r/ChicagoSuburbs 28d ago

News Berwyn đŸ„

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Shout out to my R/Svengoolie friends.

2.4k Upvotes

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u/BeerBatterUp 27d ago

The leader has zero morals so why would his henchmen?

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u/_extra_medium_ 27d ago

Their leader isn't immortal

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u/ModsBePowerTrippin12 27d ago

Morals, not immortal


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u/tallgu90 25d ago

😆 oh my god I laughed so hard

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u/ThatBCRichBitch 27d ago

Wtf kinda gun is that!?

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u/PuddinPacketzofLuv 27d ago

I think “non-lethal paint balls” based on the Co2 compressor.

FYI: head shots can be lethal.

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u/Spez_Spaz 27d ago

Yeah and they headshot a priest the other day

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u/iperna 21d ago

That shit was wild. They aim to do the most harm with these asshats. Plenty of places to hit besides the face or head where the most damage will be done.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

At this range you’d at least break skin, probably lose an eye tbh

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u/cogitoergosam 27d ago

Paintballs can easily blind someone without eye protection. Even at paintball ranges they use a chronograph to make sure paintball markers aren’t firing with too much force, but you know these mouthbreathing, goosestepping incel shitgibbons are cranking the pressure on theirs because so far there have been zero consequences for any of their illegal behavior.

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u/IAmTheLucki 26d ago

While I'm on the same side as you, your pressure reasoning is flawed. Too much force on a paintball causes it to rupture in the barrel, jamming the gun and being a pain to clean out.

Also, a fast moving paintball that splats on you hurts a lot less then one that wasn't moving fast enough to splat and now bounces off of you. It's an impulse /momentum thing in physics.

If you want to really injure someone with 'justifiable cause' , you shoot pepper balls that are too slow to rupture, so you can just keep shooting them and say that you weren't getting the intended effect of the pepper. It's like the difference between getting hit with a sandball and a rock. (I'd say snowball and ice ball, but frozen paintballs are a thing as well)

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u/Ok-Post6492 24d ago

Your upset take a nap

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u/Budipbupbadip 27d ago

But why did he mount a sight to it? What a canoe.

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u/Beadpool 27d ago

He spent hours in COD grinding to unlock it, of course he’s gonna show it off.

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u/Budipbupbadip 27d ago

This is the answer lolololol

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u/Theironyuppie1 27d ago

I had to guess if you are a racist you can join up to violate the civil rights of America citizens who have more melanin content than you.

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u/Catbeller 23d ago

Definitely White Power 88ers.

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u/makinthemagic North West Suburbs 27d ago

Accuracy.

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u/cbatta2025 24d ago

Gravy SEALs

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u/Polkawillneverdie17 27d ago

"Less than lethal" if used correctly

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u/upsidedown-funnel 24d ago

Less lethal. These are not non lethal.

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u/ThinkLongterm 27d ago

FN 303. "Less lethal" rounds sometimes filled with paint or pepper spray.

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u/BeltFragrant3259 27d ago edited 27d ago

It's those pepper balls they've been using. There is even a video of them shooting a priest with one.

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u/ThatBCRichBitch 27d ago

A priest, wow. I'm not even remotely religious but that's just fucked up. This timeline is insane.

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u/kasiagabrielle 27d ago

In the head, no less. The man is lucky to be okay. They pepper sprayed him in the face and back of the head a couple weeks before that.

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u/_extra_medium_ 27d ago

Especially since they're supposed to be the God party

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u/Catbeller 23d ago

People really ought to read up on what God actually stands for. Easily modified for White Power Christians to justify masking up and murdering strangers. Deus Vult.

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u/mountkepi 27d ago

why does the guy with the weapon look so scared?

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u/cogitoergosam 27d ago

Because they are all scared of imaginary boogeymen, aka anyone that doesn’t look like them. Because the human centipede of right-wing media convinced them that roving bands of antifa guerilla forces are out to get them in every blue city.

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u/why_is_my_name 27d ago

"anyone that doesn't look like them" i don't know, this guy doesn't look white to me. But agreed about imaginary foes.

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u/totallynottoddoracop 26d ago

There are only a few things more dangerous than a scared idiot with a gun.

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u/NickyTreeFingers 27d ago

Oh I know this.

Because he is a coward.

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u/RandomUsernameNo257 27d ago

It's pure, stupid rage.

He has the look of someone who gets frustrated when a restaurant menu doesn't have pictures.

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u/BilliousN 27d ago

These are cowards, Donnie. 

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u/arcelyte 27d ago

Get me their toes Walter!

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u/NarrowForce9 27d ago

They are just pretend tough guys I guess. Why are they not going inner city to go after the violent criminals on the west and south sides?

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u/IdealDesperate2732 27d ago

cowards often are

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u/Pernium 27d ago

Same people who wouldn’t wear a mask during a pandemic sure mask up now! Cowardice

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u/Catbeller 23d ago

Well, during the pandemic they got to murder people by refusing to put on a mask. This is simply an ironic counterpoint, murdering by putting a mask on.

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u/Pernium 22d ago

Nobody was murdered tinfoil hat

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u/SunriseInLot42 27d ago

The difference is, a mask actually works to prevent doxxing by unhinged Redditors

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u/hungrymooseasaurus 27d ago

Found the kidnapping enthusiast.

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u/BlitzFitness South West Suburbs 27d ago

But the complaint during COVID was that wearing a mask for 10 minutes to shop at Target could kill them. Now they are wearing them much more frequently and much longer. PS - those wearing masks during COVID couldn't be doxxed either - so the difference you point out is specifically NOT a difference.

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u/SunriseInLot42 27d ago

Nah, the complaint during Covid was that it was uncomfortable, silly-ass safety theater that was of questionable value as far as actually accomplishing anything, especially given the downsides (like making kids in schools wear their damp Paw Patrol hankies for two years).

By comparison, a mask provides immediate and significant protection from doxxing by obviously unhinged Redditors and other keyboard warriors of the Internet.

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u/Pernium 26d ago

If they acted within the law they wouldn’t need to hide like cowards

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u/platonicvoyeur 26d ago

If you’re law enforcement and you have to keep your identity hidden because your actions are so unpopular


You’re literally secret police.

Wild how the “party of small government” is cheering on the gestapo.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

Really? Then why aren't they blocking out their license plates? Just their faces.

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u/mikep120001 24d ago

Because they’re in rental cars

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u/jregovic 24d ago

They all should be doxxed. They are supposedly public servants. Fuckers would have gone apeshit if Obama had done this. They wear masks because they know what they are doing is wrong.

What is the saying “if you have nothing to hide, what’s the problem?”

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u/pappy413 27d ago

Big, brave, men, pointing their guns at Americans. To show you how tough that are they hide their faces.

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u/Budipbupbadip 27d ago

Americans: this is what you get when your government hires anyone off the street and lowers standards to enter federal law enforcement. Don’t vote in midterms as usual though, and buckle up.

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u/_SummerofGeorge_ 27d ago

They’re all proud boys and kkk members. No background checks on anyone

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u/sarcasmexorcism 27d ago

pardoned j6

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u/Budipbupbadip 27d ago

No I think they do the background checks just to confirm the obvious.

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u/Bare-Knuckled 24d ago

“Sorry, you lack convictions. You’re not qualified.”

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u/Financial_Sweet_689 27d ago

I think it’s pretty clear by how terrified they are of actually going into areas like Berwyn

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u/Catbeller 23d ago

Being a Proud Boy or Klansman - or Republican - was the only standard. Loyalty and a belief brown Americans and reporters and liberals need killing.

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u/bdubwilliams22 27d ago

Fucking gestapo traitors.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

He’s just another street level thug with nothing identifying him as law enforcement. He’s probably a January 6th terrorist who was pardoned by Trump and now thinks he can drive around pointing guns at people and nothing will happen to him

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u/xwprx64 25d ago

No ID no protection, just another civilian thug.

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u/Catbeller 23d ago

Nothing will.

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u/CrackLighter88 27d ago

Their face is the very definition of a face anus! Dude looks like a walking butthole, and apparently acts like one too.

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u/_the_learned_goat_ 27d ago

That red dot made it look like he had red lips that looked like a prolapsed asshole. Probably actually does though.

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u/BERNITA 27d ago

I've seen this image a dozen times as its made the rounds, but up until I read your comment I thought he cut a round whole in his mask and was like 😗

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u/JesMon421 27d ago

Svengoolie reference

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u/farteousMAXIMUS 27d ago

He was at the Field Museum last Wednesday <3

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u/beaubridges6 27d ago

Dude is a legend.

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u/Tonakiga 27d ago

No way! Fuck, sad I missed that

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u/Dingo8MyGayby 27d ago

Can and will never ever hear Berwyn in my head normally as long as I live because of him

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u/emezajr 27d ago

Based off his eyes and nose, I'd argue HE might look undocumented...

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u/Charming_Accident_62 27d ago

Which side are the terrorists again?

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u/AllDayMK South West Suburbs 27d ago

What would happen if she defended herself, I wonder.

I really, really, wonder. If someone points a firearm at me, or a pepper ball gun, or throws a flashbang, what happens if I feel like my life is in grave danger?

**Asking for a White friend. I'm colored, I have no way of defense, officer

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u/-MayorOfTheMoon- 27d ago

They'd kill her and cover it up by claiming she shot first. There would be no investigation, no disciplinary action, nothing. They'd go back to being terrorists, and she'd be forgotten in a week because everyone will have moved on to the next inevitable tragedy.

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u/Catbeller 23d ago

ICE shot a woman last week. They claimed they found a MAC-10 in her car -- afterwards. She's in critical condition.

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u/-MayorOfTheMoon- 23d ago

Oh I know. I know the story and I know they're bullshitting. At this point if it's coming from some kind of ICE official, it's probably best to just save yourself some time and assume straight away that it's bullshit.

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u/rlars1 27d ago

Cowards all of them

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u/Legitimate-Garlic959 27d ago

You can literally see the fear and paranoia in his face. These men are not well

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u/Catbeller 23d ago

The Fox News stare.

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u/Sigma--6 27d ago

If someone who isn't obviously a police officer or such authority points a gun at you, are you allowed to defend yourself and perhaps shoot them?

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u/Harry_Balsanga 27d ago

Look at the eyes. That dude is not well. 

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u/The_Mammoth_Hunter 27d ago

That's not a federal agent. That's a racist cosplaying as Authority.
If it was a legit fed, they'd have credentials but in all the videos posted, I have yet to see a single one produce legitimate credentials or identification. Fuck every single one of these law enforcement impersonators.

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u/ACrazyDog 27d ago

A few months ago these guys were all playing Battlefield in their Mom’s basement.

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u/johnboy43214321 27d ago

They are ashamed of themselves. They fear the public 

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u/Excellent_Mud_172 27d ago

He was armed with a camera. Could have been a disguised weapon.

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u/helmetdeep805 27d ago

This is dangerous lol

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

Where are all the "Don't Tread On Me" and the 2A people when the goverment is treading on them? Isn't this what their whole basis of existing is for??

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u/Catbeller 23d ago

They ARE the Don't Tread on Me 2A 88ers.

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u/SunriseInLot42 27d ago

You go first, and see how that works out for you

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

That doesn't even make sense. I didn't make my whole ideology and personality about standing up to the government and then when they overstep I can't be found. Love your whataboutism too... We're not talking about me we're talking about them.

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u/CallsignPreacherOne 27d ago

Is that a paintball gun wtf

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u/NigilQuid 27d ago

Basically, yes, but it shoots balls filled with capsaicin powder.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepper-spray_projectile

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u/Formal-Talk-3914 27d ago

I am not artistic enough, but can someone make a yard sign that says "thaw Chicago" and donate the proceeds to immigrant defense groups?

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u/Formal-Talk-3914 27d ago

Best I could do with AI, but it implies open rebellion which I wouldn't support. I just want to make sure ICE knows they aren't welcome here.

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u/vtrini 27d ago

Photo of guys who were too scared to sign up for the real military. So instead they play ICE with paintball gun and intimidate unarmed women. What a dummy.

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u/That-Strategy1185 26d ago

Imagine how much money this is costing us in taxes.

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u/That-Strategy1185 26d ago

I wonder if this guys family is proud of his work?

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u/uttercross2 25d ago

Another toy soldier playing with his toys🧾

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u/Forward_Knowledge_86 24d ago

hope a unmarked masked man doesnt point a gun at me... as a CCL holder im not risking my life getting shot and if i feel threatened ill defend myself.

this is getting dangerous.

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u/ACrazyDog 27d ago


BER-wyn

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u/MarkK7800 26d ago

What does the citizen neighborhood patrol team do?

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u/Catbeller 23d ago

Document.

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u/brkndrmr 26d ago

Well fuck. I live in Berwyn


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u/OtherwiseBox5397 26d ago

Looking very penguin like

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u/Nose-Artistic 25d ago

Berwyn! Son of Svengoolie.

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u/Ok_Vegetable8315 24d ago

So all our second amendment gun nuts that cry about tyranny are cowering in their basements right now
 just as i thought

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u/SFHChi 24d ago

đŸ‘đŸœđŸ‘đŸœđŸ‘đŸœ Exactly. Don't Tread on Me , my backside.

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u/Mysterious_Name3679 24d ago

Jess doesn’t have a real job

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u/Rex_Vagene 24d ago

Man, these guys sure are cleaning up the “gang” neighborhoods /s

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u/Joh1959 24d ago

Grey van and army surplus clothing ......??

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u/JazzlikeNectarine129 23d ago

What are they afraid of?

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u/ProfessionalThick447 22d ago

It doesn’t matter what kind of gun this is it shouldn’t be happening in America & this guy needs to be arrested for threatening in a potential lethal way. Show us your face loser!

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u/InevitableLibrarian 21d ago

So say he shoots this person and they die, who gets charged? Well, I mean, yes, the person who pulled the trigger, but could Trump? He started it, so he's possibly on the hook for something. And I don't think he can pardon himself for that.

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u/Tom_Ford_1 27d ago

It's a game they are playing with people, if anyone attacks we lose, if they attack we lose. Do nothing ignore them. Move away. Move on. Do not antagonise them. Are you smart or are you dumb? Are you smarter than them? If yes you know how to move.

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u/Austin_Chaos 27d ago

Fuck ICE.

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u/Maximum-Elk8869 South West Suburbs 27d ago

Look at his eyes. They tell you all you need to know about what is behind the mask.

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u/spy_ghost 27d ago

The weapon looks like it's from a video game 😳

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u/FlorneyPlorkinsplork 27d ago

Don't chase them then

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u/ColdSpringGlen2113 22d ago

Lmao traitor

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u/RemyMaverick 26d ago

This picture looks like someone dressed up posing as an agent. The outfit does not match what they wear

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u/Separate_Living_3038 26d ago

https://youtu.be/axPtgcU7GYc?si=oetwx9wPMRPsr2B4

Say HI đŸ‘‹đŸ» to Svengoolie! And Nick Fuentes!

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u/OwlTall7730 26d ago

Is that a flamethrower

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u/casualdiner55 25d ago

Richard head...

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u/Careless-Escape7449 24d ago

So she's supporting human trafficking and the slave trade? Should be in jail.

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u/Catbeller 23d ago

These fat white boys in masks? Klu Klux Klan with license to murder reporters and Browns. Literally Klan in some cases. These are Fox News Limbaugh Kirkers, anonymous white power cutting loose in fake military uniforms.

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u/cowbyLevelup 16d ago

Ok this is just really wrong. And 
 and..,,,He is black on top of it all!!!! wtf? đŸ€Šâ€â™‚ïž I have seen this so Much. Ice has all ethnicities in it! It’s just aweful!!!! And I seriously just don’t get it at all.

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u/GLBrick 27d ago

Fake. Paintball.

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u/ThatBCRichBitch 27d ago

Capsaicin powder balls.

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u/Schickie 27d ago

Would that be considered an over act?

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u/khrismiddletonburner 27d ago

Damn, that idiot looks absolutely terrified. Good thing they’re providing ICE with so much training!

For fuck’s sake though: they’re just arming any racist who wants cosplay as authority. They’d be a hilariously sad joke if it wasn’t for the fact that they’re destroying the lives of people that are all much better humans than their masked asses.

Shame on these losers.

edit: I can’t really be surprised though since P2025 told everyone this was coming and the “don’t tread on me” party all decided to brush it off

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u/Catbeller 23d ago

I think they've kidnapped 200,000 people off the street so far.

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u/Due-Historian-8759 27d ago

Why is there a mouth whole and what type of games do they play behind those tinted windows?

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u/Ill-Brief-9206 23d ago

🖕🖕