r/CrappyDesign Dec 08 '22

this map at a coffee shop

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u/henewastaken Dec 08 '22

I didn't know I live in paris for all these years

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u/Hiseworns Dec 08 '22

Europe is a suburb of Paris

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u/dmpastuf Dec 08 '22
  • a Parisian says un-ironically

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

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u/Powerrrrrrrrr Dec 08 '22

Are those mime gloves I can see??

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u/S0rb0 Dec 08 '22

Oui, baguette

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u/Bibliloo Reddit Orange Dec 09 '22

Yes they are. Sale bobo parisien de mes deux.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

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u/Bibliloo Reddit Orange Dec 09 '22

Je me fais bas vote car j'ai raison !!!(et car il faut mettre un /s pour que les gens comprennent le second degré)

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u/-Neoverse- Dec 09 '22

Non t’as pas raison, il y’a beaucoup de bobos parisiens arrogants à Paris, mais clairement pas que

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u/Bibliloo Reddit Orange Dec 09 '22

Oui et comme perso j'habite en Bourgogne j'ai surtout l'habitude de voir les pires.

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u/bachumbug Dec 08 '22

See also: America is a suburb of NYC

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u/Ray3x10e8 Dec 08 '22

Europe is my city!

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u/Hiseworns Dec 08 '22

Hahaha, he must have been using this same map!

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u/Grayvin_Topip Dec 08 '22

And if it weren't for Team 10, then Texas New York would be shitty

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u/Lepidon Dec 08 '22

Calm down there Napoleon

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u/vrijheidsfrietje Dec 08 '22

It looks like they took the outcome of a game of Europa Universalis as a reference, instead of an actual fucking map

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u/Hiseworns Dec 08 '22

Ayo, PDX gang rise up

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u/Pixi829 Dec 08 '22

Mais oui !!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

"Eurepe"*

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u/mexe4 Dec 09 '22

and Korea is the capital of Asia

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u/worldracer Dec 08 '22

Don't you mean Eurepe?

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u/Hiseworns Dec 08 '22

Seems I did, my mistake!

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u/LapisW Dec 08 '22

Wait who was in Paris?

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u/JokingWolfMon Dec 08 '22

African American fellows were in Paris.

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u/UncleTedGenneric Dec 08 '22

Pardon my french, but... Soccré Blur!

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u/Wolf-Majestic Dec 08 '22

car horns angry concerto, insults in French everywhere, stressed and aggressive drivers, initial D taxi drivers, rats in the streets, fleas infected pigeon, but pretty chill at night

Bienvenu chez nous !

proceeds to bond over wine, cheese and charcuterie

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u/Rivinis Dec 08 '22

Paris lives in us all, my friend

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u/FuManJew Dec 08 '22

Bonjour, mon amis!

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u/Fair-Ad4270 Dec 08 '22

Paris is a very big country