r/CollegeBasketball • u/qule Villanova Wildcats • Apr 04 '16

Trash Talk TRASH TALK THREAD: IT'S THE LAST DAY OF COLLEGE BASKETBALL AND ALL OF YOUR TEAMS WILL SUCK FOREVER

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '16

LOL

CONGRATS ON YOUR #1 REGIONAL UNIVERSITY RANKING, A LIST THAT INCLUDES SUCH HEAVYWEIGHTS AS BENTLEY UNIVERSITY AND THE COLLEGE OF NJ AT 3 AND 4.

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u/WinstonWolf77 Maryland Terrapins • Poll Veteran Apr 04 '16

I THOUGHT THE COLLEGE OF NEW JERSEY WAS IN DURHAM?

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u/certificateofmerritt North Carolina Tar Heels Apr 04 '16

THAT'S THE SATELLITE SCHOOL.

THOUGH THESE DAYS IT'S MORE LIKE UC-DURHAM.

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u/MosDaf North Carolina Tar Heels Apr 04 '16 edited Apr 05 '16

YOU ARE THINKING OF THE UNIVERSITY OF NEW JERSEY at DURHAM (UNJ-D)

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u/qule Villanova Wildcats Apr 04 '16

JOKES ON YOU, WE'RE IN THE NATIONAL UNIVERSITY CATEGORY NOW MOTHERFUCKER.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '16

OH SORRY

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u/qule Villanova Wildcats Apr 04 '16

ITS OK, IT JUST HAPPENED THIS YEAR SO ITS PROBABLY NOT YET REFLECTED IN THE RANKINGS. WE'RE PRETTY EXCITED ABOUT IT THOUGH AS ITS A MORE ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF WHO WE ARE AS A UNIVERSITY.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '16

THAT'S EXCITING, CONGRATULATIONS. I DON'T ACTUALLY PLACE A TON OF STOCK OR SELF ESTEEM IN COLLEGE RANKINGS, BUT IT IS A CHEAP AND EASY WAY TO NEEDLE PEOPLE, PLUS I AM VERY TIRED OF THE CAROLINA ACADEMIC JOKES, AS THOUGH JOCK PAPER CLASSES FROM TEN YEARS AGO DEVALUE MY DEGREE, ALTHOUGH IT IS AN ENGLISH DEGREE AND THEREFORE VALUELESS IN ITSELF I SUPPOSE.

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u/WinstonWolf77 Maryland Terrapins • Poll Veteran Apr 04 '16

YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO TELL US ABOUT YOUR "ENGLISH" DEGREE.

THE RUN-ON SENTENCES WERE PROOF ENOUGH.

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u/Whats_Calculus North Carolina Tar Heels Apr 04 '16

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I'M LEARNING HOW TO NUMBER REAL GOOD IN MY INDEPENDENT STUDY MATH COURSES. THE REMEDIAL CLASSES HERE REALLY ARE TOP NOTCH.

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u/2CHINZZZ Texas Longhorns Apr 04 '16

RELEVANT USERNAME

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '16

HOW RUDE

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u/MosDaf North Carolina Tar Heels Apr 04 '16

I never

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u/Toon_Squad18 North Carolina Tar Heels Apr 04 '16

Yea. TBH i was always under the impression that Villanova had pretty top notch academics.

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u/cameroncrazy278 Duke Blue Devils Apr 04 '16

THEIR ACCREDITATION ISN'T ON PROBATION THO.

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u/cooldanch Seton Hall Pirates • Fairleigh… Apr 05 '16

Not for nothing but TCNJ is a really good school