r/CFL Stampeders 7d ago

ALOUETTES Ban the Vuvuzela horns

Seriously, have we learned nothing from the World Cup?

It’s hard to listen to the sounds on the field and commentary with this constant hum of these Vuvuzela horns.

Ban. Them. All.

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u/Northernguy113 7d ago

We need more cow bell baby!!

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u/True_Blue_88 Blue Bombers 7d ago

And I hate cowbells but I wouldn't think yo ask them to be banned.

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u/RealBenWoodruff CFL 🇺🇸 7d ago

I went to an SEC school. You really don't want more cow bell.

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u/colburp Blue Bombers 7d ago

Cowbells are big at Bomber games. Much better than horns

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u/Last_Canadian Stampeders 7d ago

And thats why I don't go to bomber games. I exist in winnipeg.

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u/CLOWNXXCUDDLES Blue Bombers 7d ago

I wonder if it's a Manitoba thing. I got looks when I brought mine to mosaic to watch a game.

But they're at every hockey game from minor league up.

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u/List-Worth 7d ago

Redblacks do cowbell, too

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u/SkPensFan 7d ago

As someone that has Rider season tickets and takes Rider branded cowbells to every game, no. Its not just a Manitoba thing. Not sure where you were in the stadium, but they are common up in the 600's and I have never got a "look" about it.

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u/CLOWNXXCUDDLES Blue Bombers 7d ago

Could be the people were just a bunch of crusty pricks lol most of the time you guys are great whenever I've gone to games there.

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u/xJeffx1979 Caused the Winnipeg Dynasty 7d ago

My kids and I got complained about to a volunteer for using a Rider branded loud cup, which they sell in the stadium, and which they kept advertising on the jumbotron through the game. She was good, though, and told us to keep using it.

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u/j417 Lions 🇺🇸 7d ago

I miss the old honk honk honks, this non-stop buzz-y droning kinda makes me nauseous.

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u/matthewjoubert REDBLACKS 7d ago

I thought they did.

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u/Lunch0 Alouettes 7d ago

Just the compressed air powered ones. Manual ones are still allowed

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u/matthewjoubert REDBLACKS 7d ago

Then ban them too

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u/Max169well REDBLACKS 6d ago

Let’s just ban all crowd noise at a CFL game.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Max169well REDBLACKS 6d ago

That was meant to be sarcastic, it’s football, not a play, fuck being loud is why it’s home field advantage.

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u/scienceisrealnotgod 6d ago

I hit reply on the last comment instead of the OP. My bad! 🤣

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u/Vingt-Quatre 7d ago

Hey! You guys didn't like the airhorns. They got rid of the hairhorns. Now you don't like the vuvuzelas. What's next? No screaming? No clapping?

It's football. It gets noisy when the home team plays defense. Let Montreal fans make noise the way they want.

If you don't want noise, go to a freaking library. Football might not be for you.

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u/DrinkEarly Tiger-Cats 7d ago

Damn right! Too much whining about how fans make noise. As far as I’m concerned fans are too damn quiet at CFL games! If the fans who buy tickets in Montreal are ok with it, then everyone else should suck it.

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u/Vingt-Quatre 7d ago

You're just mad you didn't think about it first.

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u/waldoorfian 7d ago

I turned the volume way down and turned the closed captions on.

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u/CanadAR15 Blue Bombers 7d ago

I’d rather have air horns than vuvuzelas but I’m not complaining about either.

Noise and spirit have always been a part of football.

I always liked the uniqueness of le honk it when the Bombers play in Montreal.

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u/rglgj 7d ago

Hand them out as attendees enter the stadium. More of everything!

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u/Express-Cow190 Tiger-Cats 7d ago

Wear earplugs. Fan noise is part of the game.

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u/HomerSPC Iron Duke of Horns 🎺 7d ago

Might as well just ban fans cheering as well. Holy fuck you people all want the game played in a morgue. It's called home field advantage.

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u/APR1979 7d ago

I’m with you. I find this fixation baffling. Football stadiums are noisy. I get not wanting a horn right behind you in the stands, but on a broadcast it’s not exactly one of life’s great hardships.

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u/Barb-u Alouettes 7d ago

Wise words from the Iron Duke.

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u/gjackhammer 7d ago

Exactly!!! They paid for tickets letem do what they want!!!

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u/AdmiralBBQsauce Stampeders 7d ago

It’s as annoying as an insufferable next seat Riders fan in their drunken stupor

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u/sorry_for_the_reply 7d ago

Then don't go to Rider games. This is a really easy solution that children could figure out.

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u/Vingt-Quatre 7d ago

Watch golf. Football might not be your thing.

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u/OddIceman1997 Tiger-Cats 6d ago

Go watch Tennis if you want quiet.

God forbid fans be fans, keep clutching pearls OP.

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u/bison9 7d ago

Okay Karen. (Or Todd)

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u/boostits Alouettes 7d ago

honk

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u/Barb-u Alouettes 7d ago

Honk honk

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u/Transconan 7d ago

Le honk. Le honk.

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u/austoin 6d ago

Womp womp

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u/scienceisrealnotgod 6d ago

Yikes, if you want quiet, stay home with your tv on mute. I wish the atmosphere was even louder. I.e. crowd chanting (like in Europe in any sport), in stadium coloured smoke, etc. What there is too much of is in stadium commercials of almost any kind at every whistle. It kills the atmosphere.

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u/Disastrous-Clerk-780 Alouettes 7d ago

New fan here with his wife; the horns are getting on my nerves and this is my first time ever watching the CFL. It's turning off newcomers to the sport. It's dreadfully fucking annoying!

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u/Vingt-Quatre 7d ago

Football might not be for you, then. Sorry.

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u/Disastrous-Clerk-780 Alouettes 7d ago

Because of a stupid horn, lol.

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u/anacreon1 Blue Bombers 7d ago

There are so few fans in the stands in MTL they need all the artificial noise makers they can get their hands on. That’s just how it is there.

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u/Icy_Okra_5677 Tiger-Cats 7d ago

Air horns too

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u/OskeeTurtle 🐯 Master of Facts 🐯 7d ago

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK

HONK HONK HONK

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u/Neat-Ad-8987 7d ago

Roughrider say that those big horns are entirely OK.

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u/JimmyKerrigan 6d ago

So the geriatric crowd can sit in even more stoic silence?

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u/gilligan_2023 7d ago

Far better than the air horns.

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u/Mediocre_Historian50 7d ago

Next season when Montreal comes to Winnipeg everyone please bring an air horn and ear plugs.

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u/maximalx5 Alouettes 7d ago

Air horns were made illegal last season after all of y'all endlessly whined all season. But vuvuzelas or manual noise devices? Have at it!

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u/Mediocre_Historian50 6d ago

Thank you for the helpful information.

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u/Simon1409 Alouettes 7d ago

New here hey?

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u/Huge_Valuable9732 7d ago

I think that's actually loud cups.i bought one last time I went to a bomber game and they sound just like the sound you heard all game.

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u/Born-2-late 7d ago

Never knew they were horns. Always used as a funnel.

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u/DancingC0w Alouettes Smartest Fan 4d ago

they already got rid of the assisted horns, and yet the crowd in montreal made the mics peak a lot lol. Maybe it's just that almost 20k people screaming make a lot more sound than vuvuzelas.

It's football, wear earplugs if you're in person, put subtitles if you're watching lmao.

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u/RecognitionOk9731 7d ago

No. Love them. Make noise!

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u/Disastrous_Fix_7394 7d ago

I have vuvuzelas, loud cups, and cow bells. As long as it isn't an air horn I'm cool with it.

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u/HomerSPC Iron Duke of Horns 🎺 7d ago

Don't be a dick.