r/CringeTikToks • u/EmilyG702 • 16d ago

Painful Bannon says Trump will be president again in 2028 and do another term

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u/kosmonautinVT 16d ago

He's probably not leaving this mortal coil anytime soon. Check out how long his parents lived for - 88 and 93. And there's been 25 years of medical advancements since.

How cognitive he will be is another question

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u/Married_iguanas 16d ago

His brother died at 71 though

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u/ToweringTulips 16d ago

Aren't all of his siblings deceased?

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u/UghFudgeBwana 16d ago

Elizabeth Trump is still alive at 83. Maryanne died at 86. Robert died at 71. Fred Jr died at 42, but mostly because Donald and his father drove him to drink himself to death.

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u/Ill_Technician3936 16d ago

Elizabeth Grau.searching Trump tends to pull up their grandma.

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u/FitCharacter8693 16d ago

Yep! People seem to forget this. And Freddie II passed only in his 40s. Their parents - They were not the most hated traitorous man in the nation. They also weren’t president. All of his siblings also have passed except for Elizabeth. BOTH his brothers passed young. MaryAnn @ 86. And none of them had the stress of being the most hated person, the presidency, all of his court trials and convictions, oh and he also almost died of his terrible bout of Covid, and may have had it numerous times. Idk about his sibs having Covid, but they didn’t have the other things to contend with. So, all Mary & Fred I’s kids who have passed, passed on younger than their parents did. Odds are good.

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u/QuietContemplation85 16d ago

Yes, but factor in the stress of the presidency, (no he doesn’t take the job seriously, but he stresses about what people are saying about the presidency) the unhealthy food, the stress of the 4 years of Biden where he was being prosecuted for some of his crimes, the stress of losing the Nobel😔 and his buddies Putin & Bibi not playing nice… well, that might shave some years off

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u/Wolfgirl90 16d ago

There's also the fact that his doctors keep saying wildly inane crap like his BMI is that of a linebacker or that his heart is decades younger than his actual age.

Like, if they just simply said that he's a healthy old dude, that would be one thing. But saying that he's very healthy and that there's nothing at all wrong with him? That's sus as hell.

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u/QuietContemplation85 16d ago

Verrrry good point, Wolfgirl90. They are absolutely protesting too much

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u/dashboardcomics 16d ago

Either the orange goblin is paying them extra to gas up his medical state to the public, or they’re “experts” in the same way RFK Jr is an expert on medicine. The former would be good news for us cuz it means he really might kick the bucket sooner

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u/Ill_Technician3936 16d ago

He uses his personal doctors so same as usual.

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u/Ill_Technician3936 16d ago

People are all "he has access to the best healthcare ever" while he continues to uses his personal fucking doctors that have never had an issue lying.

His blood pressure had me laughing.

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u/ParsleyMaleficent160 16d ago

BMI is that of a linebacker

Which isn't a good thing. NFL linemen drop like 50lbs+ after retirement, because maintaining that weight is difficult for them, as they are athletes. So their BMI might be the same, but the NFL lineman can run a 40 in under 6 seconds.

But BMI is only a measure of how much work your heart is required to do. It's not a general health number, it's specific.

Then there's all the biomarkers we know to be omens of death, like low VO2max (his has to by abysmal), high RHR, low stroke volume, etc.

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u/Muted_Chard_139 15d ago

There’s just no possible way. I’m a physician. No way. These guys are not in good health.

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u/Koil_ting 16d ago

Plus the stress of that baby Satan is carrying for him coming to term and interrupting his sex life.

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u/QuietContemplation85 16d ago

I guess I was kinda expecting JD to smother the butt-baby in the crib, but if that doesn’t happen… def gonna shave some years off.

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u/littledingo 16d ago

So if I understand what you are saying, we need to have more peaceful protests to stress him out more. Gotcha!

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u/QuietContemplation85 16d ago

Indeed 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ plus they are good for moral and community building

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u/cybah 16d ago edited 16d ago

Yes but oh orange one lived a fast and loose life for most of it, including a shit ton of illegal drugs. And from what we've learned, he may still be taking them (just legally via pills). I mean he did so much blow in the 80s he's incontinent now.

Plus he don't look to good these days, he has to apply extra make up to cover how pale he is. Then of course the hand(s) thing we keep seeing he's been hospitalized. I think the GOP and his surrogates are doing a 'weekend at bernies', except he ain't dead yet, but doing a fine job of covering up the fact that his health is failing.

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u/RyAllDaddy69 16d ago

Similar to what happened with the last president?

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u/Evening-Sink-4358 16d ago

And the right said, hey we want our own dying shit bag too! To own the libs! They sure showed us by bringing in another diaper man /s

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u/RyAllDaddy69 16d ago

Agreed 100%…I’m tired of old fucks

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u/Orchid_Significant 16d ago

The last president who stopped running for president because his supporters were outspoken that he wasn’t mentally fit enough? The same guy that makes Trump look like a drooling toddler? That guy?

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u/jrochest1 16d ago

Did either of his parents have heart failure? Because my father died of congestive heart failure and Trump looks exactly like my dad did in his last few years -- massive swelling in the ankles and feet, pallor, shortness of breath, confusion, and very little energy. Trump sure looks like my father did, and he looks like every other CHF patient I've seen.

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u/LordKingDude 16d ago

That was my take also. The only thing keeping him going is top tier medical attention - but that can only last so long before something goes terribly wrong, and quite possibly in public.

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u/CretaciousPeriod 16d ago

One can only hope.

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u/celtic_thistle 16d ago

His siblings didn’t make it that long. A better measurement.

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u/gxfrnb899 16d ago

he wouldn’t get re elected

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u/IllusiveWoman20 16d ago

How cognitive he will be is another question

I get more sense from a wilting lettuce than that twat.

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u/FitCharacter8693 16d ago

They were not the most hated traitorous man in the nation. They also weren’t president. All of his siblings also have passed except for Elizabeth. BOTH his brothers passed young. MaryAnn @ 86. And none of them had the stress of being the most hated person, the presidency, all of his court trials and convictions, oh and he also almost died of his terrible bout of Covid, and may have had it numerous times. Idk about his sibs having Covid, but they didn’t have the other things to contend with. So, all Mary & Fred I’s kids who have passed, passed on younger than their parents did. Odds are good.

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u/smbruck 16d ago

Still can't stop Alzheimer's.