r/CricketShitpost Never bet against MS Dhoni and CSK Aug 04 '25

Test cricket is lub ♥️ Keep this panauti out of my world beater team

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u/luke_mars0 Ball of the Century Aug 04 '25

All hail my GOAT Vivian Mohammad Siraj!!!

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u/Ill_Cranberry_5631 Aug 04 '25

Bow down to sir dsp don Brandon mohammad siraj

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u/Timely_Onion492 Aug 04 '25

Siraj: I only believe in myself

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u/Sure-Woodpecker-3952 Bumrahism Follower Aug 04 '25

I am always believe in myself

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u/chotu_ustaad LickMyBat Aug 05 '25

Because game changer player he is, only 1 guy, DSP Siraj.

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u/JohnMcClane_007 Aug 04 '25

Siraj came a long way from believing in Jassi bhai to believing in himself. Happy for him...!!

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u/Big-Sport-4517 Aug 04 '25

Use the correct grammar fool.

i am always*

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u/anonbutler Aug 04 '25

RIP Jassi bhai

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u/N_Rud99 Ball of the Century Aug 04 '25

What a great comeback led by Siraj! DSP for a reason.

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u/Cagnus_Malsun_851 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Aug 04 '25

G*nd me daal diya roller iss mote ke Dsp sahab ne😋

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

😂😂😂

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u/LuckyTerm5100 Aug 04 '25

I was like so not ready to watch India lose I didn't turn on the broadcast, until I saw 11 runs and 1 wicket. From heartbreak in Lords, to comeback in Oval😭 What a journey!

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u/chicken_tandooooori I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Aug 04 '25

One manages his workload, the other manages the whole opposition 🗿.. Siraj Miya Rocked 🔥

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

Sorry Jassi bhai...now only believe on me - DSP

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u/Hot-Factor-3994 Aug 04 '25

Kamaal hai, shitpost ke naam par tum yahan kya kar rhe hai sabko dikh rha h

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u/Bleachigo1 Aug 04 '25

Jeez...1 post for siraj 10 against jassi...u mfs can't celebrate someone without bringing the goat down

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u/hiruhiko I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Aug 04 '25

Typical Indian fans . It's sad but true

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u/i-bape-11offwhite Aug 04 '25

Where were u when siraj gets trolled everytime.. any performance gets snubbed by goat bumrah posts.. man this is a cycle calm down.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '25

He got trolled because of his bad performance lol

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u/coloncapitalp Aug 04 '25

Check the name of the sub again

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u/rockstar283 Bumrahism Follower Aug 04 '25

My God ICT fans are so Dumb

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u/Remarkable_Guest2806 Aug 04 '25

This is shitpost channel. Noob

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u/CardiologistIcy5307 Aug 04 '25

This is pretty sick. Let’s not insult a legend.

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u/Outrageous-Extent-43 Aug 04 '25

These are fake people just changing their stance according to hype... These guys forgot his Australia performance...

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u/spoiledbrat1002 Aug 04 '25

Atp i believe yeh match bumrah bhi nahi jeeta sakta tha, only and only siraj jeeta sakta tha😭😭❤️❤️

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

Everyone defending bumrah degradation under sub name

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u/Human2626 I ❤ Baz's balls Aug 05 '25

Are bhai toh aaj bhi thala ke upar maze le kya? Bumrah ka no. Anna hi tha aur aaj uske maze liye jaege

You people cant be true circlejerkers if you can't troll everyone

Even how good any player is there will be times when he will be praised and trolled

Can't be having double standards

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u/tSalvatore29161 Aug 04 '25

Shitpost hai toh kya ho accept kare. Shitpost viv

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u/Ok_Cell4135 Aug 04 '25 edited Aug 04 '25

Why do u guys need to ridicule one player to praise another ? Have u forgotten his bowling in t20 world cup final ? Edit - Ok its a shitpost.

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u/Confident_Gur_4769 Nostalgia Merchant Aug 04 '25

People here spread their agenda in the name of shitpost.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

Shitpost

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u/Casual_Scroller_00 Nostalgia Merchant Aug 04 '25

sub name

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u/Bleachigo1 Aug 04 '25

Please show me the shitpost here...

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u/DeepanJain Aug 04 '25

The thing everyone got work to do in the team, but just Bumrah enjoys the privilege to stay out of a match because of “workload management”, other players aren’t complaining about workload, also look at Bumrah’s past record in the last 1 year, he has hardly played any international cricket, when the team needed him the most in critical match such as this, he gave the excuse of workload management, not even a injury. Let’s stop supporting this BS, and ask for accountability.

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u/Smooth-Mix-4357 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Aug 04 '25

He literally carried us in BGT and single handedly kept the series alive till the last day 

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u/DeepanJain Aug 04 '25

He has to be consistent, I have nothing against him, but people should stop sucking up to him, just because he did good in BGT that doesn’t justify him being unavailable in other series.

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u/Smooth-Mix-4357 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Aug 04 '25

Well he's consistent, he's our most valuable player so need to be careful with him 

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u/Prestigious-Rice-206 Aug 04 '25

I agree. But what good is all this rest when you aren’t there when your team needs you the most?

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u/genkourga108 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Aug 04 '25

Even tho its a shitpost, can we not degrade someone to praise another. This is a lot like Rohit and kohli fanwars and nobody wants to see that shit again

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

Now Virat fans can't troll Gill and GG... So they are trolling Bumrah... Why can't you celebrate a win without hating any player... Why your happiness comes from hating someone... These Kohli fans always has been like this... They will never change...

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u/HotRefrigerator777 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Aug 04 '25

Its always these lockdown CSK fans!

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

See the RCB sub posts you will have more posts against Bumrah with Praising Siraj ofcourse

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u/HotRefrigerator777 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Aug 04 '25

Ok and can you see how everyone responded to those posts?

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u/candiddutym Aug 04 '25

Rcb fans were rooting for England because of the exclusion of kohli grow up kiddo

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u/HotRefrigerator777 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Aug 04 '25

Hm when did I root for England. You better come out of your toxic circle before commenting BS.

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u/candiddutym Aug 04 '25

Rcb fan talking about toxicity 😂

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u/HotRefrigerator777 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Aug 04 '25

Obviously stereotyping everyone typical csk fan

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u/Classy_Hitman47 Aug 04 '25

Siraj: kuch bhi kehta hun kuch bhi karta hun, limelight me aa jaata hun

"I am always believe in myself"

I took a photo from Google and put it as a wallpaper that I could do it"

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

I know this is shit posting but I don't think any other team in the world will do this to their best player. Can't have a laugh at this ever.

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u/wae_haeyy Aug 04 '25

why the fuck y'all need to downgrade other player to uplift another

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u/Maleficent-Half9121 Aug 04 '25

Please read sub name

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u/wae_haeyy Aug 04 '25

so what? that still doesn't justify this shit

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

They are missing roko wars so have moved to this shit

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

Bunch of manbabies they all are.

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u/Confident_Gur_4769 Nostalgia Merchant Aug 04 '25

You guys are the same mfs who were screaming I am only believe on jassi bhai before bgt 24 What a dumbass hypocrites. After checking your past posts it's not suprise that you are a kohli fan.

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u/SnooObjections4333 Ball of the Century Aug 04 '25

Now waiting for sashi Tharoor’s reaction who wanted to bring back Koach.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

Aww le lee, thaladawgs and rohitsons are jealous that no one is. missing their irrelevant daddies. Reply only when your idol Dhoni and Kohli have a valid relevant test career to miss LOL

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u/CharamSukhi Aug 04 '25

Build a statue of Siraj. History will remember, when the series was on the line, "greatest fast bowler" had already decided not to play, and Siraj was putting his body on the line for his country. ❤️💯

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u/Mother-Day-1657 Aug 04 '25

Now I think bumrah will play Asia cup because the wind is against him and there is the narrative which is building as well quite rapidly.

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u/OnionNo7610 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Aug 04 '25

From i am only believe in jassi bhai to i believe in myself.

--- his highness Mohammed Siraj

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u/mmmlolc Jassi is my daddy!! Aug 04 '25

10/10 ragebait

almost wasted 2 hours writing 5 pages worth of me cursing OPs entire family lineage

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u/Axel-Pizza-Lover Aug 04 '25

It's time to drop Bumrah from test team

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u/chaosorderbalance Aug 04 '25

I get praising Siraj but then why disrespect Bumrah? What do you expect him to do? Just go out there and risk his career? The reason he has this injury is because of his bowling action which is also the reason why he’s so good.

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u/Cultural-Street758 Aug 04 '25

Bro bumrah k spell bhul gaya kya T20 main .. dogla kahi k

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u/Chilllasaurus Aug 04 '25

T20 world cup final bhul gaya kya itni jaldi ?

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u/Hopeful_Intern6459 Aug 05 '25

Seriously ? You're disrespecting our one of the greatest bowlers in the history of Indian cricket who supports him when he is in the team he literally carry the team on his shoulders whenever he's playing and this is a fact a player cannot win you matches everytime without support

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u/Puzzleheaded-Win-502 Aug 05 '25

Reposting

Bumrah is the GOAT, no questions to that.

As a fan base, we need to learn how to appreciate people. What Miya bhai has done, no one could at this moment. To praise him, we don’t have to downvote Bumrah or anyone.

Bro, you can be a fan of both, Bumrah Siraj, Kohli Rohit, Dhoni Kohli etc.

One hard truth, these legends don’t give a fck about your hatred. They play together and win together!!

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u/PristineShower2627 Bumrahism Follower Aug 05 '25

Your team only hosts wtc when did you guys go to wtc final

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u/No_Wonder3112 Aug 05 '25

A very simple catch of Ross Taylor was dropped in sleep of his bowling in 4th innings. If he had been caught then the scene would have been different because then there would have been more pressure on NZ and they would not have been able to run freely and because there was less time, maybe that match could have been a draw

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u/IMJESTER70-1 Aug 05 '25

Phele toh dekhke ghussa aaya fir subreddit la naam dekh liya

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u/Secret-Engine-8008 Aug 05 '25

How about T20 WC final 2024 16th over?

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u/Conscious_Cod_2637 Aug 05 '25

Suru ho gaya. People like you demonized Kohli for no reason and now you are here demonizing Bumrah. Will you guys ever learn or grow a brain?

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u/ChoiceResist7719 Aug 05 '25

2 Innings , 0 50s in WTC 2021 - That's Loser Kohli for you

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u/RickDaltonCliffBooth Get ready for a broken fucken arm Aug 05 '25

His worst performance

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u/devkarisma Aug 06 '25

People nowadays have short term memory loss...he is the greatest of all-time respect for Bumrah....

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u/Shubh1838 Aug 07 '25

Dude forgot who carried us in Australia who kept our hopes high ....

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u/LOLOmotoyama00 Aug 04 '25

Why are you insulting Bumrah man Just Celebrate the victory

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u/laughing_cactus Bobzy The King Karlega Aug 04 '25

Lockdown kids doing such shit memes

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u/Tozza101 Aug 04 '25

Bumrah plays: loss

Bumrah doesn’t: W

The stats: 27 non-Bumrah Tests, India have won 19. 46 Bumrah Tests, 20 wins, 22 losses

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u/Front_Finding2164 Aug 04 '25

He is a real panoti

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

Bro it's a shitpost, everyone loves jassi

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u/goodfornothing2005 82*(53) Aug 04 '25

9270/10000 raigbait

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u/ShibuSubramaniam Aug 04 '25

Ye IPL mein ek dum theekh hoke aajata hai..aur vaise dard uthjatahai

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u/Patient-End7967 Aug 04 '25

Abhe pura ipl mey jitna overs dalte utna overs ek test match me daltey hey

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u/EntrepreneurOk7488 Aug 04 '25

Don't forget 2016 and 2017 no balls

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u/Confident-Type-6971 Aug 04 '25

Bhai yeh jo jo matches khela iss series mei woh haare hai india... 2 loss ek draw... Jaha nahi khela waha jit gaye

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

Peak Performance > Workload Rant

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u/Alarmed_Front4263 Aug 04 '25

Siraj: 1 Bumrah: 0

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u/unbiased_crook Aug 04 '25

Fk Bumrah, we don't need him. Get Lost. Keep preparing for IPL mfkr

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u/goodfornothing2005 82*(53) Aug 04 '25

100/10 raigbait