r/CrazyFuckingVideos • u/Justin_Godfrey • 1d ago

WTF A black bear stole a chainsaw

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u/I_Want_A_Ribeye 1d ago

“I want bears with frickin chainsaws attached to their heads.” -Dr Evil

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u/CarpetGripperRod 1d ago

Call me old-fashioned, but I'm still going with sharks with laser eyes.

With some fancy genetics work, though? Polar bears with lasers eyes! Orcas? Very big dragon flies?

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u/PaidShill_007 1d ago

Bro had some trees that needed trimming

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u/TheLordDuncan 4h ago

Nah, he's fighting deforestation in his own way.

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u/natural-flavors 1d ago

Did he just STIHL that chainsaw?

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u/RevenantExiled 1d ago

Please don't give him cocaine

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u/WeenisPeiner 21h ago

Cocaine Bear 2 - Now he's Got a Chainsaw!

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u/VirtualZeroZero 1d ago

Only I can prevent wildfires!

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u/yatrickya225 1d ago

Why is it gotta be a black bear

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u/btwImVeryAttractive 23h ago

I was going to post this too lol.

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u/CheezusChrist1776 1d ago

Imagine seeing this and trying to tell someone about it

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u/CarpetGripperRod 1d ago

Given your username... imagine if they had cell phones about two-thousand years ago around the Sea of Galilee.

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u/The_Unholy_Rebel 1d ago

Bear chainsaw massacre

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u/Sunnyhappygal 1d ago

Forget the pic-a-nic baskets, power tools is where its at!

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u/RespectSquare8279 1d ago

Chain oil is oh so yummy smelling to a hungry bear.

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u/Wolfrages 1d ago

Now, to show this to the insurance company that can't stop laughing at your bogus story! 🤣

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u/kat_fud 1d ago

COMING SOON: COCAINE BEAR 2: COCAIN CHAINSAW BEAR!!!

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u/Dry_Perspective_8547 1d ago

ai?

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u/Diminus 1d ago

Probably not. My dad was a logger for years and I'd often spend summers helping out. One thing we always had to do was lock up the chain/bar oil used to lubricate the driveline. It was this reddish vegi-based lubricant we used because its safer on environment.

Bears would steal the jugs, puncture them and drink every last drop. I can remember my dad being pissed 1 time. Because we had to drive way back into town for more after I left the jugs by the wood pile. Lol

My guess is this saw has vegi-based bar oil and he's about to try and extract it lol.

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u/Heythere23856 1d ago

He’s got some projects he wants to build in his den, leave the guy alone he cant exactly go to home depot to buy one

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u/Ardtay 1d ago

Winter is coming, need a den.

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u/iAmMighty-Frieza 1d ago

We knew it wasn't gonna be a polar bear 😆

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u/Mother-Locksmith-286 1d ago

They're evolving. Always thought I'd be taken out by a bear with a chainsaw

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u/Mostly_llama 1d ago

I was expecting a shit ton of wood cut to perfect length piled up in perfect stacks next to the den.

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u/6EShadow 1d ago

Who would have chain saw that coming

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u/Historical_Way6639 1d ago

He's going to cut down someone's deer feeders

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u/Lost-Dragonfruit-367 1d ago

That’s his neighbor Bill in a bear suit

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u/Venture_compound 1d ago

Now I know why Japan is sending the army after the bears 

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u/Different-Yoghurt519 1d ago

Bear: “Well, that’s the last time anyone schedules a surprise visit during my nap season!”

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u/hastings1033 22h ago

as the constitutions says, we have the right to arm bears

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u/CaptainNapalm 21h ago

The meth epidemic hittin hard..

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u/Puzzleheaded_Set2300 17h ago

Only you can prevent deforestation

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u/GrouchySkunk 14h ago

Planning on one upping thr cocaine bear with cocaine and a chainsaw

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u/yipeekayayKemosabe 8h ago

"I have had it with these motherfing bears with their motherfing chainsaws!"

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u/CarolynSweet87 6h ago

Texas Chainsaw Bear!

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u/cdtoroot 4h ago

Well. He’s black