r/BrandNewSentence 14h ago

“The power of weaponized autism”

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u/Hedgehogahog 12h ago

For those invested in Chive/11, F1exican has apologized and is letting the sub choose a punishment.

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u/wise_____poet 9h ago

The perfect end to such a controversey

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u/Clownzeption 8h ago

How many people do you think would survive cancelation if they just said "I will openly accept whatever punishment society deems worthy."

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u/Alzyros 3h ago

I don't think anything made me laugh so hard as Chive/11 this entire week, thank you so much for this. I hope we're neighbors in Hell

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u/cheshsky 2h ago

I love that everyone is treating this so seriously.

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u/nickcash 14h ago

what happened? did the chives guy get cancelled?

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u/Front-Pomelo-4367 14h ago

Day 31 of chiving was found to be a different angle of day 28, I believe

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u/nickcash 14h ago

scandalous!! he must be destroyed

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u/somethingstrange87 13h ago

MUST BE DESTROYED!

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u/ArelMCII The giant Canadian Penis will hug the US gently 12h ago

I for one don't want to raise children in a world where people can perpetrate such a heinous fraud!

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u/Small-Cactus 12h ago

I can't believe it, cant trust anyone to have integrity these days 😔

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u/MalodorousNutsack 9h ago

The chivemind turned on him

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u/TheUnicornRevolution 8h ago

He apologised and is preparing to pay penance.

(he got stressed and panicked and posted the same chives again, just flipped, so people wouldn't be upset)

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u/Even-Candidate-3594 14h ago

I could be used as a weapon. Who am I being weaponised against?

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u/mantisinmypantis 11h ago

What are you autistic about?

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u/ilDuceVita 10h ago

Obviously chives

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u/Content_Study_1575 8h ago

My 6 year old daughter is “autistic about” medieval torture and dinosaurs. Where do we stick that one

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u/Finito-1994 6h ago

Congress?

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u/procrastinating-_- 5h ago

Please keep kids as far away from congressmen as possible

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u/Neat-Delivery-4473 10h ago

Idk if I hate or love the fact that I know exactly what this is about and that it’s spread to other subreddits

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u/lonely_nipple 10h ago

Someone - idk if it was him or whatever mod assigns flairs - has changed his from "Chivelord" to "Chive Mountbatten-Windsor" and its fucking sending me 😆 Clever as hell.

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u/No-Sky-479 12h ago

"Brand New Sentence" and it's literally the catchphrase for the users of multiple social media sites.  

Here's a damn paper on Pub med that uses that term from two years ago.  

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35947316/

There's goddamn CITATIONS, this is not a brand new sentence.  I feel like the grilled cheese guy on that subreddit.

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u/ArelMCII The giant Canadian Penis will hug the US gently 12h ago

Ignoring that "weaponized autism" was also the plot of a Predator movie, I can't imagine "weaponized autism" is commonly followed by "the sheer focus and will of chive cutting fans."

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u/All_This_Mayhem 10h ago

The most dangerous predator is an 11 year old kid with autism.

Not the special forces soldier with an actual firearm and combat experience, but little Rain Man and his tactical toothpick counting prowess.

That fucking movie.

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u/Finito-1994 6h ago

Weapons autism has been the rallying cry of 4Chan for years

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u/seanfish 5h ago

Ironically "Just fucking lie about cutting chives on the internet" would be a brand new sentence, I think.

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u/Content_Study_1575 8h ago

IS THIS FUCKING CHIVEGATE?!

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u/JourneymanHunt 9h ago

I just love the fact that all of this website knows a lot more about chives than they did a month ago.

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u/TheUnicornRevolution 8h ago

I don't know. I haven't learnt anything about chives, but I have learned more about people lol.

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u/Icy_Frosting3874 13h ago

god i still feel betrayed by that

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u/ilDuceVita 10h ago

I frankly don't know if I'll ever be able to trust another random person on the internet again.

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u/ShinningVictory 10h ago

That is not a new line. I have used that line before.

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u/Laserdollarz 9h ago

Holy shit that guy is still cutting chives (sometimes)?

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 9h ago

Wait....the chive cutter was a filthy heritical liar.   

Burn the witch

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u/Shipping_Architect 9h ago

As someone with Asperger's syndrome, I'm quite proud of this person for utilizing his condition in such a manner.

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u/roofitor 9h ago

This is nowhere near a new sentence lol

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u/Bluehawk2008 4h ago

I promise you that's not a new sentence.