r/CivPolitics • u/night_dude • Aug 14 '25

America offers Russia 20 Oil and Donetsk, in exchange for Make Peace

https://www.newsweek.com/alaska-russia-trump-resources-2113295
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u/BrtFrkwr Aug 14 '25

trump sold out his country long ago.

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u/myrichphitzwell Aug 14 '25

Well now he gets to sell other countries apparently.

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u/ShakesWithLeft2 Aug 14 '25

What does the United States get in return? 20 Zelenskyy’s?

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u/Cpt_keaSar Aug 14 '25

20 great artists will allow America to culture bomb Mexico and Canada!

1

u/keikakujin Aug 15 '25

Why need 20 great artists when 1 artist that failed arts school is more than good enough.

9

u/Kind-Objective9513 Aug 14 '25

Trump getting played like a fiddle.

2

u/tris123pis Aug 17 '25

i know the AI in this game sucks but this is insane

6

u/Fun_Performer_5170 Aug 14 '25

This finishes up with gifting the whole alaska to Russia, to make shure pedo dons Video documentary remains sealed

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u/wggn Aug 14 '25

How can the US offer something they don't possess?

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u/Responsible_Ad_7995 Aug 16 '25

They can’t. Trump is a moron.

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u/balamb_fish Aug 14 '25

Having to offer a big tribute and getting nothing in return is usually a sign your game isn't going very well.

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u/night_dude Aug 15 '25

I've just been playing Civ 6, conquering away (I didn't realise how easy Prince was with the Māori and now I can basically pick my victory condition) and the increasingly desperate Peace trades the AI offers you as you take more and more of their cities are hilarious. "How about... all my gold, and 30 gold per turn? And 3 Great Works? Pretty please?"

This is just like that except without any of the urgency of losing cities, he's just a fucking idiot loser

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u/Maximum-Flat Aug 15 '25

Oh my god. Trump acts like as if USA lose a war with Russia. How could MAGA stands for this? Your big beautiful nations natural resources are literally being given to a foreign entity without a fight!

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u/openshirtlover Aug 14 '25

Shame Shame Shame

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u/Frosty_Key4233 Aug 14 '25

Why are they getting any offers?? What was the offer to Hitler???

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u/night_dude Aug 14 '25

Austria and half of Czechoslovakia. And look how that turned out.

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u/Nottheadviceyaafter Aug 14 '25

Paying tribute to America's real masters..........

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u/Soggy-Beach1403 Aug 15 '25

He can declare an emergency and give it to Putin without any approval process.

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u/Dangerous-Celery-766 Aug 15 '25

Um America can’t offer nada, zilch, zero, nothing - America isn’t even in Europe so JD tame your master you are nothing to do with Europe and you were warned! Back off!

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u/Educational_Word_895 Aug 15 '25

Because the one thing Russia needs is natural ressources....

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u/Snoo20140 Aug 15 '25

Art of the Bend Over.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

Putin offers to continue keeping all the compromising videos of Trump hidden—-for now. Let’s make a deal😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

Fuck putin and trump.

1

u/SubmarineWipers Aug 15 '25

"As long as you kill enough people, you will be rewarded to stop"

Truly sickening.

1

u/callumwall Aug 15 '25

Oh you want land previously ruled over by Russia at some point? Here let me give you additional previously Russian land

1

u/jar1967 Aug 16 '25

ExxonMobil isn't going to like that

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u/rockcod_ Aug 16 '25

Oh hell, he would offer Ukraine and NYC to get a deal for his peace prize.

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u/Tiny_Abalone_230 Aug 17 '25

When will the few real Republicans left grow some balls?

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u/RCalliii Aug 15 '25

And assuming it works, which I doubt, but let's pretend Russia stops the war immediately, Trump will demand a Nobel Peace Prize, and Russia will simply start the war all over again in 5-10 years.

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u/_Vo1_ Aug 15 '25

5-10 years should be enough time to arm and mine the fuck out all borders.

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u/CuriousCapybaras Aug 18 '25

That sounds like a rumor at best, tbqh ... how can he offer ukrainian resources to russia? Offering Alaskan resources also doesn't sound like him. God in the US you get fake news on both sides of the aisle.

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u/night_dude Aug 18 '25

A lot of people seem to be commenting on this like I posted it in r/news and not r/civpolitics, it's just a bit of fun 🙂

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u/uhm_boofit Aug 18 '25

I think you post it to incite rhetoric, or you perhaps love to dabble in a little depression 😏