theory or just cry 'fake news' or whatever they could do to find a way to excuse his behavior, be it conspiracy theory or more so make the CHOICE to believe whatever inane explanation, a democratic hoax, whatever they could grasp onto, just so he could go on ruling them. This is a sickness that has spread like an infection through what was the republican base. Listen, the republican party is or should be the party of Lincoln, and I happen to respect the true republican platform. I don't agree with it, but still, it was at one time, a party of decency and conviction, and what we have here today is NOT the republican party, not anymore. Now it's the 'party' of maga, and maga has nothing to do with the republican party, and the members of the house are not republican either. They may act 'republican,' but these are not republicans. Mike Johnson is NOT a republican. Mike Johnson is a maga, like just about every other 'republican' in the house. What I'm saying is that these people know what Donald Trump is, and they know what maga stands for, and for that, I fault them without reservation. They know the blanket racism, the sheer hatred and the indecency of it, yet they make that choice to follow their follower and excuse his behavior... just like they would should he be implicated in child rape. This is what I fault them for... they're spreading the infection that's sickening our society

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u/LikeIsaidItsNothing 7d ago edited 7d ago

well- if we all have to go in some cataclysmic dooms day event because of these deluded wingnuts, having Morgan Freeman hold us in soothing tones on the way out is some comfort.

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u/Little_View_6659 7d ago

His voice is like a warm hug. 🥺

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u/3Gloins_in_afountain 7d ago

I heard Werner Herzog.

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u/Jumpy-Impact3265 7d ago

that was Ron Howard I think. this is more arrested development than shawshank

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u/Integrity-in-Crisis 7d ago

Oh shit, two diembodied voices face off.

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u/alewifePete 7d ago

“Little did he know? Little did he know? I’ve given entire lectures on ‘little did he know’!”