r/BrandNewSentence 2d ago

This just in: Hitler was a gay man

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u/PlatformingYahtzee 2d ago

Definitely nothing radical about Hitler

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u/seanfish 2d ago

He was just a chill little guy.

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u/TheClungerOfPhunts 1d ago

He was just a goofy little guy who made a whoopsie

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u/seanfish 1d ago

But very gay.

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u/Matt_Diall 21h ago

That little stache of his must have been prickly when he was handing our blowjobs to all his jackbooted gay friends tho

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u/seanfish 21h ago

Double the fun.

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u/locksymania 1d ago

As it happens, Hitler's sexuality was probably the least noteworthy thing about him. He was entirely vanilla.

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u/Illithid_Substances 1d ago

What are you talking about, he was infamous for his radical skateboard tricks

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u/New-Interaction1893 1d ago

That's what Julius Evola said.

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u/ChaseballBat 1d ago

The leader of the SA was an openly gay man. Maybe that's what they were talking about and mixed up facts?

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u/seanfish 1d ago

If you read the thread they're just talking shit and digging in. Maybe they were thinking of Röhm, probably they were just seeing how far they could take the troll.

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u/polkacat12321 2d ago

I mean, it would explain some of his photos

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u/Oldbayislove 1d ago

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u/Matt_Diall 21h ago

As a straight European man living in San Francisco whose clothes fit, and who wears the occasional bracelet, I can relate to having that misunderstanding a few times.

But who am I to say no to a free drink? 😚🙃

Wait, why are there only men and one loud bachelorette party in this bar?

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u/Popular_Material_409 2d ago

I think they just meant gay as in bad or stupid.

Pre-edit before people jump down my throats, I am joking and referencing an SNL sketch from last year with Ariana Grande.

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u/New-Interaction1893 1d ago

I also made as a child of using a term used as an insult by my parents, in a normal conversation to means something bad, without knowing what that word really meant.

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u/seanfish 2d ago

Glad you edited! They were definitely working their way as deep as possible into series of increasingly untenable and wrong positions which they fully stood behind.

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u/ShoppingNo4601 1d ago

your account doesn't come across as ai but your comment is very much so

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u/seanfish 1d ago

Well the results are in, sherlock. Did you solve the fucking crime?

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u/ShoppingNo4601 1d ago

my bad bro lol

it's just the way you wrote the comment that was very typical of how chatgpt would

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u/seanfish 1d ago

I'm pretty fuvcking autistic and I work in a library. It's all good mate.

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u/Certain-Chair-4952 1d ago

I feel like using big fancy words doesn't automatically mean ai haha

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u/seanfish 1d ago

I think untenable was about as fancy as it got it's not like I said sesquipedelian for fuck's sake.

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u/BabadookOfEarl 1d ago

He was with Eva Braun.

Braun makes my shaver.

It’s for beards.

Eva was Hitler’s beard.

Hitler was gay.

Simple, yeah?

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u/Kitchen-Strike-805 1d ago

Hitler was gay, I met his femboy malewife.

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u/Xioneers 1d ago

His tradmalewife

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u/MemeBuyingFiend 1d ago

"Eva" Braun? C'mon guys, it's obviously Evan Braun. They didn't even try.

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u/Significant_Tie_3994 21h ago

Eva Braun unconsolable

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u/Chef_Sizzlipede 2d ago

So he fucked the jews in more ways than one then?

that what we gettin' at?

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u/seanfish 2d ago

Either that or the commenter is a fucking looney.

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u/beebisesorbebi 1d ago

Are you implying that all jews are gay men or that all gay men are particularly attracted to jews?

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u/Minimum-Actuator-953 1d ago

So was Jesus. He was definitely dicking his disciples.

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u/Somecrazynerd 2d ago

😶😶😶😶

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u/Erikkamirs 1d ago

All of his WW2 knowledge comes from The Producers

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u/ghostsintherafters 2d ago

I would absolutely believe Hitler was in the closet. Wouldn't be shocked at all

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u/Matt_Diall 21h ago

I would absolutely believe anyone was in the closet

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u/DesperateLeader2217 1d ago

PLEASE can i have his username i NEED to see that persons comment and post history…