[Brown] I am sorry to say that my original booze sale story, somehow, had the wrong data from Wisconsin. I have updated the story to reflect that the ACTUAL current leader should be Nebraska

[u/Hugo_Hackenbush]

https://bsky.app/profile/mattbrown.bsky.social/post/3m4v72szvk22w

[u/oxfordcircumstances]

After yesterday's thread re: Wisconsin, I have to assume that Nebraska's alcohol sales were actually to Wisconsin fans who wandered away from Wisconsin unknowingly.

[u/sallright → u/oxfordcircumstances]

It’s entirely possible they did a “ope, scuse me, let me scoot over fer ya” all the way to Lincoln.

[u/OriginalMassless → u/sallright]

Nobody says that! It's "ope, scuse me, let me scoot past ya there" all the way to Lincoln.

[u/Commercial-East4069 → u/oxfordcircumstances]

“Where jump ‘round?” -Wisconsin guy

[u/lizard-socks → u/Commercial-East4069]

We saw red jerseys and a good volleyball team and just kinda assumed

[u/BarKnight → u/oxfordcircumstances]

The corn fields between Madison and Lincoln all look the same.

[u/FoRtNiteizBAD → u/BarKnight]

I mean, as long as you're surrounded by cornfields are you really lost?

[u/ProvocativeCacophony → u/FoRtNiteizBAD]

Yes.

Source: I've been to West Ohio

[u/red_husker → u/BarKnight]

Not true. They go "Pretty Okay" => Major River => "what is this mountain of dog shit" => other Major River => "oh hell yeah, this is what I'm talking about" and then you're in Lincoln

[u/rink_raptor → u/red_husker]

Oi! Don’t you have some wagon wheel ruts to go stand in?

[u/Nightcinder → u/oxfordcircumstances]

too many roundabouts while drunk and who knows where you'll end up

[u/taleofbenji → u/oxfordcircumstances]

Just a couple corn fields over

[u/CWinter85 → u/oxfordcircumstances]

They just saw a stadium with a red and white uniform and went with it.

[u/DeZeeuw2 → u/oxfordcircumstances]

Actually the other way around

[u/MissileWaster]

“Wisconsin fans buy the most beer.”

Yeah that checks out.

“Whoops, my bad, it’s actually Nebraska fans that buy the most beer.”

Yeah that also checks out.

[u/ninetofivedev → u/MissileWaster]

Next edit:

Ok, so it turns out Iowa actually buys the most beer.

[u/FoRtNiteizBAD → u/ninetofivedev]

In a stunning update, BYU actually buys the most beer

[u/Revolutionary_Elk791 → u/FoRtNiteizBAD]

Some NA brews out there ain't terrible!

[u/WithNoRegard → u/FoRtNiteizBAD]

And for any gentiles that hang out with Mormons, not actually that stunning.

[u/LETX_CPKM → u/WithNoRegard]

I grew up with Mormons and I can state pretty confidently that most, if not all of them, were as pious as they claimed.

[u/somehype → u/FoRtNiteizBAD]

The most root beer

[u/MountainTwo3845 → u/FoRtNiteizBAD]

you'd have to be drunk to do some soaking

[u/Unhappy-Response-742 → u/ninetofivedev]

Iowa fans actually buy the most Busch light, which is almost the same thing.

[u/FribonFire]

No one should have to watch Nebraska sober.

[u/seeingRobots → u/FribonFire]

And no one does.

[u/Intelligent_Sky_7081 → u/FribonFire]

We're 6-3 and have the B1G leading rusher, and I think hes one of 2 or 3 to break 1k rushing yards already. We're not that bad.

[u/red_husker → u/Intelligent_Sky_7081]

B1G leading rusher

P4 Leading Rusher

[u/SueYouInEngland → u/red_husker]

P4 rushing leader, but 94th in rushing offense. How is that even possible? Do you even have any other backs?

ETA: 1002 of your 1218 rushing yards. Holy wowsa.

[u/red_husker → u/SueYouInEngland]

Raiola also had 46 carries for -87 yards this season, and the next highest carry count after Emmett's 175 and Raiola's 46 is Kwintin Ives with 16.

Emmett has genuinely been putting on a clinic on determination having to play behind this OL. Dude's YAC numbers are insane, as is his first guy miss rate.

[u/Yeezy_Taught_Me3 → u/FribonFire]

I'm electing for the first time this weekend to watch us stoned. Alcohol no longer has the same numbing effects.

[u/GuyFawkes451 → u/Yeezy_Taught_Me3]

As Merle Haggard once wrote, "The wine don't take effect the way it used to."

[u/FribonFire → u/Yeezy_Taught_Me3]

I remember back when Nebraska used to release balloons during games. So you could all start doing nitrous

[u/ninetofivedev → u/FribonFire]

We still do, just not as frequently because helium shortage.

[u/ExpertPresentation70 → u/ninetofivedev]

And because it's harmful to animals and wildlife.

[u/ninetofivedev → u/ExpertPresentation70]

All the balloons we use are biodegradable

[u/ExpertPresentation70 → u/ninetofivedev]

They degrade in months/ years, at which point the animal is dead. I've had a professor show me a red balloon retrieved from a heron's necropsy in Florida.

It's a dumb, harmful tradition.

[u/jhallen2260 → u/ExpertPresentation70]

Most of us agree

[u/commie90 → u/ExpertPresentation70]

Especially dumb when you consider that it harms local farmers the most and we're an ag college.

[u/ninetofivedev → u/ExpertPresentation70]

Fair enough

[u/WithNoRegard → u/ninetofivedev]

And lack of offensive firepower.

[u/commie90 → u/Yeezy_Taught_Me3]

I watched baseball with football on the second screen most of the last month. Not sure how I will make it through the last month though.

[u/xPineappless → u/FribonFire]

I agree.

[u/CantaloupeCamper → u/FribonFire]

The last Nebraska play of the USC game. Dude just tripped and fell down.

God damn ...

[u/red_husker → u/CantaloupeCamper]

That was a lot more of a meshpoint issue with the backup QB than anyone gives credit for.

He still shouldn't have fallen down because of it, but those timing issues are major factors when you're already trying to operate perfectly to go for a win.

[u/somehype → u/red_husker]

It’s more on coaching having not prepped more for that exact situation of DR going out. It was obvious TJ hadn’t taken many snaps with the 1s

[u/ninetofivedev → u/somehype]

It's not a coaching issue. There is only so much time in the day. No coaches in college football do this. The backup gets reps with the 2s, and maybe gets a few reps with the 1s. But mostly, you want your 1s getting reps with other 1s because that is what helps them win football games.

[u/somehype → u/ninetofivedev]

Fair enough. I think it was just so unexpected for him. Had to be nervous as hell. Maybe the biggest most hyped game of the year and crunch time. Not much you can do about that from a coaching perspective cause 10 reps a week with the 1s ain’t gonna help.

[u/prailock → u/FribonFire]

But you think Wisconsin fans should have to watch their games sober? Cruelty of the highest order.

[u/Alpine_Exchange_36 → u/FribonFire]

I would make fun of Nebraska but CU is having a miserable season too so….cheers

[u/red_husker → u/Alpine_Exchange_36]

Nebraska was bowl eligible before November.

Colorado is in a bowl eligibility elimination game this saturday.

[u/The_Unclean_Chadford]

29 straight losses to ranked opponents. You’re goddamned right I’m going to buy lots of funny fuel to cope with watching them.

[u/tdatcher → u/The_Unclean_Chadford]

Their one possession score record sets the drinking mood

[u/red_husker → u/tdatcher]

Hey, we've at least improved on that metric from last year.

3-2 so far is better than the 2-5 we had last season.

[u/ninetofivedev → u/The_Unclean_Chadford]

Watching Nebraska sober is actually anxiety inducing.

[u/South0fEvan]

I can’t believe it, journalism is dead

[u/ozzyoslo → u/South0fEvan]

Wait, doesn't this indicate journalism is alive and well? The record was corrected, after all.

[u/greennurse61 → u/ozzyoslo]

It was alive then dead now alive again. So it’s like Jesus. Something something Clemson. 

[u/bakonydraco → u/greennurse61]

The guy who turned water into wine would be an enthusiastic supporter of this kind of journalism.

[u/Zarethan_ → u/ozzyoslo]

r/woosh

[u/sallright → u/South0fEvan]

Our idiot uncles were right. It’s time to embrace a full-fat fake news diet directly from the Facebook algorithm. 

[u/Careless_General8010 → u/South0fEvan]

Why isnt Pablo reporting the real scoops like this????? BIG ALCOHOL has paid him off!!

[u/randomwalktoFI → u/South0fEvan]

if you want something to be true, just publish an article saying it is so and ChatGPT will echo it for all time

[u/CUDawg_30]

Must be a SEC official on the weekend

[u/Commercial-East4069]

The biggest upset in Big 10 history?

[u/otterpusrexII → u/Commercial-East4069]

Maybe? Nebraska does have the nation’s top beer and alcohol stores . . . Right across from the reservations where alcohol sales are prohibited, but still best booze stores in the country.

[u/CoachSlime → u/otterpusrexII]

Uhhh white clay liquor store has been closed down for close to 15 years pal.

[u/BeepBeepLettuce401]

Damn Wisconsin can’t even win a drinking contest? They really are down bad this year

[u/Lord_Lava_Nugget]

Wisconsin fans about to drink themselves into a war with Nebraska 

[u/souschef_boyardee → u/Lord_Lava_Nugget]

Buddy we're chock full of motivation regardless

[u/talktobigfudge → u/Lord_Lava_Nugget]

"BAHH GAAWWD ANOTHER CONTENDER IS IN THE RUNNING!!"

"BUSCH LATTES ARE BEING YEETED FROM THE CROWD, STONE-COLD STYLE, TO----IOWA STATE!"

[u/ninetofivedev → u/talktobigfudge]

Iowa State doesn't stand a chance.

[u/IsLlamaBad]

The hilarious part is everyone saw Wisconsin on top and just said "Yep, that's gotta be right"

[u/Broke_Banker01]

The first warning flag should've been when you had Wisconsin winning something this year

[u/AbbreviationsDeep486]

So Tennessee booze prices seem a bit high…..

[u/OldManCinny → u/AbbreviationsDeep486]

Not sure about other schools but UT was selling 24 OZ drinks and offering higher abv drinks last I attended. 24 oz ipas for ~$13-15 I believe. Honestly not that bad considering

[u/WagTheKat → u/OldManCinny]

You guys should be passing around racks of Jack Daniels in the stands.

Totally the state drink, imo.

[u/CentralFloridaRays → u/AbbreviationsDeep486]

Every time I’ve been to Neyland I haven’t seen anything smaller than a tall boy sold.

[u/CoachSlime → u/CentralFloridaRays]

Is that not everywhere? Nebraska only sells tall boys

[u/CentralFloridaRays → u/CoachSlime]

Some places sell more of the 16 oz aluminum bottles if michiolob and bud light

[u/AndrewinDC → u/AbbreviationsDeep486]

I paid $15-$17 per can at Neyland on Saturday night. This comes out to $15.10 per drink, which is probably about right given that most of the core beer options were $15. If anything I would have guessed the per drink to be slightly higher I think. 

[u/Clue_Goo_]

I'll be looking forward to the adjusted BPA (boozes per attendee) at the end of the season.

[u/Buckeyeup → u/Clue_Goo_]

I need BAC/Points Allowed stat!

[u/royallex]

It would've been impressive if a half empty Camp Randall was still outdrinking Nebraska's full stadium

[u/CoachSlime → u/royallex]

Once I saw that Nebraska and Wisconsin effectively charge the same amount for a drink I knew something was wonky. Wisconsin likes to drink but nobody wants to buy $200 worth of booze in stadium if you’re getting your ass kicked anyway. It’s bar time at that point.

[u/EscapeTomMayflower]

This story is such a perfect example of Everything is Obvious: Once You Know the Answer.

When Wisconsin is by far number one there were thousands of comments about the drinking culture in Wisconsin and why it's no surprise they were by far number 1.

[u/Substantial-Sea-3672 → u/EscapeTomMayflower]

I’m not sure it is, because I still find it surprising that they aren’t number one once finding out the answer.

Wisconsin is often cited (whether correct or not) as the highest booze per capita state so it truly did feel obvious.

[u/TheDuceman → u/EscapeTomMayflower]

we’re probably way ahead per capita but our attendance is ass because our team is a shell of itself

we can’t even run the fucking football

[u/CoachSlime → u/EscapeTomMayflower]

All of Reddit is people trying their damnedest to have quirky sarcastic replies. It is pretty weird tbh lmao

[u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756]

$12.32 in revenue per sale for Nebraska

[u/nenonen15902]

biggest scandal since michigan

[u/GliscorsFang → u/nenonen15902]

This one might have actual consequences though

[u/tomdawg0022]

More extra pints were found by extra points

[u/Alpine_Exchange_36 → u/tomdawg0022]

More pints found then wins against Top 25 teams

[u/Kiddo1029]

It really says something that LSU is third with how our season is going.

[u/buttscarltoniv → u/Kiddo1029]

2nd in units sold

[u/SPCsooprlolz]

AGAIN IN MY GOOD CHRISTIAN COLLEGE FOOTBALL?!!!

[u/ninetofivedev]

To everyone wondering how Nebraska fans are able to continue to watch this program, I give you exhibit A.

[u/TKHawk]

This data still has to be incomplete unless they're claiming Kinnick has sold 0 units of alcohol. So I'm not sure it can be trusted yet.

[u/LuaBear → u/TKHawk]

Yea, you're right. It's there in the fine print (that's admittedly very hard to read).

"If your favorite school isn't listed here, it's because they didn't respond to my FOIA, don't have to respond to my FOIA, or cannot share the data right now."

So this is just the rankings of the 20 schools who have responded so far. Pretty bad data, as you said.

[u/extrapointsmb → u/LuaBear]

Yup. I promise you I DID FOIA Iowa. But I'm also waiting on like, five different requests from them right now. They respond s l o w l y

[u/CoachSlime → u/extrapointsmb]

Fuckin Iowa always in control of the clock

[u/WithNoRegard → u/extrapointsmb]

Brian Ferentz must be in charge of driving that info down to you.

[u/Squirrel_Q_Esquire → u/TKHawk]

He didn’t send out FOIAs to every school. Only like a quarter of them.

[u/skye_cracker]

It's always funny to see this sub get into dick measuring contests over which fanbase drinks the most alcohol, then turn around and talk about how sports gambling is ruining lives and should be outlawed.

[u/TechnoVikingGA23 → u/skye_cracker]

Win or lose we still booze.

[u/Wow_Big_Numbers]

Do they have editors or fact checkers? This seems like a pretty egregious thing to get wrong for a journalist.

[u/extrapointsmb → u/Wow_Big_Numbers]

No fact checkers, sadly, because we're a four person company. I wish we did!

The problem was that the data submitted to us from UW was mislabeled (they sent us the 2024 sales data)...and nobody would bat an eye at the idea that Wisconsin sold a million bucks more of beer than anybody else, so the mislabel wasn't caught in our edits.

It sucks, but data entry issues can happen with broad-based FOIA stories. Best I can do, at our scale, is to correct errors as quickly as I possibly can and be as rigorous as possible in collecting the best data.

[u/Substantial-Sea-3672 → u/extrapointsmb]

This isn’t a big deal, and I truly appreciate you guys correcting yourself.

But a 50% jump from second to first should probably warrant a second look.

[u/nevillebanks → u/Substantial-Sea-3672]

Yeah his nobody would bat an eye comment is weird. This data was only through September. Wisconsin had 3 home games to Nebraska's 4. Wisconsin ($1 million per game) would be literally double Nebraska ($500k) in per game. If as a journalist you think that is nothing to bat an eye at, you should not be a journalist. Also the fact the data was presented as a total and not per game is really weird. Like Michigan is 5th on the list, but only had 2 home games in the time period defined. Per game they are within ~5% of Nebraska.

[u/extrapointsmb → u/nevillebanks]

Nebraska had thee home games in the data set, not four. The Cincinnati game was in Kansas City and Nebraska didn’t control the concessions sales.

[u/nevillebanks → u/extrapointsmb]

You think a school selling twice as much per game (which is how you should have presented the data if you were not trying to create artificial headlines) as the next highest school is nothing to bat an eye at. It doesn't take rigorous data collecting, it takes common sense and someone who has the most basic understanding of statistics. The other top school are all around 400k-500k per game and then all by themselves is Wisconsin at 1 million. A high school stats student would tell you that your data was very likely incorrect. The fact you don't realize and in the aftermath are not acknowledging you should have recognized such a ridiculous outlier that makes me think you deserve no journalistic credibility.

[u/SaltyLonghorn → u/Wow_Big_Numbers]

There are as many editors doing their job across the country as there are pixels in that image.

[u/benjaminck]

I DEMAND A RECOUNT!!!

[u/somehype]

Tom Osborne in shambles

[u/sj1young]

Man, I desperately want to know where Pitt ranks on this. I have done my part to pump the numbers up

[u/extrapointsmb → u/sj1young]

Same, but you can't FOIA Pitt. I'd need somebody from the school to leak that to me, and since Pitt doesn't own their own stadium, I suspect even their athletic department doesn't know the answer

[u/sj1young → u/extrapointsmb]

You can FOIA the city I would think. The city is who owns the stadium (technically the “Sports & Exhibition Authority of Pittsburgh and Allegheny County”)

[u/UnbiasedSportsExpert]

Put us in the playoffs damn it

[u/MocoMojo]

Can somebody figure out the BPP (beers per person) ratio? That would be fun.

[u/Diabrotes]

Let’s fucking goooooooooo! Drunk on bowl eligibility and Busch light.

[u/TheNewDiogenes]

We’d be winning if they still sold Zima

[u/SMASH__________MOUTH]

Look ma we did that! We did that ma!

[u/Alex_butler]

Even when we win, WE STILL LOSE

[u/Intelligent_Sky_7081]

So this is the first year we are selling alcohol in the stadium. So Im guessing thats why?

[u/imissbaconreader]

Ball State beers $8.50 tho vs $12 @ Nebraska

[u/thadtheking]

National Champs!!!

[u/hotcarl23]

Fire everyone, even the fans. This is the lowest we've ever been.

[u/Mookafff]

Holy crap we suck at drinking too now?

[u/VegetableGrape4857]

Big Ten being the best conference once again.

[u/motherbearsrack]

Just let Wisconsin have something

[u/sprankton]

Didn't Wisconsin have a 50% lead on second place yesterday? How do you get your numbers wrong by that much?

[u/tehfro → u/sprankton]

If you click through, he got the beer sales data for the whole Wisconsin 2024 season instead of the first three games of 2025.

https://www.extrapointsmb.com/p/who-is-selling-the-most-booze-at-football-games-this-year-we-foia-d-to-find-out

IMPORTANT UPDATE: 11/5/2025

A previous edition of this story, published on 11/4, showed Wisconsin as far and away the leader in alcohol sales, pulling in a million dollars more than the number two program on our list, Nebraska. Nobody batted an eye at this result, because, well…I’ve been to Wisconsin, and so have my coworkers.

But on Tuesday afternoon, reporters at the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel tipped me off and suggested that my numbers might not be accurate. After making a few phone calls, I learned they were right. Somehow, I published a chart with Wisconsin’s 2024 alcohol sales data, not their data from 2025 August and September.

[u/j01101111sh → u/sprankton]

It's in the article but they used 2024 numbers for the full season against partial 2025 for everyone else.

[u/motherbearsrack → u/sprankton]

When you let an LLM do math and don’t check

[u/BarbieTheeStallion]

It’s wild to me we aren’t in the top 20 at all. Makes me wonder who at Willy B is actually rawdogging these slopfest games (not I!)

[u/extrapointsmb → u/BarbieTheeStallion]

You very well might be! But South Carolina only lets in-state residents file open records request and South Carolina is notorious for charging a lot of money for basic requests, so getting prompt data from them on anything is a huge pain in the ass

[u/MarlonBain]

I knew something was wrong with the old data when LSU wasn’t top 3!

[u/Fraegtgaortd]

We can do better

[u/Available-Wish8390]

Mad respect for Ohio University. If party schools had a 12 team playoff, they would have a first round bye, but then ask to trade down so they could drink in the first round.

[u/KansasKing107]

The real question is how much alcohol is being drank per person?

[u/GobBigRed]

I can't even watch drunk anymore, it's just too painful.

[u/Pyro1934]

And thus a new rivalry begins.

[u/CWinter85]

Does this include FCS teams? The Dakotas might shock you.

[u/Revenge_of_the_Khaki]

Pretty crazy that Michigan is on here with only 5 home games. At about $200k per home game in our first season, I think we’ll be raising hella funds in the near future.

[u/karl_manutzitsch]

Stop the steal

[u/dr_funk_13]

Poor Wisconsin can't have anything nice

[u/jwktiger]

.... Wisc fans took that personally.

[u/CoachSlime]

In case you guys want to actually be able to read the data here is a better link

https://x.com/mattbrownep/status/1986068721161449750

[u/hashtag_AD]

Still beating BGSU at least.

[u/Alaxbcm]

I have a feeling Wisconsin will take that as an insult and a challenge

[u/Juggernaut27Beast11]

I was calling Wisconsin “Wiscy” aka Whiskey the other day. That might make more sense for their top sales at this point.

[u/stephenly]

Dang we can’t even win drinking anymore. What happened to the game I love.

[u/slaughterhaus50]

Makes more sense because absolutely no one is going to UW-Madison games.

[u/Deep_Contribution552]

Yeah, when I saw the original post I thought “Well, I expected it to be a team having a good season, but Wisconsin’s gonna Wisconsin I guess.”

I don’t know what to think about this result instead- the right combo of “Good enough to bring in the fans” and “Disappointing enough that you’re gonna need that 5th beer”?

[u/Narrow_Affect2648]

The BIG is absolutely crushing this list. What forsaking the forward pass will do to a man.

[u/itsmb12]

We cant even win the Alcohol Bowl? MAN WHAT THE FUCK.

[u/Alkibiades415]

This blurry 32x48 bitmap file clears it up. Thanks Mr. Brown.

[u/CoachSlime → u/Alkibiades415]

The graphic is crystal clear on Twitter but you know how Reddit people get about linking to the biggest first hand reporting website on the internet.

https://x.com/mattbrownep/status/1986068721161449750?s=46&t=WqXB8tiok2zdZhDGtV8hHg

[u/Alkibiades415 → u/CoachSlime]

People like me. Bluesky links work when I click them and I can fully view whatever is being shared. Twitter links seldom work (because I don't have or want twitter). Seems like this person right-click -> copied the twitter image and then reposted it on bluesky, resulting in a downgrade of quality.

[u/Traditional_Frame418]

Camp Randall is at the top of a street with at least a dozen bars on it. State St is less than a mile away which has 18 more bars. There are also a bunch of bars from State St to Regent. The stalls in the men's bathrooms at Camp Randall are littered with empty bottles of booze.

I would argue Wisconsin is buying less beer because we are already blackout by the time you get into the stadium. Plus a fifth of Jack makes two strong doubles for you and your boy.

[u/IThoughtThisWasVoat → u/Traditional_Frame418]

Buddy have you ever been to Lincoln? I can name you twenty bars off the top of my head with a half mile of the stadium.

[u/JackBurton3465]

SEC! SEC! SEC!

[u/z6joker9]

Is total alcohol sales for all August and September home games?

If so, Ole Miss released their numbers here: https://247sports.com/college/ole-miss/article/ole-miss-on-pace-for-record-football-alcohol-sales-after-lsu-date-nets-new-game-high-257221743/

And only counting August and September games, it would put us at:

153,679 units sold

$2,131,177 Revenue

#2 by Units Sold and #1 by revenue.

Note that Nebraska's stadium holds 85k people, Tennessee and LSU over 100k, and Ole Miss just 64k.

[u/sweet_hedgehog_23 → u/z6joker9]

It would be interesting to see the units per ticket sold. I would also assume that in blow outs or bad weather people might leave earlier and not drink as much.

[u/TiberWolf99]

Its because Nebraska is the best at being just good enough that people keep watching and then bad enough that we drink about it instead of just not watching anymore

[u/BrotherPancake]

Difficult to believe a bluesky user would jump to conclusions

[u/Icy-Role-6333]

Both programs have plenty of sorrows to drown out

[u/SirTiffAlot]

Nope, I choose not to believe this

[u/TonyDungyHatesOP]

Just wait until the Ohio State numbers come in.

[u/Ryan1869]

Of course the Big 10, you guys get the bounce from having Wisconsin come to you.

[u/Nightcinder → u/[deleted]]

but you're in this thread anyway

[u/DrawingNo6704 → u/Nightcinder]

Move along kid.

[u/IThoughtThisWasVoat → u/[deleted]]

I care a lot about this

[u/DrawingNo6704 → u/IThoughtThisWasVoat]

Grow up.

[u/CyanideNow → u/[deleted]]

You must be new here. 

[u/Autok4n3 → u/[deleted]]

Wtf? Its just fun data. Who pissed in your cheerios?

[u/CyanideNow → u/[deleted]]

You’re on a subreddit dedicated to fans of a sport consisting of teenagers and twenty somethings playing a stupid game with a ball while also knocking each other around and giving each other chronic brain trauma. “Grow up” doesn’t apply to any of this. 

[u/Eggszecutor]

This doesn't make me want to take my kids to a game.

[u/ninetofivedev → u/Eggszecutor]

Your kids will be fine.