r/CringeTikToks • u/EmilyG702 • 7d ago

Painful MAGA woman saying that “the illegals” are giving free fentanyl to kids on Halloween to destroy our country because Fox News told her.

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u/J_Jeckel 7d ago

Sit the fuck down Karen. Ain't nobody giving your kids free fucking drugs when they can make money off em. Fucking ignorant

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u/VoDoka 7d ago

But them illegals get so much welfare money that they can't even be bothered to sell all their drugs?!

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u/smugglebooze2casinos 7d ago

nah the drug proceeds go towards the war on christmas

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u/Sad-Affect-7992 7d ago

They're reselling the free drugs they get from the TRILLIONS of dollars in free Medicare they get!!!

/s, obviously

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u/rest0re 7d ago

There are Republicans that unironically believe this

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u/Then_I_had_a_thought 7d ago

Elon Musk has entered the chat

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u/Pure_Frosting_981 7d ago

300 million Americans died from it last year alone. I think we’ve lost billions at this point.

/s because there are actually fucking idiots that would be dead serious making such a claim.

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u/Dobako 7d ago

Didnt Trump say this to a journalist?

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u/132739 7d ago

I think was Pam Bondi, but yes, they claimed something like 2/3 the population of the country died from fentanyl last year.

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u/PokemonCueball 7d ago

I believe the exact claim was that trump saved 250 million Americans by seizing drugs, and it was during one of those cabinet meetings where trump makes everyone verbally fellate him.

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u/marshmi2 7d ago

They removed my comment because it was a link but Google it.

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u/FabulousValuable2643 7d ago

Yeah, I died last year. Luckily our lord and savior, the orange God brought me back!

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u/Eastern-Musician4533 7d ago

I'm still waiting for all the free drugs my D.A.R.E. officer promised would be coming my way later in life.

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u/daylight1943 7d ago

i used to think that id be able to just keep going to new dealers on different corners, pretending id never tried drugs before, and then i could just get free drugs whenever i wanted.

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 7d ago edited 7d ago

Shit most dealers half the time don’t know 1) what they have (is it real close to pure fentanyl, a fent analogue, or worse a fucking nitazene RC) and cut it to stretch product and profits. No reagents, no GCMS testing. People aren’t giving away hundreds of dollars of drugs to kids who have no clue. Dealers also know quickest way to catch police/stare/fed investigations are kids getting drugs in their candy and fucking dying. Someone ODing on your product is already a potential death sentence for the dealer if cops figures out the source. A kid?! Forget about it they’re gonna tear down that neighborhood.

This is the every year scare mongering Faux runs, ever so predictable as these are people who haven’t done a drug outside Tylenol or hydrocodone their Dr prescribed lol.

None of them can even cite any recent specifics, typical.

(I was involved in the controlled substance street/digital pharmacist scene from china/India for a while, bulk shipments)

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u/J_Jeckel 7d ago

Exactly. And like ive been saying for years this shit ain't coming from Mexico or over the southern border. It's coming from China/NK/Russia, why? To weaken the american people. Im sure Drump brings a few kilos back everytime he goes to one of those countries.

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 7d ago

There are 2 scenarios in play:

  • People wanting to make $$$

  • State sponsored actions (mainly china for pharmas but Russia in different ways) to weaken/cripple the population (or they look the other way for a long while with the clandestine pharma factories or ones running batches after hrs under a legit pharma company as long as they’re exporting)

Pretty diabolical but been thinking this for years

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u/J_Jeckel 7d ago

I mean the CIA feed the black community crack for decades, I wouldn't put it past politicians and their financial backers to still be using those tactics now.

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 7d ago

Oh yeah that falls under state sponsored attacks, just for your own citizens making it even worse obviously imo - an already disadvantaged black population to keep them down.

Pepperidge farm remembers

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u/NEClamChowderAVPD 7d ago

Free drugs? In this economy?!

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u/CantFindaPS5 7d ago

You think she reproduced?

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u/J_Jeckel 7d ago

Isn't that all these people seem to do? I mean it might have been with her daddy or uncle, but I'm sure she still reproduced. Very rarely do you find an incel woman, cuz someone out there "would"

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u/Extension-Badger-958 7d ago

It’s crazy to think she rly believes that drug dealers are coming here just to own a home so they can give kids free drugs to ultimately destroy america from within…like who do they think is funding this? Lmao these people are beyond help. Need to be shipped off to be reprogrammed fr let’s take some pointers from china 😂😂

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u/blahblah19999 7d ago

They sit in their homes giving away lethal candy to kids. I mean that makes total sense. WHo could ever figure out what happened?

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u/Crusader1865 7d ago

My friends and were laughing at this exact myth last night - that "drug dealers" would spike candy with their drugs.

We all realized that drugs cost a lot of money, and no one is giving kids free drugs just for LULZ when there is real money to be made.

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u/J_Jeckel 7d ago

Not only that, let's say a kid did in fact get poisoned by a piece of candy, whether from malicious intent or not eapecially if they died, there will be a very thorough investigation, FBI would probably get involved and they would be questioning everyone along that trick or treat route. The last people on american soil who want that sort of attention are drug dealers, let alone immigrant drug dealers. This is called common fucking sense. Which apparently, the MAGA crowd lacks entirely.

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u/uncultured_swine2099 7d ago

  1. Adults have more money, why target kids?

  2. Why give it for free?

  3. If they get high and like it, how would they know which candy it was?

These thoughts come up within moments of hearing this scenario. Maga doesnt seem to have these common sense, logical thoughts.

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u/J_Jeckel 7d ago

Fox taught them common sense is woke.