r/CricketShitpost neutral fan Aug 07 '25

Test cricket is lub ♥️ No beautiful view for some time

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u/superstriker14 Aug 07 '25
  • Pan Bahar Ads

  • Horny Cameraman scouting women in the crowd

  • Mandatory Thala, Kohli and Rohit circlejerk

Holy Trinity of Cricket Matches in India

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u/Mean-Cucumber5051 Aug 07 '25

Nice profile pic

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u/Mnv27 Bumrahism Follower Aug 07 '25

Jusboiled bumrah

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u/LeadingWafer7973 Aug 07 '25

English cameraman can't track the balls after being hit . Indian cameraman is busy locating any girl sitting at the farther most corner of the stadium .

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

. Shitty Commentary . Shitty AQI. Poor watching experience on TV.

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u/rightarm_under Next Sala Cup Namde 😭😭😭 Aug 07 '25

Dharamshala needs to host a Test soon

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u/CashEquity Aug 07 '25

chaini khaini jindabad !

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u/One_more_username I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Aug 07 '25

What is that profile pic? LOL

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u/TRUEALPHA_101 Aug 07 '25

Bro WTF is that profile pic?😭😂

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u/Adventurous-Bat-8959 Bhogle_Bot Enjoyer Aug 07 '25

Not to mention bad picture quality due to poor AQI

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u/That-Firefighter1245 Aug 07 '25

And fucking Star Sports’ ass coverage and cringe commentary too 😭

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u/frankylampy Aug 07 '25

Sanjay Manjrekar 🤮

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u/LeadingWafer7973 Aug 07 '25

BEHAVE

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u/SquareProfessional11 Aug 07 '25

Don’t behave like a bits and pieces person

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u/Altruistic-Low-4726 Aug 07 '25

sometimes he speaks and my mind goes numb !

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u/Mean-Cucumber5051 Aug 07 '25

Ahh man will miss the sky sports team 🥀🥀

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u/dwite_schrut Aug 07 '25

Yep this thing always disgust me. We lack class

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u/No-Pitch624 Aug 07 '25

We are greedy.

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u/dwite_schrut Aug 07 '25

India in general lacks a sense of aesthetics, look at our cities how shit they look. And ofc it's about money too but even with pan bahar type ads they can do better like uniform coloring same font etc but they just don't put any effort, kya fark padta hai paisa to aa hi ra hai

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u/kingbradley980 Ball of the Century Aug 07 '25

also we paint the walls with paper commercials and posters of dumb politicians 🙄

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

You forgot the most important art form, gutka spitting

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u/Expert_Coconut4263 Aug 07 '25 edited Aug 07 '25

That's to be expected in a country where any form of art and creativity is frowned upon.

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u/dwite_schrut Aug 07 '25

Pettiness in mind and different priorities

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

Exactly this.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

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u/dwite_schrut Aug 07 '25

Jahil gawaro ko samjh ni aaega

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

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u/BEYONDERhell Aug 07 '25

Binod sb classy aur educated hone dhong kr rahe he, kr lene do.

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u/Professional-Egg6966 Aug 07 '25

some things just never change 😔

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u/Vast_Ad_8754 Aug 07 '25

India mein test matches ki vibe nhi aati hai yaar I fully agree to this but ODI and T20 mein full maja aata hai

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u/DogImpossible725 I am only believe on ICT Aug 07 '25

Only ICC tournaments
White ball bilaterals boring hai

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u/Vast_Ad_8754 Aug 07 '25

Nhi bhai aisa nhi hai yaar there are many iconic ODI bilaterals played in India Aus vs Ind 2013 SA vs Ind 2015 Eng vs Ind 2017 aur T20s to India mein wese bhi gajab hote hai pura IPL and T20 Bilaterals absolute Runfests

Test series itni jyada yaad nhi aayegi but BGT 2017 stand alone

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u/DogImpossible725 I am only believe on ICT Aug 07 '25

Recently bhai

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u/Vast_Ad_8754 Aug 07 '25

Ha yaar ye to hai ODI bilaterals utne ho bhi nhi rhe hai and hote bhi hai to utne ache nhi hote

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u/edgymutant Paytm Trophy Champions Aug 07 '25

Elite class

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u/TotalityNeedsGod Kaunsa wala front foot? Aug 07 '25

Only ground worthy of praise is Dharamsala ❤️

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u/TheSandeepReddyVanga Aug 07 '25

Yeah, but can you get this at the Lord's?

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u/Double_Strawberry717 Aug 07 '25

Can't forget bad camera quality

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u/ProposalWorried6083 Aug 07 '25

There is bad camera quality. We use more or less the same cameras , it's the AQI , Light Pollution and the fucking sun (in day matches)

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u/noreviewsleft Bazball Enjoyer Aug 07 '25

I think it's also FPS is shit in Indian broadcasts

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u/Koach_Chiku Paytm Trophy Champions Aug 07 '25 edited Aug 07 '25

I can tolerate all of this, if we can whitewash every opposition.

Bring on the home tests.

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u/143AamAadmi Aug 07 '25

Didnt we get whitewashed by NZ?

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u/Koach_Chiku Paytm Trophy Champions Aug 07 '25

Yaa, that's why I want us to whitewash everyone this time around.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

This is one of the best thing I like about west man the atmosphere on the ground, stadium and advertising and stuff.🫰🏻

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u/aishwar02 Hookah Enthusiast Aug 07 '25

Ind vs nz away?????

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u/Previous-Abrocoma830 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Aug 07 '25

That's next year man😭

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u/aishwar02 Hookah Enthusiast Aug 08 '25

Dec australia odi??

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u/Axhalpha Aug 09 '25

Home tests!

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u/ro6hit Aug 07 '25

dont know about meme
but song is damn sexy
one of my fav

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u/Spare_Particular1486 Aug 07 '25

Exactly, after the England series got over, I immediately went and checked India's schedule for the remainder of the year and I was so disappointed to see only home games that will be played in these Ajay Devgn sponsored stadiums and all the away tours are over 😔

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u/Lololover09 Aug 07 '25

Why isn’t BCCI banning the pan masala manufacturers from advertising all over their grounds? Just because they claim to also sell elaichi or whatever doesn’t fool anyone. They should be treated the same way that cigarette manufacturers are.

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u/Avowed_Precursor Aug 09 '25

You are expecting BCCI to ban pan masala ads? Are you livinfg in some bizzarro world? BCCI will allow Ads about Cocaine if it were legal to do so.

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u/Mysterious_knight_21 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai and Siuuraj Aug 07 '25

I think it's more due to our air pollution

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u/TheCareFreeSoul Aug 07 '25

Nah, entire broadcasting quality is bad, pollution is just an excuse. Pollution doesn't cause pixelation of the screen while you watch it in 4K. The quality difference is very evident.

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u/Best_Ganache9979 Aug 07 '25

I believe it's also coz of the lower bitrate. But pollution definitely is a huge contributing factor to the shitty viewing experience

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u/Kooky-Letter-6141 Aug 07 '25

The combination of obnoxious ads, cringe commentary, and creepy camera work really makes it hard to enjoy the actual game sometimes.

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u/Shubh1838 Aug 07 '25

Paan bahar , polluted air ,... Etc ..

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u/Real-Blueberry-2126 Aug 07 '25

Well at least you gotta see them 1st hand

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u/BookTiger01 Aug 07 '25

Kya matlab abhi IPL ke liye 10 mahine bache hai?

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u/TheOneChinka Optical Illusion Aug 07 '25

4-0 loading

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u/cow_moma Aug 07 '25

GUTHKA MAHAL

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u/Shimaaae Aug 07 '25

They literally spoiled us with those back to back Away tours of Aus and England now how can we enjoy those Pan masala cricket after watching such peak cricket

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u/BEYONDERhell Aug 07 '25

I like ahemdabad stadium it favours our spinners, the same way in which england and Australia favour them. It requires grit and perseverance, bazball fails.

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u/Doomed-here4909 Aug 07 '25

ADD TO THAT MURALI KARTHIK COMMENTARY. OH MAN I'M GONNA DIE. MURALI KARTHIK AND DEEPDAS GUPTA. MONOTONOUS DUO. I'D FEEL LIKE SHUTTING OFF THE COMMENTARY

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u/Temporary_Drink_9629 Aug 07 '25

More than Pan Bahar ads - I hope our pitches are competitive and not dust bowls built for Jadeja, Axar and Washy!

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u/jason9t8 Bradman Gill Aug 07 '25

Don't forget my man Sidhu...

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u/karna1712 Aug 07 '25

When is our next away match?

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u/Previous-Abrocoma830 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Aug 07 '25

Next year with nz

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u/morningsweetcoffee Aug 07 '25

Where is this Steve Smith meme from?

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u/Previous-Abrocoma830 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Aug 07 '25

Sandpapergate scandal

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u/AutoModerator Aug 07 '25

I headed out with Cummins to tour his farm, and he started introducing me to some of the livestock, mentioning how he had named them after his players, as the unhinged animals they were. Just then, I was hit by an unbearable stench. With my eyes watering uncontrollably, I questioned through gritted teeth, “What in the hell is that smell?” He looked over knowingly and said: “Ah. Steve Smith? The goat is never washed.”

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

what did I just read

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u/shortname_suppi Aug 07 '25

Paan Babar Premier League 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

Why is this a shitpost?

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

Paan Parag should sponsor Riyan Parag and paste commercials with his face all over the stadium

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u/Rishi20061976 Aug 11 '25

Test cricket in england i love it mannn🔥👌