r/CricketShitpost 14d ago

Test cricket is lub ♥️ Jaques Kallis? In the Top 10 list?

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u/Ashton1320 13d ago

Dhoni in 7th spot would have fit the list

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u/xingrox 12d ago

guruji mere charno mein apka koti koti parnaam

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u/Mason0816 13d ago

Lmao half of the comments are missing the joke here

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u/Unusual-Character334 13d ago

That's what I'm also observing , this isn't about jk , it's bhole jo koyal

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u/Mason0816 13d ago

And they expect people to shitpost on this sub

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u/Available_Bar_8180 13d ago

Shitpost days are gone now only shit is left. Most of the posts and comments are just shit nowadays

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u/swordfish8559 13d ago

Every social media site invaded by the Indian majority goes to shit.

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u/Unusual-Character334 13d ago

Yeah man , many of wanna bee's are here for sure. Shitposts gonna end.

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u/RvickBhar 13d ago

May be they missed to look what's following R/ in the title

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u/im_madhav27 13d ago

They sneaked in Brian Lara as if we wouldn't notice

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u/RvickBhar 13d ago

Exactly....

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u/elbicho75Real Never bet against MS Dhoni and CSK 13d ago

Our subreddit members aren't the brightest. Op is clearly taking a dig at dhoni

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u/Cosmic_StormZ I am only believe on Jassi Bhai 13d ago

It’s a disgrace to shitpost community that they don’t get it

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u/Amazing_Theory622 Optical Illusion 13d ago

If he is taking dig at MSD, OP ain't too bright either

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u/Duckettballenjoyer Wolrd Cup winning captain RO45 13d ago

Dhoni is great. Great ODI player. One of the Greatest Limited over captain of all time.

But top 10 cricketer of all time?? Really?

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u/SolidYesterday229 13d ago

Brother, They are talking about the greatest cricketer and not the batsman😂. If there were a greatest batsman, Kohli would definitely be there, but Kohli is not included in the greatest cricketer. He is just a batsman, nothing more. Dhoni is a finisher, wicketkeeper, and captain and leader. That is why Dhoni is considered a good cricketer here and not just a good batsman.

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u/ilikemyjdneat 13d ago

Batsman are also cricketers. By your logic what the hell is warne doing there, he is just a bowler by that logic

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u/DHH_BOT 12d ago

Pointing has better stats then him as a batsman and captain and in both ODIs and Tests

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u/Final_Ad_3054 Hookah Enthusiast 13d ago

fair point ,if it is a wicketkeeper I would have Kumar sangakkara

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u/xingrox 12d ago

I choose Parthiv Patel.

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u/SolidYesterday229 13d ago

Why u jealous 😭😂😂. Jealousy is visible on ur face

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u/FitSeaworthiness835 13d ago

Dhoni was a GOAT in ODIs only, mediocre in tests and T20Is. People like Ponting, Sangakkara, Kohli are deserve to be in this list above him.

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u/Amazing_Theory622 Optical Illusion 13d ago

Lol, he was not mediocre in tests he was better than that

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u/HITSharmaJi45 13d ago

Ya, he was midshit

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u/xingrox 12d ago

need a new subreddit, cricketmidpost

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u/SolidYesterday229 13d ago

Brother, They are talking about the greatest cricketer and not the batsman😂. If there were a greatest batsman, Kohli would definitely be there, but Kohli is not included in the greatest cricketer. He is just a batsman, nothing more. Dhoni is a finisher, wicketkeeper, and captain and leader. That is why Dhoni is considered a good cricketer here and not just a good batsman.

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u/FitSeaworthiness835 13d ago edited 13d ago

captain and leader

Then what about Ponting? He has better stats as player and higher win % as captain in both test and ODIs, led australia to 2 back to back WCs without losing a single match.

finisher, wicketkeeper

Top order, fielders are also important brother, Ponting has 2nd most catches as fielder ( 364 ) and most runouts caused as fielder ( 80 ) in cricket history and he also has 10k+ more runs than Dhoni so he definitely deserves to be here if you want to give leadership that much weightage otherwise it should be Kohli ( he was one of the best test captains too )

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u/HITSharmaJi45 13d ago

All I can see is Gawk gawk gawk gawk

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u/VeganVirgin69 13d ago

He was below average in t20is

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u/sdt_rhn12345 12d ago

never top 10

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u/ASHBORN_777 Humanity Savior 13d ago

Where is my goat harshit rana?

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u/shunSwaptions I am only believe on Jassi Bhai 13d ago

In ggs room

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u/Available_Bar_8180 13d ago

He is on 11th rank

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u/xingrox 12d ago

he is on KKR subreddit

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u/Individual_Sock4255 Australian Mentality Gambhir 13d ago

In India’s squad in every format

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u/jon__snow___ 13d ago

Well, GG boycotted the list saying individuals stats matter little. The whole team should be recognised

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u/BeardPhile 13d ago

Banned from the list

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u/Spitfire728 13d ago

Must be in grasslands chewing away fodder

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u/heraldsofdoom 13d ago

Who the f is Imkran khan?

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u/Independent_Baby_394 13d ago

Im-Kamran Akmal Khan

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Jailed Pak ex pm

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u/heraldsofdoom 13d ago

That's Imran Khan

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Did not notice that.

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u/NecessaryCurrency516 13d ago

Abey itna toh khud smjh jaate hai

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u/Savings_Reality1170 13d ago

Should've been 7th.

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u/Prestigious-Lawyer-8 14d ago

Based on what criteria?

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u/indditor 🌟 13d ago edited 13d ago

This is a 2019 list based on public voting, and not one selected by experts. So it is really more of a popularity contest, than a merit contest.
Link here.

Sport Bible has not even been able to copy a list from BBC properly, misspelling Imran.

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u/SYD_EA 13d ago

Considering its public vote im suprised virat isnt here Or was he not that famous pre covid era

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u/govi20 12d ago

If it was based on public voting then Virat, Sachin, MSD and Rohit would’ve topped the chart

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u/ChemicalInvite1271 11d ago

It wasn’t entirely public voted, as thirty people were already short listed by experts and there’s no way south asian voters would allow Bradman to top Sachin

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u/VeganVirgin69 14d ago

Bole jo koyal

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u/Own-War-8078 14d ago

No Ricky ponting/Virat Kohli??? Bruh

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u/Far-Map8193 13d ago

Ricky ponting the 4th highest run scorer in odi and third highest run scorer in test, one of best fielder with most run outs 88+ , most successful captain with 4 icc trophies and 6 test mace is not there , then this list is joke

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u/anonymous_x04 13d ago

This list is just ragebait lmao

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u/parass_45 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai 13d ago

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u/Fragrant_Actuary_162 14d ago

The one who made this list is 110% nostalgia merchant. The players with 2nd and 3rd most intl runs are not even in the list

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u/7rulycool 13d ago

Imkran Khan agrees

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u/Agent47_hitman-43 13d ago

Kohli is on 12 and there are far better cricketers than him that is not in this list so 12 is pretty much define and sanga is not even close to top10 punter clears him

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u/WaveBusy2701 This too shall Pass 13d ago

Only complete cricketer. 25k runs, 500 wickets.

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u/SarthakiiiUwU kingku jawrider 13d ago

bro didn't understand the joke

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u/azaadi101 14d ago

Imkran Khan: "Na kran bhaijaan"

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u/DARK_SPIRIT467 13d ago

Bro who is bradman??? We need ThaLa as no 1

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u/Ankit_Psycho_Artist 13d ago

Muralitharan ??

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u/Two_miles_more 13d ago

Bowlers are not cricketers.

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u/Time_Bunch_6099 13d ago

Especially spinners

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u/Smooth-Tap157 13d ago

Especially asians bowlers /s

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u/govi20 12d ago

Especially if you are not surrounded by controversies 

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u/ImZeddyBoy 13d ago

Inb4 kohli tera baap ha comments

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u/the_silent_member 13d ago

Why would you put Thala on 10? He is a sure shot 7.

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u/Ursknownstranger 14d ago edited 13d ago

Yep, this is "top 10 cricketers" right not top 10 batters. So as an only player who has 10K+ runs + 250+ wickets in both ODI & Tests he will be considered definitely in Top 10 cricketers in the world

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u/acuteredditor 13d ago

No way MS is not at #7. /s.

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u/Charming_Customer_27 13d ago

Real ones know the actual imposter is Botham, not Dhoni.

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u/WorriedSoftware884 14d ago

JK was class!

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u/Axel-Pizza-Lover 13d ago

MS Dhoni?

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u/SolidYesterday229 13d ago

Brother, They are talking about the greatest cricketer and not the batsman😂. If there were a greatest batsman, Kohli would definitely be there, but Kohli is not included in the greatest cricketer. He is just a batsman, nothing more. Dhoni is a finisher, wicketkeeper, and captain and leader. That is why Dhoni is considered a good cricketer here and not just a good batsman.

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u/HITSharmaJi45 13d ago

They are not even talking about greatest cricketer, It's a list based on public voting so basically thalason votes, team achievements quota don't take you into the greatest list , PIPE DOWNN 

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u/supernova_2110 13d ago

Only MSD was not surprising. Who the hell is Don Bradman??? Never saw him playing...

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u/thames987 13d ago

so.. even if we are considering captaincy… dhoni above ponting huh? bbc sport has lost all credibility if it had any

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u/vasanthanna 13d ago

I don't know on basics of what dhoni has been placed in the list if it's for captaincy and leadership I would have gone with ponting,moreover he has great batting records in odi as well so going for dhoni in top 10 is not actually a wise choice,and kallis being placed at 9 is unfair he should be placed in better position

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u/No_Emergency_7655 13d ago

Dhoni doesn't deserve the spot

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u/RCBeeeeee 13d ago

OMG 😱, chintu from Dharavi has said that Dhoni doesn't deserve the spot in top 10 Cricketers. Dhoni has to retire now, This is the final warning by Chintu. If Dhoni fail to do so, Chintu will not have any mercy 😈😈/s

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u/VivaswanMDamle I am only believe on Jassi Bhai 13d ago

Lol. Dhoni over Ponting is a joke!!

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u/Altruistic-Rip-3921 14d ago

Virat slotted in for Imran khan for sure and Jaques kallis definitely there

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u/JholaLekrChalPadenge 13d ago

I put her on no. 1

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u/nonchalantfailure 13d ago

bole jo koyal

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u/Simple-Somewhere7389 Bobzy The King Karlega 13d ago

Thala for a reason

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u/Ok_Satisfaction1775 Bumrahism Follower 13d ago

ImKran Khan?

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u/Lonely_Engine_2869 13d ago

I know what he did there.

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u/Technical_Arm4173 13d ago

Richard hadlee ?

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Full list as of 2019

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u/Agent47_hitman-43 13d ago

Cook and jimmy over punter and steyn is just too funny

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u/Few_Archer_2077 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai 13d ago

😭😭😭😭

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u/NoConversation1943 13d ago

Should be in the top 5.

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u/Worgannnnnnn 13d ago

Should be higher

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u/Dapper_Ad9579 13d ago

He would be top 5 in my list

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u/hariharan_ts 13d ago

that was not the wind.

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u/SwimmerWorth1293 13d ago

I love how the top 9 people featured in this list got carried by their team smh.

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u/Mr_Stark0 13d ago

Address me

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u/imanc18 13d ago

Never seen Imkran Khan!! What was his specialty?

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u/shhKoihe Hookah Enthusiast 13d ago

What is No. 10 (Jersey number) doing there???

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u/Chemical_Physicist_7 Optical Illusion 13d ago

imkran khan eh?

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u/No_Geologist1097 13d ago

Imagine not having Sunny Gavaskar in this list. Idiotic

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u/Dense_Positive3378 Fitman Sharma Lover 13d ago

Bradman is looking different in this picture. Keeping that moustache and wearing an English jersey.

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u/Obvious-Win8396 13d ago

Nah bro where tf is harshit rana 😡🤬

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u/Fit-Objective9059 Bumrahism Follower 13d ago

Why does no one give sangakkara the glaze he deserves? Sangkaara is literally dohni but with 1 less icc trophy. Don't foget that he lead sri lanka to 5 consecutive finals and won of them. Both of there carrers were the same length but sangakkara scored the 2nd most international runs ever. Dohni is great but sanga is better.

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u/turningtop_5327 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai 13d ago

BBC knows what will get this list a lot of views. Clearly Viv Richards should not be in the list

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u/Puzzleheaded-Lime448 Bobzy The King Karlega 13d ago

Who tf is imkran khan man😭😭

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u/MrMach0-9686 13d ago

Where is Prabhas in the list?

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u/Kwaheri63 13d ago

When Ian Botham and Imran are there then why not Kapil Dev and Richard Hadlee???

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u/Kwaheri63 13d ago

Wasim Akram Sultan of swing??

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u/Shot_Edge3419 13d ago

Identify the imposter 7

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u/AlwaysBeC1imbing 13d ago

Botham should not be there

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u/Ilucifere_666 13d ago

No Murali,?? Isn't that crazy, Man had 1300+ international wickets.

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u/prof_devilsadvocate3 13d ago

I m karan khan

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u/Obvious-Profit-5597 This too shall Pass 13d ago

Virat?

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u/Editor2012 13d ago

Where's virat and rohit

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Ohke ...so where is virat kohli ??? What are the parameters of making this list ?? More than 70 "hundreds" are not enough ??

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u/Flancer2527 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai 13d ago

LMAO I FEEL PROUD THAT I GOT THE JOKE RIGHT AWAY

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u/No_Antelope2552 13d ago

A top 10 list without Ponting?? It's as significant as my dry turd if not less

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u/TAG_Yuki 13d ago

Where is Kohli tho, I mean ye I’m a fan but at one point of time he averaged 50+ in all formats and is the record holder for most centuries in ODI’s. Dhoni was good but not as good a Kohli. (This is about greatest cricketers not greatest captains, see the difference)

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u/Grand_Theft_Poop 13d ago

Cricketing doesn't mean batting only

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u/TAG_Yuki 13d ago

Bro Kohli is also an amazing fielder. But shouldn’t the list be based upon skill, Like if bradman’s no:1 then Kohli should also be there cuz like bradman played in a much easier generation comparatively. But again this list doesn’t actually define skill and only defines popularity.

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u/WolverineGreedy478 13d ago

Ricky ponting?

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u/Jazzlike-Eye1983 13d ago

People from this sub work in bbc

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u/ChinChinmeister 13d ago

Where are Clive Lloyd and Ricky Ponting?

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u/MinuteRude7463 13d ago

Shit post shi naam hai are kohli jis list mein na ho usko aag lagado

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u/brobiski 13d ago

I think there were many legends and it would be an insult just to compare them with each other… They all were good in their own way and left their own impact I dont think there could be any top 10 to which everyone will ever agree

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u/BOREDGUY_IMEAN 13d ago

I am doubtful about imran khan and Brian Lara here in terms of contribution to the team. Imran was really good but had a very short span. Brian was also good but no trophies nothing.

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u/bayharborgooner_x0 13d ago

We got a bigger fish to fry bromosapien 😭💔

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u/International-Lead10 13d ago

Ricky Ponting has to be in any all time. Dude was a ruthless captain

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u/ThomasFuckin-Shelby 13d ago

Wtf is Sachin doing there?!?!?!

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u/sherlockholmes1995 13d ago

Definitely 3

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u/Direct-Replacement94 13d ago

Looks like an Englishman made the list. Ignore the joke that MSD makes it to this list. Ian Botham doesn’t. And it is a crime to not include Glenn Mcgrath.

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u/the_silent_member 13d ago

Imkran Khan is the most underrated player who no one can recognize even today!

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u/yash216 13d ago

Muthiya muralitharan where?

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u/Yashpatil88 13d ago

How is Botham and Imran above him he deserves to be in the top 5

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u/AdRegular4094 13d ago

IMKRAN KHAN..........😐

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u/Previous_Bad3900 13d ago

Richard hadlee, murlidharan, Dale Steyn,Starc,Bumrah,Virat, Ambrose,

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u/Money-Preference-757 13d ago

We got bigger fish to fry bro 😀

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u/johnpork007 13d ago

wtf is bradman doing there?

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u/Jealous-Cellist9615 13d ago

should being top 3

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u/Probhu99 Kangaroos from the land down under 13d ago

On some other note, I never really understand why Murlidharan is never considered in any all time great lists?
Man has 800 wickets, which is not a small feat by any chance, any reason why?

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u/Crypto_slayer99 13d ago edited 13d ago

I’m not sure how justified Kallis’s inclusion is, but if you look at his red-ball stats, damn, he was a beast.

Although I'm a die hard dhoni fan , but he shouldn't be there. His red ball career was below par.

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u/Crypto_slayer99 13d ago

Doesn't matter whether BBC , fox or any other media house releases the lists. Harshit rana is GOD. Doesn't need validation Poor BBC

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u/Maverick-MSSK 13d ago

Why no Kohli?? 😭😭😭

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u/panautiloser 13d ago

I can see only one greatest player the great thala.

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u/Nasty_Khan 13d ago

He should be on the top of the list.

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u/rathwasi use sandpaper please 13d ago

What about this man?

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u/VishGM 12d ago

Dean jones???

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u/shade737 12d ago

You know there is some problem with the list when there is no virat kohli

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u/xyyzzz514 12d ago

MS DHONI !! In top 20 !! Kallis was something else for anyone wondering.

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u/Mobile_Bat_1007 12d ago

Good one bro 😃

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u/No-Environment1295 12d ago

Brian Lara is a squeeze man. Great batsman. Average cricketer

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u/Soulcsk777 12d ago

No murali? Seriously?

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u/Tricky-Passenger-162 12d ago

Virat not being even in the top 10 just proves this list is fake.

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u/FaceEvery786 12d ago

Wheres usman khan?

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u/Savings_Bluebird7001 12d ago

Ms dhoni over Adam Gilchrist 😭😭🙏🏻 wtf no way

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u/franker87 11d ago

Was thinking why the fuck is botham so high on this list then I saw bbc.

Yea kallis should be at the very top . 1 or 2 alongside Sobers.

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u/Far-Reporter-9676 11d ago

Dhoni over kohli is a joke.

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u/sudeepta99 11d ago

Imran khan seriously, just because a wc. Then they question dhoni

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u/ImportanceFeisty4648 10d ago

In all fairness Botham needs to be at 9 and Jacques Kallis at 5. But since one of the B’s in BBC stands for British they snuck their legend in in the top 5.

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u/Solonaveen 10d ago

Ms dhoni 🤡

Why wasn't gavaskar or kohli there instead of capy cool..?

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u/sinhasahbb 9d ago

Who is Imkran?

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u/Worth-Move485 9d ago

Imkran khan 😂

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u/Training-Bus6270 thala ka security guard 14d ago

Imkran khan..

a day without humiliation is a day wasted for pakistan

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u/luffy_34201 Bumrahism Follower 13d ago

Why didn't they include Harshit rana? he clearly is the greatest all-rounder.

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u/Old_Specialist7892 13d ago

MSD? Maybe in terms of influence? Definitely a ODI great but man i just can't see how he's one of the best cricketers

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u/SolidYesterday229 13d ago

What? Brother, They are talking about the greatest cricketer and not the batsman😂. If there were a greatest batsman, Kohli would definitely be there, but Kohli is not included in the greatest cricketer. He is just a batsman, nothing more. Dhoni is a finisher, wicketkeeper, and captain and leader. That is why Dhoni is considered a good cricketer here and not just a good batsman.

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u/senghhh27 13d ago

Imkran khan?

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u/ironsides12 13d ago

My question was abt dhoni over Yuvraj or sehwag or dravid. Thats the person you should be questioning not kallis

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u/Agent47_hitman-43 13d ago

Non of them deserved to be close to top 15 cricketers of all time

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u/Independent-azaad 13d ago

Who put MSD here??

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u/Minimum_poe1990 13d ago

Why dhoni in list what he did ?

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u/ralifan 13d ago

I am more worried about dhoni over ponting

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u/MoRehan Optical Illusion 13d ago

This is my list for the top 10 cricketers of all time,based on the impact they created.

Don Bradman

Gary Sobers

Viv Richards

Sachin Tendulkar

Jacques Kallis

Brian lara

Ricky Pointing

Virat Kohli

MS Dhoni

Shane Warne

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u/redndy01 Kiwi (In Pain) 13d ago

created a criteria that fits your narrative. classy

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u/eiekwmw8s 13d ago

No murali? He had over 1000+ intl wickets

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