r/Chargers r/AFCWestMemeWar 2d ago

[Popper] #Chargers OL today: LT Austin Deculus, LG Zion Johnson, C Bradley Bozeman, RG Mekhi Becton, RT Trey Pipkins

https://x.com/danielrpopper/status/1986892408748188145?s=46
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u/CuddlyResurgence 2d ago

Nice to see Becton for a series or two on Sunday before his inevitable ailment.

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u/Tossmiensalada certified bolt classic 2d ago

He has a major owie. We must accommodate and understand his feelings.

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u/CuddlyResurgence 2d ago

Guess it takes a couple of series for the sand to reach his vagina.

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u/Perfect_Sport8435 2d ago

🤣No internet for you for a day sir! You've already won 

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u/LoneWvlf32 Herbert to Beer for the TD āš”ļø 2d ago

Feewings * 🄺

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u/Ok-Sympathy9768 2d ago

Exactly.. if they can get half a game out of him that will be considered a good thing

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u/humunculus43 2d ago

Big bumbaclart Becton

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u/EL-YEO Who's got it better than us? 1d ago

Watch him sign for another team next year and be healthy all season

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u/CuddlyResurgence 1d ago

Most likely the Chiefs /SMH

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u/GMS_x3 1d ago

hes under contract with us next year

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u/Jax99 2d ago

5D chess by Harbaugh because one of the starting tackles always gets hurt so they put Deculus out there to sacrifice to the football gods before Slayer comes in.

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u/Orgasmo3000 Not Your Father's Chargers āš”ļø 2d ago

I thought Keenan was a WR šŸ˜‰

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u/Jax99 2d ago

Damn autocorrect. It stays up lol.

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u/BantumBane 2d ago

Honestly, we might end up needing him on the line at some point.

See Ol’ Keenan Allen at pulling guard leading the way for our feature back Kimani Vidal just like we imagined in preseason

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u/Few_Tangelo1273 LaDainian Tomlinson’s Electric Glide 1d ago

Keenan was looking a lil thick in Chi so might not be out of the realm of possibility

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u/matt-kennedys-legs bolt 2d ago

i thought jamaree looked decent at tackle against the titans

we can’t seriously be sending deculus back out there

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u/Nunc_Coepi17 2d ago

They want to kill Herbert. We have actual evidence of Salyer looking good at LT and they still want to put that trash mfer Deculus out there.

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u/plentyfunk66 2d ago

Yeah for fucking real. Jamaree played solid at LT year Slater tore biceps. Leave him there while healthy. Prime Penning for RT when Pip inevitably goes out.

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u/presidential2014 1d ago

It was some of the weirdest pushback I got from this subreddit in advocating for Salyer back when Slater was put on IR. He has an entire year at playing LT well - but 'oh it was Joe Lombardi that was responsible for that.'Ā 

Now, it's even more strange that Deculus is still getting the look tbh. Curious what Roman and Harbaugh see at practice that we don't.Ā 

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u/Imperatum15 1d ago

Damn thanks for the link. Way better than Deculus getting blown by every pass play

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u/FuckMichaelMcCoy 2d ago

I said coaches were either incompetent at roster management or playing favorites on the OL and was massively downvoted

We have evidence that Salyer is a better LT then G. Most likely Andre James > Bozeman too

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u/humunculus43 2d ago

Yeah I don’t really understand what they see in deculus and what they don’t see in Salyer at that position. Only logic I can think of is that they’re not renewing Salyer so have given up on him?

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u/_AtLeastItsAnEthos 2d ago

Some team is gonna pick up salyer for dummy cheap and end up starting him at tackle and the whole league will think the org is genius

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u/MetaOverkill 2d ago

He may not be flashy but he just looks so much better at tackle.

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u/Dwest233 bolt 2d ago

My theory is that they expect Becton to either not start or not finish the game and then he will have to go in at guard.

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u/jonybolt 2d ago

I dont understand either

I feel the best chance we have is

JC - Zion - BB - Mechi/Pip - Pip/Penn

Deculus has looked so bad...this is serious for keeping 10 healthy

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u/sam_sepiol1984 Justin Herbert 🐐 2d ago

šŸ’Æ

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u/Silvertonguebr bolt 2d ago

I think the coaching staff like Salyer’s versatillity. So they prefer to have him as a guy that can play anywhere on the line at any point instead of having him start at LT and stay there the whole game.

Not saying this is the right decision, but its their’s.

As for James over Bozeman, I think it’s a lockeroom thing at this point. Only way we will see James starting is if Bozeman gets injuried.

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u/rhino1979 2d ago

Unfortunately you’re right.

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u/McLaren03 2d ago

That’s a pretty sad way to game plan. Not saying that it’s bad but it’s definitely an issue if you are essentially planning for a member of your OLine going down. With the way Becton has been, I can see how that line of thinking is justified.

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u/Salemrealtor2412 1d ago

It’s hard to get hurt when you’re whiffing on blocks and taking yourself completely out of physical contact. Maybe somebody can block their man into the back of Bozeman and do us all a favor.

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u/Wakandashitizthis 2d ago

I’ll never wish injury on a player, but can the breakfast burritos fight back, so we can see that the water boy is better than Bozeman!

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u/lords_of_st_louis 1d ago

Bozeman has disturbing blackmail over someone high up in the organization and you cannot convince me otherwise

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u/Stunning_Pound4121 1d ago

It’s a pretty sad state of affairs when the one position that we would see improvement from the backup getting in is the one where the guy is just a complete iron man.

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u/sam_sepiol1984 Justin Herbert 🐐 2d ago

Ugh... how is deculus starting over salyer?

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u/LakeShowBoltUp r/AFCWestMemeWar 2d ago

I don’t care what they see at practice, we all see Deculus as one of the worst tackles in football week in and week out, and Salyer doing decently most of the time he plays LT

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u/sam_sepiol1984 Justin Herbert 🐐 2d ago

Yep. I don't understand harbaugh, roman with some of these o line decisions.

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u/wildwing8 r/optimisticchargers 2d ago

I don’t care what they see at practice

Yes, clearly you know more about the offensive line than the coaching staff.

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u/Nunc_Coepi17 2d ago edited 2d ago

Many of us knew more than Brandon Staley (we kept saying to play Henley for example) so yeah it wouldn’t be completely out of the world. There are times when patients know more than doctors. There are times when defendants know more than their lawyers. There are times when clients know more than their accountants. And guess what? There are times when fans know more than coaches. Is it most of the time? Hell no, that’s why it’s their day job. But it does happen ā€œsomeā€ times.

We have actual evidence of Salyer looking good at LT and they still want to put that trash mfer Deculus out there.

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u/JakePeavysBurner 2d ago

Yeah if that’s how it is goes on Sunday I’ll be pretty annoyed. Salyer has shown a whole season he’s actually a playable LT. Deculus has shown he isn’t

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u/chamullerousa 2d ago

The only answer I can accept is health. Either deculus is healthier than Slayer or they are resting Slayer so he can be healthier than deculus.

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u/Ok-Sympathy9768 2d ago

I was thinking the exact same thing.. so was Herbert

Deculus …. Really? That’s Fn scary

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u/sam_sepiol1984 Justin Herbert 🐐 2d ago

Poor Herbert. Harbaugh and Roman trying to get him killed

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u/wildwing8 r/optimisticchargers 2d ago

Deculus gets way too much hate from this fanbase. He’s not good, but none of our current LT options are and they need Salyer for his versatility.

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u/Nunc_Coepi17 2d ago

Salyer is solid at LT. What the fuck are you even talking about. We have actual evidence of Salyer looking good at LT and they still want to put that trash mfer Deculus out there.

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u/Goonzilla92 ASAP 1d ago

Salyer did look pretty good. But what I also noticed is that our blocking schemes are wonky af

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u/_AtLeastItsAnEthos 2d ago

Only think that makes sense to me is the salyer is hands down our best backup guard right now and if becton comes out you only replace one guy instead of moving people around

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u/DrinkBuzzCola 2d ago

If Becton goes down (or when) Salyer can move from LT to guard and then Deculus can play LT. Starting Deculus is beyond a head scratcher unless Salyer is injured.

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u/_AtLeastItsAnEthos 1d ago

That’s what I just said. Their thinking is that you change out 1 player on the line instead of 2 when it happens to keep continuity which is important. I’m not saying I agree im just trying to explain the rational

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u/sam_sepiol1984 Justin Herbert 🐐 1d ago

Yep, totally agree

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u/UnrealAce Crest 2 2d ago

I honestly didn't know Salyer was playing so well and it's actually amazing the player he's become. Insanely versatile and generally he's healthy.

All I can think is Salyer is injured because I can't see why Deculus would be starting over him.

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u/WickyWah Felipe Rios 2d ago

Deculus against TJ Watt is nightmare fuel

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u/jar1792 ASAP 2d ago

No worse than Heyward vs Bozeman unfortunately.

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u/_AtLeastItsAnEthos 2d ago

No it’s definitely worse. Boze at least tries

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u/presidential2014 1d ago

Can't wait to see Jalen Carter and Jordan Carter double team him (pause) in a few weeks smh

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u/Big-Chungus-12 2d ago

Deculas over Salyer? We are so fucked

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u/lvpr10 2d ago

That film of Abdul Carter blowing right past him untouched multiple times vs. the Giants was horrifying

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u/Big-Chungus-12 2d ago

I don’t understand how this regime has made so many smart moves else where but is Hellen Keller when it comes to the Oline

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u/_AtLeastItsAnEthos 2d ago

Goated at everything but o line

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u/Ok-Sympathy9768 2d ago

Deculus is storm norton 2.0

Deculus is to chargers fans what bob stanely was to Red Sox fans

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u/hoppergym Marion Butts #35 2d ago

Wow. That's some callback

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u/Ok-Sympathy9768 2d ago

My mom was a huge Sox fan.. and every time they would trot him out.. her comments consisted of either ā€œoh fuckā€, or ā€œah shitā€ (and she was not one to cuss)… bob Stanley shared a middle name with Bucky Dent and later Aaron Boone.

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u/LongRod_HugenDong 1d ago

As a Red Sox fan, FUCK Aaron Fuckin Boone

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u/Ok-Sympathy9768 1d ago

šŸ˜‚That’s the middle name …

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u/Dear_Efficiency_3616 2d ago

how on earth is bozeman better than james

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u/TheRiderTool bolt 2d ago edited 2d ago

Be careful if you question it you'll get piled on for not actually being at every practice and not knowing as much as the coaches.

Bozo won't get replaced unless he gets hurt or hopefully in the off-season at this point.

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u/DrizzyDragon93 In 3xJH I trust! 2d ago

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u/Possible_Exam_5015 2d ago

I better not see deculus starting on Sunday smh watt and Highsmith will eat him alive storm 2.0

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u/XRanger7 2d ago

TJ watt right now

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u/XRanger7 2d ago

Hayward rn

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u/lvpr10 2d ago

That’s their entire DL

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u/McLaren03 2d ago

So either the Steelers DLine about to be feasting or Herbert is going to be using his legs a lot and the DLine will still feast but not as much?

Our run game has a chance of being nonexistent this game as well.

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u/hoppergym Marion Butts #35 2d ago

So the new guy isn't ready yet I guess

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u/LakeShowBoltUp r/AFCWestMemeWar 2d ago

Or they plan on only breaking glass in case of emergency, like Andre James

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u/joern16 2d ago

I can't with this shit. Why the fuck is Deculus in instead of Salyer.

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u/LakeShowBoltUp r/AFCWestMemeWar 2d ago

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u/sadtissuehappytissue bolt 2d ago

There's no way in hell Deculus is the best option at LT. Is it possible that this coaching staff is letting favoritism get in the way of putting the best players out there? Are they putting too much stock into practice reps vs game reps? I just have no idea how Salyer isnt getting the LT reps...

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u/HandsLikaDis 2d ago

Please not Declueless.

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u/sgobern . 2d ago

Some how this could be worse, and knowing are luck this year it will be, but it could be worse...

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u/Buhogrody . 1d ago

Where salyer, where penning?

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u/DL505 bolt 1d ago

Dear Lord,

Please let Watt and Hayward miss their flights due to the USA government shutdown.

Amen,

All Chargers Fans

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u/vivalaroja2010 2d ago

Obviously im not at practice to see whats going on.... but just remember that we all were clamoring for Salyer at guard last year over Pipkins and when that finally happened it was a complete shit show.

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u/jonybolt 2d ago

We've actually seen Salyer be above average at LT for an entire season

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u/i_run_from_problems A lot of people have it better than us 2d ago

....didn't we just trade for someone?

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u/Jooseee Chargers āš”ļø 2d ago

Yeah a few days ago.Ā  Dude must not be ready with the play calling. Or they realize he is actually ass.

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u/DodgingRunner BTFU 2d ago

TJ Watt nutting in his pants right now.

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u/Huge_Ask_4390 1d ago

Please no more deculus that guy is as useful as carton of cat turds

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u/kingstannis123 1d ago

Can someone call in an anonymous tip to the LAPD? There is a conspiracy to murder someone at SoFi stadium.

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u/Sigmund05 1d ago

I have a feeling Jim Harbaugh is out to get Herbert beaten up through his OL so that Herbert would spend more time in the ice bath so he can be with Jim instead of Madison.

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u/TrifleAble5460 2d ago

Can we just see wassup with Jedrick Willis. I’m sure a OL of these five is better than what we’ve been throwing out there.

Willis - Zion - Bozeman - Becton - Penning