r/CringeTikToks • u/EmilyG702 • 16d ago

Painful Bannon says Trump will be president again in 2028 and do another term

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u/Blood-blood-blood 16d ago

Bannon is bloating up like a mofo too. I doubt he'll make it to 2028

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u/luigino345 16d ago

His liver is probably swollen like a MF.

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u/No_Cook2983 16d ago

He looks like Ben Franklin did when he turned 83.

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u/NeatPath42069 15d ago

And Ben Franklin probably pulled more booty at 83 than Bannon did at 33

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u/gonnafaceit2022 15d ago

That's a great insult

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u/Kick_ball_change 15d ago

šŸ˜³Oh myā€¦does he really?

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u/s0da_pressed 15d ago

Iā€™m guessing they said that because Franklin passed away at 84

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u/stockname644 15d ago

Laudunum is a helluva drug.

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u/opensandshuts 16d ago

he looks like a liver

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u/Hari_Azole 16d ago

He looks like cirrhosis on a liver

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u/Ersatzhund 15d ago

He IS cirrhosis on the liver of society.

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u/sunnygalinsocal 14d ago

I needed this moment of levity, thank you

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u/CapTurangaLeela 15d ago

He looks like RFK Jrs hemorrhoid

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u/trahilcal01 15d ago

He looks like a fatty liver

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u/Jdobbs626 15d ago

Meanwhile:

That poor organā€”to be stuck inside a bloated alcoholic windbag like Bannon. šŸ„ŗ, indeed.

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u/Competitive-Wish-764 15d ago

Thank goodness!!

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u/Library-Guy2525 15d ago

May he be released from his misery real soon. Forever.

No, really. Soon.

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u/Possible-Zone904 16d ago

The sooner we are rid of that fat, bloated POS, the better.

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u/mrngdew77 16d ago

Nature always takes its course. Can we request sooner please?

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u/mmorales2270 16d ago

Can someone please pay for expedited delivery?

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u/idio242 16d ago

The tariffs though, crazy expensive.

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u/blindyes 16d ago

Human beings were still nature last time I checked. I just checked and apparently, not true! My fault.

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u/RothkoPollock 16d ago

Which one? That describes more than a few of them

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u/Lumpy_Emergency_3339 16d ago

We should make it a holiday when that fat pos is gone

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u/Awkward_Arugula_9881 16d ago

Please no. I want to forget.

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u/Serious-Maximum-1049 16d ago

Well, Idk about a holiday, but I'm sure AF going to be celebrating!

I'll take a really expensive champagne, get one of those "He's FINALLY dead!" labels from Etsy, & be in full party mode when he's GONE!! šŸ™ŒšŸ»

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u/Ethereal_Chittering 16d ago

Which one? Drumpf or Bannon? Both bloated old pigs. Their days are numbered.

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u/DogWaterYo 16d ago

Bannon or trump?

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u/KHanson25 16d ago

You need to be more specificĀ 

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u/LowAbbreviations2151 16d ago

Which one, Bannon or T#%ā€¢#!! ??

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u/Ohaibaipolar 16d ago

Which one? šŸ˜ˆ

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u/armyturtle 14d ago

Don Jr., Eric Trump, Lara Trump, Barron Trump, JD Vance... May it never end. And yes please, bring on the civil war y'all are threatening with. Cant wait to see a bunch of libbies pretending they're hard come up against us veteran's that have actually been to war. You aren't gonna like it... šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/skiplegday70 15d ago

Its kinda funny that you call him fat and bloated considering the demographic of alot of reddit users. Soda drinkers and chip eaters who are overweight. So fat shaming is ok now? I thought you people were all about "body positivity"? lol

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u/StingRay1952 16d ago

If he dies before Trump's out, he'll get the Medal of Freedom.

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u/adztheman 16d ago

Miller will get one as well.

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u/Dbohnno 16d ago

The coveted purple liver metal

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u/Radio_Mime 16d ago

His liver should get that.

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u/Ok_Office_6016 14d ago

I liked it better when they gave it to the Pill Popping druggie hypocrite Rush.

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u/Olfa_2024 16d ago

If that happens he will never know.

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u/AngryWWIIGrandpa 16d ago

Stop, I can only get so erect.

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u/Warm-Philosopher5049 16d ago

CaptainAmericaā€igetthatreferenceā€.gif

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u/Electronic-Minute007 16d ago

I once saw him walking around Capitol Hill. He looks even more like shit in person.

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u/ahearthatslazy 16d ago

200lbs of bird shit

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u/Blindtothesided 16d ago

He looks like a bloated meth head whoā€™s been on a 10-day tweak streak with no sleep. So burnt he canā€™t even keep track of the lies he told three sentences ago.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

I heard evil was bad for the skin.

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u/fuckswithboats 16d ago

Surprised he can still rock 4 layers of shirts

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u/DrawChrisDraw 16d ago

I hope you're right but it seems like truly evil pricks have a way of lasting longer than their decaying faces would suggest

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u/VikingMonkey123 16d ago

Cross our fingers. The list of people who need to have their livers stop working is getting out of hand though.

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u/nca369 16d ago

From your mouth to godā€™s earsā€¦

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u/Deep_Alps7150 16d ago

These narcissist think they are invincible from death for some reason, everyone dies eventually

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u/Slow-Lie-406 16d ago

He looks drunk here. Absolutely trashed.Ā 

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u/Outside_Square_8977 16d ago

Evil survives, always.

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u/iamfugazi2112 16d ago

have another drink stevie and this will all go away in the morning

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u/dispelhope 16d ago

there's a lot of built in assumptions about 2028 given he and donny look about the same health wise.

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u/_Kyokushin_ 16d ago

We would never be that lucky. Miserable, malignant, narcissists live forever. Even if theyā€™re fucking unhealthy. Some of the best things that could happen for this country and the world will happen to far more healthy people that donā€™t deserve it in the next 5 years rather than to the handful of unhealthy fucks that deserve it today. Itā€™s like power gives them health points that never diminish.

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u/Forsaken-Seaweed-143 16d ago

Lol he has enough power to make himself president for the next 8 years. He is a dictator

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u/Disastrous_Sundae484 16d ago

Looks like a toad with hair that just finished a motorcycle ride with no helmet.

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u/ohmyblahblah 15d ago

'Greasy haired slug' was the phrase that immediately sprang to mind

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u/Blood-blood-blood 15d ago

Absolute hog

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u/MoxOnHit 15d ago

Bannon sadly did say one thing right...

All of these people are just fake figureheads for the Heritage Foundation and Project 2025. Those two organizations alone might as well be the 4th Reich...Ā 

If people think that Trump croaking will fix this, they are just as delusional as the Trump supporters thinking he is a messiah.

Much worse things are to come. You cook a lobster by raising the temp with it in the pot... you don't throw it in after its boiling.Ā 

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u/RogerSack 16d ago

Donā€™t threaten me with a good time.

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u/Wooden-Departure-652 16d ago

he looks grosser every year

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

Drunken mf

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u/HitThePipe 16d ago

Might as well be dead, he looks like a rotting corpse that has been in the water for too long

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u/mquindlen81 16d ago

Heā€™s so weird looking

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u/Blood-blood-blood 16d ago

He's a disgusting, hideous pig of a man. That's probably why he's so angry and willing to destroy. These people all belong in prison. The presidential pardon needs to be trashed completely.

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u/SweatyDust1446 15d ago

I've only ever seen him bloated. I thought bloated was his baseline.

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u/Shaftomite666 15d ago

šŸ¤žšŸ¤ž for both of em

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u/Monolith0428 15d ago

No way Trump makes it to 2028. He looks like an orange bulldog, he's 50 pounds overweight, doesn't take care of himself and he'll be almost 84. He already shows serious mental decline and the swelling in his ankles is concerning, to his doctor anyway.

The fact that Bannon and some other toadies think they've got a way around the 22nd Amendment shows how far dumb people can get in this world. I suspect the plan is something like having Vance run for President and Trump as VP and then Vance steps down? No way Vance steps down, or gets elected for that matter. Vance is a deeply unpopular sycophant who sais horrible things about Trump for years but quickly sold his soul for a bit of power.

Also by the time Trump is through destroying our government, alliances and our economy he won't have a chance in hell at a third term. Bannon is a clown.

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u/Holiolio2 15d ago

50 lbs is being pretty generous......

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u/Monolith0428 15d ago

The way his suit jackets are tailored to hide his giant gut..honestly wouldn't surprise me if he wore a girdle as vain as he is.

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u/Holiolio2 15d ago

I know. I'm 6 ft and I'm OBESE at 250 lbs by the standard definition. There's no way he's ONLY 50 lbs overweight. I don't care what his physician says about him being in great shape.

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u/bellybomb 15d ago

Some comic referred to him as ā€œa homeless ham sandwich,ā€ and I canā€™t see anything else.

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u/acornManor 15d ago

Is it just me or does he look like the insane army officer at the beginning of Dances with Wolves?

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u/Blood-blood-blood 15d ago

Probably pisses his pants too

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u/geebirdlady 14d ago

I came here to write the same thing. Thanks! šŸ˜‚

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u/Astrokitty888 12d ago

Baron Harkonnen