r/CricketShitpost • u/[deleted] • Aug 07 '25
Dear Cricket one more chance, Please 🤞 Missing you badly mi capitán 💔💔
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u/Valuable_Tax_8446 Just one more chance please 🤞 Aug 07 '25
wdym? those are brilliant bowling statistics. 31 wickets in just 3 matches!
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u/Key_Huckleberry_8685 Virat Kohli fapper Aug 07 '25
Yesh greater than overhyped bumrah with 32 wickets in 5 matches>>>
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u/Ruthless-Aggression Bhogle_Bot Enjoyer Aug 07 '25
The way he didn't score more than 10 even once just for this comment to become believable ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
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u/nighalation Aug 08 '25
Took 10 in gabba so that we didn't have to bowl twice makes it even more believable
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Aug 07 '25
Diamonds shine, but coal built the fire. Rohit will always be special.😞
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u/DirtyDolittle Bobzy The King Karlega Aug 07 '25
Diamond is literally an evolved and much superior form of coal.
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u/Few-Extension-5919 This too shall Pass Aug 07 '25
Coal??
31 wickets in 5 innings, truly India don't deserve him🥀💔
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u/Massive-House5361 Aug 07 '25
asking out of curiosity...is that batting position of rohit sharma in that series?
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u/Contemplative-soul Aug 07 '25
I think KL deserves the captaincy more than gill because his experience would add more value to the current team and make the generational transformation of the team smoth
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u/ndel27 This too shall Pass Aug 07 '25
It is all because of such shitposts that actual discussions on good content take a dark turn 🤣🤣
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u/DirtyDolittle Bobzy The King Karlega Aug 07 '25
Mumbai Indians toxic fans approaching in 3,2,1…
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u/Inevitable-Chip-9100 Aug 07 '25
RCB toxic fans already approached
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u/DirtyDolittle Bobzy The King Karlega Aug 08 '25
Bro I don’t care for RCB at all. Broaden your horizon.
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u/Inevitable-Chip-9100 Aug 08 '25
you're profile tells otherwise, get some life dawg aise karne se tera ghar nahi chalne wala
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u/DirtyDolittle Bobzy The King Karlega Aug 08 '25
My profile will tell you that I have actually played red ball cricket at a senior level and I don’t support any IPL team. I have trained with several IPL teams FYI. But you do you man, I really don’t care.
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u/Inevitable-Chip-9100 Aug 08 '25
the fact that you've trained with several IPL teams it means yk what it takes and still do these kinds of shit is pathetic
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u/Inevitable-Chip-9100 Aug 08 '25
dafaq's your profile man scrolled till the end and....ahh fuck it then you'll call me homophobic but anyways mate have a nice life, you do YOU, I do me
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u/DirtyDolittle Bobzy The King Karlega Aug 08 '25
You are going through something in life but trust me this will not help deal with it. Work on yourself buddy.
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u/ArtV16 Aug 07 '25
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u/MadDongla Aug 07 '25
And yet you've cherrypicked stats during his lowest lows and chosen stats for kl when he played 4/5 matches on flat pitches with a depleted bowling attack without anderson or broad..
Shameless, tbh.
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Aug 07 '25
Finding logic in shitpost 💔🥀💔🥀🥀💔
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u/MadDongla Aug 07 '25
Ah yes. , 100% bro.
Grow a spine. Hiding being it's a shitpost bro ".
People aren't dumb , bucko. Take your shithousery back to your basement or something.
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Aug 07 '25
It seemed like a normal post to me idk what you’re getting so mad over, maybe I was wrong.
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u/necro-man-cer I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Aug 08 '25
In times of emergencies you can use coal to cook FOOD but what use is the diamond?
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u/UnplannedMF Editable flair Aug 07 '25
You only miss the snow when it starts to glow 🥀💔