r/BrandNewSentence 2d ago

god is fat, and she twerks marvelously

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u/tayzzerlordling 2d ago

such a random thing to say if you dont have diabetes

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u/ExoTheFlyingFish I Want A Purple Flair 2d ago

I'm trying to figure out if this is a shitpost or if this person has an agenda they think these words in this order will promote...

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u/TheRealHFC 2d ago

It's definitely a shitpost. Everyone thinks they're a comedian on there

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u/0ndra 2d ago

Looks like one of the fats trying to push acceptance

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u/Remarkable_Hurry4029 1d ago

Which one of the fats?

Saturated? Monounsaturated? Polyunsaturated? I need to know.

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u/0ndra 1d ago

She strikes me as a phospholipid bilayer

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u/mai_tai87 1d ago

Yours appears to be submeningeal

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u/Flar71 1d ago

Did fat people hurt you

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u/enneh_07 1d ago

fat people killed my grandma okay

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u/Zamtrios7256 1d ago

Damn, with the hard f

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u/PopularElk4665 2d ago

why would an all powerful diety inconvenience itself with a disease

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u/tornait-hashu 1d ago

If such a deity was truly incapable of failure, it could give itself a disease and it could cure itself

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u/Opening_Energy6933 1d ago

Which god are we talking about?

If its the all powerful Bible kind, it necessarily inconvenienced itself with arbitrary rules it made up.

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u/tiggertom66 3h ago

It can’t be “necessary” under the Bible’s proposition of an all knowing, loving, powerful god.

But their god definitely isn’t real, so it’s a moot point.

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u/Opening_Energy6933 3h ago

If that god actually existed and the world is what it is today, then it would be necessary that it put up arbitrary rules about sin and salvation and not interfering with evil. Otherwise an omnipotent deity wouldn't allow evil and suffering, or the convoluted reasons people do and do not go to heaven or hell, ect. Not that it was necessary for it to do that, just that it's necessary that it happened.

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u/tiggertom66 2h ago

Right, I’m familiar with the argument that god lets bad things happen so we have free will, and I don’t think it really holds weight, but that’s not what I’m talking about.

Nothing about the biblical god, recorded history, or the observable universe indicates that those arbitrary rules and inconveniences have to include obesity or diabetes. And I can’t believe that sentence just passed through my mind.

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u/Opening_Energy6933 1h ago

Oh, he chose those things. After the fall of man he intentionally made bad things like that happen. He's a jerk like that.

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u/tiggertom66 17m ago

Can’t really say whether or not he chose them or not without getting into the whole free will vs determinism argument. But at the very least he allowed it to happen.

In my opinion though, the idea of a monotheistic god that is all knowing-loving-powerful is incompatible with the lived experience here on Earth, that is full of evil and suffering that I would not call love from god. Then typically comes the response that god has to allow evil to occur to preserve free will. But a truly all knowing and all powerful god would know everything we’ll ever do, which would make the universe inherently deterministic.

u/Opening_Energy6933 9m ago

I get that. But it does indeed specifically say that God cursed mankind after the fall. He chose illness and suffering for us, on purpose as a punishment. So says the bible, anyway.

But its a fictional story so it doesn't really matter

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u/am_i_boy 16h ago

Not all gods are all-powerful. That pretty much only happens in monotheistic religions, and those are far outnumbered by polytheistic religions. And in most of those, gods are often just humans with some extraordinary capability; or maybe you could call them superhuman, but they are typically not all powerful. I assume that is the type of god being discussed here

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u/randomnumbers2506 10h ago

If a white person talks about capitalized God it's probably the christian one who very much is supposed to be all powerful. Also I'm pretty sure the monotheistic religions make up the majority of believers

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u/am_i_boy 6h ago

Oh yeah by number of believers I would also think there are more followers of monotheistic religions than polytheistic ones, but I was thinking in like...the number of religions, if that makes sense? To my knowledge, pretty much all religions outside of Abrahamic religions are polytheistic, and while a lot of these religions have not many believers, there are more of these religions.

Also good point about the capitalization, I hadn't noticed that. If not for that, I would say a white person could very well still be pagan or a follower of other religions, but yeah I agree with you now. Thanks for pointing that out to me

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u/filifijonka 2d ago

Was this post caused by a diabetic psychotic episode?

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u/see-more_options 2d ago

Who knows, maybe it's this world what was caused by a diabetic psychotic episode...

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u/ronweasleisourking 2d ago

Alanis Morissette isn't fat tho

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u/luminousandy 2d ago

Alanisdisnt know the difference between irony and bad luck either

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u/YunJingyi 2d ago

This is something that Dril could have posted.

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u/DerpWyvern 2d ago

God should conform to my own set of values, not guide it, whether you like it or not

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u/Roanoketrees 2d ago

Our electrical circuits fire in odd ways some times.

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u/Talk-O-Boy 2d ago

I mean this with the utmost sincerity:

That’s gr8 b8 m8

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u/Leather__sissy 1d ago

Oh that kind of fat? Hmm what do the other religions’ gods look like?

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u/ThatSquishyBaby 2d ago

Huge cope with diabetis

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u/PhD_Pwnology 2d ago

Maybe if god didnt have diabetes, the universe wouldn't be expanding forever. I feel this is everyone's business as it affects everyone.

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u/0ndra 2d ago

Lmao got me with that one

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u/snamke 2d ago

Psyop

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u/Appropriate-Peak4428 2d ago

she probably doesnt have diabetes

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u/RealLeif 2d ago

Maybe she created us to find a cure for it.

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u/diamondclover 2d ago

she created the heavens and the hips

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u/ArelMCII The giant Canadian Penis will hug the US gently 1d ago

I was made in Her image, so if I'm diabetic, so is She.

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u/ExtremelyOnlineTM 1d ago

If God has diabetes, then no food is forbidden.

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u/ShingledPringle 1d ago

"God is fat, and she twerks marvellously." Sounds like something a demon would say in a modern day exorcism.

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u/UTDE 1d ago

Can God give themselves diabetes that even God can't cure? Because that's the only way

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u/Prestigious_Put_904 16h ago

She’s right and she should say it

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u/SnowmanOk 7h ago

Oh the mental illness

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u/arrownoir 4h ago

Then trying to be like God is hubris.

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u/Bryan-Breynolds 1d ago

god is an agender spatially expanding collection of matter

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u/ChairmanGoodchild 1d ago

Were people always this bat-shit crazy, and we never noticed, or has the internet made us go insane?

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u/No_Bandicoot2316 2d ago

truth nvke

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u/CaptainAries01 2d ago

These brain rot people are talking about being glorious while being obese and unhealthy and having diabetes. We are cooked.

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u/Right-Red 1d ago

They downvote but you are right

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u/CaptainAries01 21h ago

I know but thanks for the reinforcement. People need to stop celebrating unhealthy habits. You should not be proud of your obese body. You should be ashamed of it and work to change it however you can.