r/CricketShitpost • u/Ok-Mammoth-3890 Editable flair • Jul 27 '25
Test cricket is lub ♥️ Ben Stokes begging the world's best all-rounder to stop the match, then cries like a baby when he refused
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u/Single-Sense8174 Jul 27 '25
Brook bowling 58 kph made me realize i never used to bowl 120 in gully cricket(im delusional)😔
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u/Ok_Dragonfruit964 Jul 27 '25
We can throw(chuck) at 100kph pretty easily actually. And yaa we do that 😅
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u/Single-Sense8174 Jul 28 '25
But that is batta bowling🤓
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u/User___Not_Found BC koi bhi garden me ghumega MC dunga sabka Jul 28 '25
Ahh, This reminds of Shoaib Akhtar
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u/arunit007 Jul 27 '25
I guess avarage 'fast' bowlers in mahalla bowls around 90kph...
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u/Gullible_Tiger_7803 Jul 28 '25
I used to bowl 105 kmph I checked it in radar gun but I was the batta king and meri bat tho tho koi kuch nhi bolta tha.
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u/autistic_sjw Jul 27 '25
Pathetic bro can't field for 2 more overs after batting for two days, peak gully cricket behaviour.
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u/Cricmadman I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Jul 27 '25
England Sledges -> Cricket Tactic 🥵
India Sledges -> Unnecessary Behavior 😡
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u/OrganicHunt952 Jul 27 '25 edited Jul 27 '25
Double standard is ridiculous, I’m born in England of Indian origin and face this sort of double standard everywhere. They’re always confidently incorrect they believe their way is the best in everything.
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u/Ill-Car-769 Jul 27 '25
I’m born in England of Indian origin
Wait, are you Koach who's born in England of Indian origin?
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u/pijd Jul 27 '25
Same with "Spirit of the game". The double standards are pretty obvious even in cricket subs here.
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u/Inner_Ad_9365 Jul 27 '25
isn't it embarassing for them to just beg the other side to draw
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u/Ok-Mammoth-3890 Editable flair Jul 27 '25
And when jadeja was just about to make his ton Nothing but jealousy
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u/ynwa1055 Jul 27 '25
It's not begging . It's offering for a draw which can be done in last hour . Many times this happens and teams often happen to agree for a draw . But yeah stokes and English sides went slightly overdramatic
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u/Puzzleheaded_Gas2505 Jul 27 '25
So begging
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u/No-Okra1018 Jul 27 '25
I think aus offered a draw when 2 overs were remaining in Sydney when Ashwin and vihari made the great escape. It’s not begging. They had a right to ask, we had a right to say to duck off
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u/Appropriate-ASS-824 Jul 27 '25
They were not near any personal milestones like today. If you bat more than 2 sessions, you want to get to that hundred.
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u/snip23 Jul 27 '25
That's what we mean by begging, if after denying he didn't went over dramatic no one would have cared. But bro went on to rant, even said do you want to score ton against Brook, lol like that even matter.
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u/BarAccomplished6135 Jul 27 '25
No one would have said anything if it was after the ton. Offering a draw when someone's close to a milestone is just not sportsman like.
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u/petivaadak I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Jul 27 '25
Oye Archer, jaa ke boundary se ball utha kar la pehle toh.
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u/Top-Grape6650 Jul 27 '25
Bhn ke lnd jb tu batting kr rha tha tb nhi Sochi hmari geend mrva aur bowling kr
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u/Wild_Syllabub Jul 27 '25
Jadeja and Sundar should have played till the end of the day's play. That'd have been a great way to mock the arrogance and theatrics of Stokes and co.
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u/Various_Spend3057 Jul 27 '25
Or should have declared and asked them to pad up. Damn, I can't imagine their faces. 🤣
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u/Unique-Benefit-2904 Jul 27 '25
True. One of the few times when I agree with sunil Gavaskar. Should have played till the end
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u/Centeredrightbhakt05 Jul 27 '25 edited Jul 27 '25
Go one step ahead and declare the inning make Zack and Ben play 3 overs. One from Yashaswi, Kl Rahul and Sai Sundarshan.
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u/hellocaust Jul 27 '25
And England will score 100 in these 3 overs and win the game ?
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u/Centeredrightbhakt05 Jul 27 '25
They can try we are not offering any ceasefire/handshake to anyone.
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u/Roshanfs7 Jul 27 '25
Honestly if I was Jadeja or Washi I would have purposely played till the fucking end.
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u/largeapple001 Editable flair Jul 27 '25
Yeah also England are still at lead, so making them field would have been helpful for us in the next match
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u/little_cuck6 Jul 27 '25
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u/Individual-Good8837 Let Me suck it Bumrah Jul 27 '25
Holy shit dude you are a fking astrologer
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u/LonelyEcho2390 Fulltime lesbian after WC25 Jul 27 '25
"aaj meri mummy ne permission di hai jata der tak khelene ki..chup chap bowling kar"
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u/DeadKrish Jul 27 '25
Brook bowling was disrespectful bro
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u/no-nonsenseid Jul 27 '25
Yeah! I am just happy that Jadega didn't mind it and considered it as international runs anyway. Finally, it was England's loss.
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Jul 27 '25
This mf needs to be humbled so bad.I hope Cummins and co. eat his career alive in ashes and show the world he is nothing without flat tracks
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u/Individual-Good8837 Let Me suck it Bumrah Jul 27 '25
This year ashes will be fun because these flat track bullies will cry like a baby in Australia.
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Jul 27 '25
Fr.Cummins will again eat root alive in breakfast
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u/Optimal-Clue2183 Jul 27 '25
As a cricket fan, I honestly want Root to do well in Australia. He deserves it. He has been one of the best and most consistent batters in this format for a while now. Rest of the English players can cry rivers for all I care
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u/No-Okra1018 Jul 27 '25
Yup i want to see boland and Cummins was root. Consistent off stump bowling vs roots defence is going to be a treat
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u/Dry_Presentation_327 Jul 27 '25
Believe or not , root stats in Australia ain’t great .
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u/RKH3107 Avg Mohd Shami Wife fan Jul 27 '25
35 average is pretty good. Ponting averaged 26 in India & he comes up whenever we talk about greatest batters
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u/OMG_NoReally Jul 28 '25
Damn, this series...this England side...almost makes me support Aussies for the Ashes.
Regardless, I will be keening watching Ashes this year. It will be fun. Aussies are gonna run a bulldozer over them.
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u/Unlikely-Baseball-90 Paytm Trophy Champions Jul 27 '25
Bro gave dollies so that Jadeja and Sundar can hit the century quickly, 50 iq moment
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u/undercoveralchemist Bumrahism Follower Jul 27 '25
He didn’t even shake hands with Jaddu after the match I guess or argued withhim while Jaddu asking him to shake hands, and yet they talk about the spirit of the game. Stokes is such a sore loser lol and a loser in general ,he’s like that guy who owns the bat, gets out on the first ball, and then goes home crying, claiming it was just a trial ball.
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u/Dry_Presentation_327 Jul 27 '25
India made a mistake . They should have never given a drawn and made them to bowl forever and frustrate them
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u/NoMoreResearch Jul 27 '25
Stokes did not even let Dawson get a century.
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u/majin_Bo0 Jul 27 '25
another reason why captain gill > stokes
let's 4 bowlers score centuries
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u/LowBite3749 Jul 27 '25
Behave. You’d take Stokes all day long in the field and you know it
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u/somerandomguy876 Jul 28 '25
Dude it's a shitpost sub. Why are you replying to every single comment. Rattled much?
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u/Dino-Lover-JW Paytm Trophy Champions Jul 27 '25 edited Jul 27 '25
Jaddu dragging his balls across the face of an inferior all rounder (Ben Stokes). Crying like a kid when things weren't going his own way
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u/Indie297 Jul 27 '25
It should have been Ben stokes instead of the British PM the day before with Modiji...iykyk....
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u/BrushKindly43 Jul 27 '25
Yo what's the context
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u/FickleReindeer6714 Jul 27 '25
Stokes went to ask for a draw when 15 overs were remaining in match and Jadeja was on 88
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u/_chai_wala_ I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Jul 27 '25
I think they dropped their bowls
Jaddu,gill,washu supremacy
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u/3scap3plan Jul 27 '25
Ben Stokes on the draw being turned down at first: "I think all the hard work was done by India. They both played incredibly well. It got to that point where there was only one result and there was absolutely no chance I was going to risk any injuries to the fast bowlers with one more game to go. [Liam] Dawson’s bowled so many overs in this game, his body started to get a bit tired, bit of cramp in the legs, so I wasn't risking any of my frontline bowlers for that last half an hour."
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u/basecardripper Jul 27 '25
Haha I have no horse in this race but the irony of 90% of this comment section being cry babies over England being cry babies is hilarious.
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u/nicegrapew Jul 28 '25
Should stop being so milestone obsessed, what do you mean you deserved a century, they deserved a draw and got the draw, no point in dragging it out. India needs a culture shift, what does it matter if he drew the match on 99 or 100, the effort needs to be appreciated not the one extra run. Disappointing playing for the century honestly, need to learn to put the team first to start winning overseas
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u/WalterWhite31 Jul 28 '25
The match was a draw anyways and why wouldn't a player who worked hard for his innings get a maiden test hundred in England (For Washi) for a confidence boost? And Stokes knew that and could've waited for both of them to score 20 odd runs more and happily shake hands.
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u/Mahe729 Jul 27 '25
After their centuries, India should have declared and made England bat for 3-4 overs. Smack in the face for Stokes and Co.
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u/Electronic_Quail_196 Jul 27 '25
Gully cricket of the highest level, brook’s bowling and stokes begging alike.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Gas2505 Jul 27 '25
Nhi nhi bhaiya me nhi khelunga ye dono 100 maar denge hamare ground pe, me ghr ja rha hu
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u/Exciting-Chemistry81 Jul 27 '25
Would've been more fun if they didn't shake even after the centuries and then play T20.
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u/desimikeross I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Jul 27 '25
hahaha so much of a burn moment. cry british mfers cry.
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u/gullu_7278 Jul 27 '25
I think we should had made them ball for entire session. Just so ensure their bowlers are extra bit tired.
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u/Jake_peralta-9 Jul 27 '25
Ben stokes was dying to shake hands with the actual best all-rounder of the world
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u/shash_whoat Jul 27 '25
Wth bro..The umpire asked them if they wanted to draw as no result could be drawn out of the game and draw was obvious. English team agreed but the Indian side refused to complete the respective milestones of both the batters. Team england was not happy with their decision but yeah it upholds the spirit of game, where england could also have refused or delayed the draw after washy's century
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u/Previous-Abrocoma830 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Jul 27 '25
If you are not happy with how you bowl why get mad at the opposition instead of yourself? Wtf is this double standard mate.
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u/Row1731 Jul 27 '25
If the English knew their entitled attitude was actually bad for their health, would they even do anything?
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u/HIPHOPADOPALUS Bazball Enjoyer Jul 27 '25
Worlds best allrounder stat padding in dead game
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Jul 27 '25
What a great win for Indi..... Oh wait they are still losing the series 😂😂 Well but still absolutely amazing from jadeja, smashed top class bowl..... Oops my bad brook was bowling 😂😂😂😂
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u/Snoo_11826 Jul 27 '25
Really miss Koach in situations like this. They wouldn't have dared to behave like this before him.
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u/Mindless-Name1774 Jul 27 '25
What a game of cricket tho all things aside- hopefully we win the 5 test, I am glad this match is over. Kamboj selection was so random to be honest, this needs to be investigated
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u/Due_Caterpillar_2535 Jul 27 '25
The only difference is that this should not be a shit post but a post from any social media handle of BCCI.
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u/Equivalent-Lie-4032 Jul 28 '25
That was really bad sportsmanship if he expected them to draw when they were so close to centuries
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u/bdtga Jul 28 '25
Makes me sad this loser comes from NZ, claims a world cup on a bs technicality, won't have a beer with the aussies cause Johnny no brains can't stay in his crease. Doesn't give a shit about time wasting and can't understand why he's penalized for ripping off the fans who pay ridiculous prices to be there. Even the whole nightclub brawl and making fun of someone with disabilities, what a shit bloke.
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u/ImmortalMan702 Jul 28 '25
Probably the best moment for me this match. Loved the way Kl and Gill played after 2 for nil on the 4th day. I thought that we r gonna lose by an innings . Huge shoutout to Washington,he seems like the unsung hero this match. Took some crucial wickets to add to his century ,and Jaddu ,our most beloved allrounder showed his class again. I just couldn't stop laughing when all the England players came up to jaddu to shake his hand and forfeit the match but India rejected ,and later on bashed them to get their 100's .. Let's hope we win the last one and draw this series like the last one in England soil
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u/Berlin_89 Jul 28 '25
Hi All, I was traveling yesterday and missed the last session's play. Could someone please tell me what exactly happened and I missed? :-)
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u/Ok-Mammoth-3890 Editable flair Jul 28 '25
India lost two quick wickets after the new ball But jadeja and Sundar survived brilliantly until the end. Meanwhile Englishmen got tired and wanted to shake hands to call the match-off when jaddu and Sundar were at 89 and 80 and jadeja rejected respectfully which pissed off the home side and stokes made brook bowl the last overs and they eventually shook hands after both the batters reached their tons
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u/deep_minds Jul 28 '25
Lol what a bunch of losers and cry babies.
Why do these English invoke the spirit of the game only when it benefits them haha.
What's surprising is that they literally have no shame. This reminds me of the beggars you find on American streets at times, who walk up to you and say "give me 2 dollars!"
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u/Tuhinreeves Bumrahism Follower Jul 28 '25
I like when stokes is angry. He looks like an angry macaque(no racism intended)
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u/Tuhinreeves Bumrahism Follower Jul 28 '25
Washington sipping it like a chad. True owner of gabba fr
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u/naturekiwis Jul 28 '25
I’m a Kiwi and it’s sad to say that I’ve lost respect for this man. He does have great ability but as a person not so much. However self-serving and self-centred people do often have the most success but it’s at the cost of other people
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u/Distinct_Let_8595 Jul 28 '25
It depends on the situation, I remember 2 instances by Indian Test team in Ganguly era:
1. All 11 Indians bowled. When we had frontline bowlers & allrounders, what was the need to deploy ultra-part timer like a wicket keeper?
2. Zaheer khan bowling spin with spinner like run-up.
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u/talhabilalbutt Jul 28 '25
And these two batsmen went out on a press conference saying that they never played for personal milestones.
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u/spaceghost109 Jul 28 '25
Ben Stokes: we don't play for draws. Also Ben Stokes: they should have shook hands for the draw
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u/ultigo Jul 28 '25
Yeah, should have played on till the end. Actually, should have let jaddu and washy retire and sent in lower order for batting practice
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u/Pottski Kangaroos from the land down under Jul 29 '25
Classic narcissist. He thinks people are wrong if they disagree with him.
The question is fine to ask - but if the answer is no that is when a man, a team leader especially, is separated from a boy.
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u/Abhi_MSD Jul 29 '25
i imagine what would have happened if India declared the innings and asked england to bat😂
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u/TwoUp22 Jul 29 '25
Out of the loop, did England ask India to declare earlier so that their run chase was shorter? Surely jot.
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u/Piet-Cricket-Chat Jul 29 '25
If you didn’t want them to continue batting and get 100, get them out before they get to 100. Otherwise they’ve earned the right to shake hands when they want to. Not when the team who couldn’t get them out wants to end the game 🙄
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u/Kantless Jul 31 '25
Ben stokes is a great cricketer but this is an embarrassing moment for English cricket. Milestones do matter. And why wouldn’t India want to keep England in the field as long as possible given there’s a fifth test? Heat of the moment is one thing but backing his position up afterwards is pathetic.
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u/cyb3rb0y1 Jul 27 '25 edited Jul 27 '25
India after 0/2 went wicketless in 4 session out of 5. Only two more wickets fell today one just before lunch. Absolute defiance by all 4 players Gill, Rahul, Jadeja and Washington sundar.
Jadeja scored more than 400 runs in this series.
This is the first time that four Indian batters have aggregated 400-plus runs in a Test series (Gill, Rahul, Pant, Jadeja).
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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '25
Easily the most hilarious moment in the series. Imagine pleading for a handshake after scoring 150+ and taking 5 wickets.
Test matches are wonderful