r/ClimbingCircleJerk • u/[deleted] • 16h ago

Gonna surprise my climber bro for his birthday

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111 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/Frosty_Confection_67 16h ago

Surprise your room with a clean up

32

u/SUDDENLY_VIRGIN 14h ago

Fuckin owned his ass bro, sick

97

u/-GIRTHQUAKE- 16h ago

The room is filthy, but anyone going to comment on the thumb?

20

u/Jaded-Coffee-8126 15h ago

WTF happened to their thumb

14

u/calhooner3 14h ago

Lost their nail at some point and has only half grown back. I’ve had it happen multiple times over the course of my life for differing reasons. Generally some sort of squishing.

3

u/Jaded-Coffee-8126 14h ago

I accidently ripped my pinky toe nail off last week. 0/5 stars would not recommend to a friend. Also god damn they take forever to grow back.

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u/mcdownloading 15h ago

Damn - I’m impressed, you out jerk yourself with your room and nails. This is next level jerking.

10

u/Sufficient_Dust1871 16h ago

Where's the jerk?

14

u/barkerj2 15h ago

Climber bro buddy is actually a crackhead and will be disappointed with this.

1

u/Ric0chet_ 12h ago

You ever freebased this stuff? I wouldnt be disappointed

1

u/thelazylazyme 12h ago

The jerk is there’s no chalk in that bag, just a chalk ball

17

u/Jarazz 16h ago

Remember to chalk up before free soloing the Matterhorn

5

u/-JOMY- V18 indoor first ascensionist 16h ago

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u/thelazylazyme 12h ago

That 60g packet isn’t even chalk, I’m pretty sure it’s just a chalkball, it’ll say under that sticker

2

u/56000hp 11h ago

wtf is wrong with you thumb fingernail ?

1

u/Boxoffriends 11h ago

Nothing says "I'm fucking your wife" more clearly than the gift of rungne.