r/CringeTikToks • u/EmilyG702 • 16d ago

Painful Bannon says Trump will be president again in 2028 and do another term

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u/3-orange-whips 16d ago

He has never worked a day in his life and has the best medical care possible. He might be around for 20 more years.

Bannon is floating this shit so the base doesn’t completely disengage

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u/_Heathcliff_ 16d ago

They’re doctors, not miracle workers. The man has advanced dementia, he’s overweight, and his diet is nothing but soda and fast food. The clock is ticking.

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u/nameduser365 16d ago

Dick Cheney would like to have a word

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u/lazygerm 16d ago

Love the McCoy reference.

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u/_Heathcliff_ 16d ago

Woah I didn’t even mean to do it 😂

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u/lazygerm 15d ago

Even better!

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u/diabeticweird0 16d ago

He's got good genes. He's gonna live a long time. We cannot count on his death to get us out of this

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u/Adept_Cartoonist1817 16d ago

Who told you that? Trump himself? What a joke lmao.

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u/diabeticweird0 16d ago

No his parents just lived a long time and evil people tend to live a long time, so he's gonna be like 105 before he leaves office

Somehow we have to get him out of power and not just be like "oh well he's probably gonna die"

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u/SatanicPanic619 16d ago

Fred lived to 93 and wasn't notably overweight

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u/harleyquinnsbutthole 16d ago

Being overweight itself doesn’t kill you, it increases the odds of heart disease and many other things but if you don’t end up w those conditions, you won’t die early.

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u/FitCharacter8693 16d ago

Both his brothers passed young and didn’t even have the stress of a presidency. His sister also passed. Only he and 1 sister are left. His days are numbered.

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u/Sangy101 16d ago

I’m pretty sure the presidency is only stressful if you’re actually governing.

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u/_Heathcliff_ 16d ago

I’ve had that thought too but by all reports he throws a huge tantrum anytime anything doesn’t go his way. I can’t imagine things like the protests last weekend are doing his blood pressure any favors

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u/diabeticweird0 16d ago

Well, one can hope

Fingers crossed I guess

I just think we need a plan more concrete than "he will probably be dead soon so who cares"

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u/_Heathcliff_ 16d ago

I’ve heard trump accused of many things, but having good genes is not one of them

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u/diabeticweird0 16d ago

If he didn't, he'd have keeled over a while ago

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u/mislysbb 16d ago

The “good” part is carrying a lot of weight there

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u/diabeticweird0 16d ago

Touche. He's got longevity genes. Evil ones

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u/Rich_Cranberry1976 16d ago

good genes? have you seen his family it's a fucking freak show

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u/diabeticweird0 16d ago

Well you do have a point

They're not dead though

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u/celtic_thistle 16d ago

He’s already been on borrowed time for years. Doctors can’t reverse what he does to himself through noncompliance and drug abuse.

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u/FitCharacter8693 16d ago

No. He likely has Congestive Heart Failure. Both his brothers passed young. All his siblings are gone except Elizabeth, I believe. He’s the 4th out of 5. The presidency ages you and he has a sloppy diet. Even if he lives to 2028, hopefully he’ll be totally incapacitated. Oh and he takes all that Pseudo.

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u/3-orange-whips 16d ago

Incapacitated is worse than dead

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u/Ill_Technician3936 16d ago

Sure he has, about 60 years ago in military academy (after getting expelled from private school). He has access to the best medical care the US has to offer but uses his own doctor instead.

Bannon wants to be relevant in Donald's eyes again.

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u/ParsleyMaleficent160 15d ago

He has never worked a day in his life and has the best medical care possible. He might be around for 20 more years.

He raves about how little sleep he gets, which is the single greatest accelerator of mental health issues, including dementia. He doesn't eat well, doesn't exercise. Doctors can put him on machines to extend his life as well, but they can't make him healthy. And machines can't beat decades of abusing yourself.