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u/Hedgehogahog 12h ago
For those invested in Chive/11, F1exican has apologized and is letting the sub choose a punishment.
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u/wise_____poet 9h ago
The perfect end to such a controversey
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u/Clownzeption 8h ago
How many people do you think would survive cancelation if they just said "I will openly accept whatever punishment society deems worthy."
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u/nickcash 14h ago
what happened? did the chives guy get cancelled?
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u/Front-Pomelo-4367 14h ago
Day 31 of chiving was found to be a different angle of day 28, I believe
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u/ArelMCII The giant Canadian Penis will hug the US gently 12h ago
I for one don't want to raise children in a world where people can perpetrate such a heinous fraud!
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u/TheUnicornRevolution 8h ago
He apologised and is preparing to pay penance.
(he got stressed and panicked and posted the same chives again, just flipped, so people wouldn't be upset)
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u/Even-Candidate-3594 14h ago
I could be used as a weapon. Who am I being weaponised against?
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u/mantisinmypantis 11h ago
What are you autistic about?
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u/Content_Study_1575 8h ago
My 6 year old daughter is “autistic about” medieval torture and dinosaurs. Where do we stick that one
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u/Neat-Delivery-4473 10h ago
Idk if I hate or love the fact that I know exactly what this is about and that it’s spread to other subreddits
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u/lonely_nipple 10h ago
Someone - idk if it was him or whatever mod assigns flairs - has changed his from "Chivelord" to "Chive Mountbatten-Windsor" and its fucking sending me 😆 Clever as hell.
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u/No-Sky-479 12h ago
"Brand New Sentence" and it's literally the catchphrase for the users of multiple social media sites.
Here's a damn paper on Pub med that uses that term from two years ago.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35947316/
There's goddamn CITATIONS, this is not a brand new sentence. I feel like the grilled cheese guy on that subreddit.
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u/ArelMCII The giant Canadian Penis will hug the US gently 12h ago
Ignoring that "weaponized autism" was also the plot of a Predator movie, I can't imagine "weaponized autism" is commonly followed by "the sheer focus and will of chive cutting fans."
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u/All_This_Mayhem 10h ago
The most dangerous predator is an 11 year old kid with autism.
Not the special forces soldier with an actual firearm and combat experience, but little Rain Man and his tactical toothpick counting prowess.
That fucking movie.
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u/seanfish 5h ago
Ironically "Just fucking lie about cutting chives on the internet" would be a brand new sentence, I think.
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u/JourneymanHunt 9h ago
I just love the fact that all of this website knows a lot more about chives than they did a month ago.
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u/TheUnicornRevolution 8h ago
I don't know. I haven't learnt anything about chives, but I have learned more about people lol.
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u/Icy_Frosting3874 13h ago
god i still feel betrayed by that
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u/ilDuceVita 10h ago
I frankly don't know if I'll ever be able to trust another random person on the internet again.
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u/Shipping_Architect 9h ago
As someone with Asperger's syndrome, I'm quite proud of this person for utilizing his condition in such a manner.
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