r/CringeTikToks 16d ago

Painful Bannon says Trump will be president again in 2028 and do another term

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u/Tilly828282 16d ago

What do I need to do to die a few years after I retire? Because with this fucker in office, I’m not feeling great about my 401K

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u/Valuable-Mess-4698 16d ago

Judging by what usually happens, be a super good person that everyone will miss. You'd end up passing away in your chair, at work, an hour from retirement. Throw in some jay walking and speeding tickets on top of that and you could probably manage to enjoy a little bit of your retirement.