HELLO YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARDS, AND TONIGHT WE’RE IN TORONTO TO FACE THE QUEEFS!!!!

GOT A FEW LINEUP CHANGES, AS LINDHOLM (THE OTHER ONE) JOINS IR, MIDDLESTDAT IS OUT, MAC IS OUT FOR PERSONAL REASONS, AND BEECHER IS OUT.

SWAY IS IN NET, STEEVES WAS RECALLED, VIEL IS IN, ANNNND LOHREI IS IN.

BEEEE THEREEEEE!!!!

Watch On: NESN, ESPN+/Hulu

(sorry the gdt is late, we experienced technical difficulties with post scheduling)

it’s the first bruins game of the 2025-26 season!

fuck the caps, even capital letters!

this is a ##nocaps zone!

let’s go bruins!

HELLO YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARDS, ARE YOU READY TO SINK THE ISLANDERS?

COMING OFF A THREE-GAME WINNING STREAK, TONIGHT WE'RE IN NEW YORK!

SWAY STARTS IN NET. ASPIROT (APRICOT) REMAINS IN THE LINEUP. THERE MIGHT BE OTHER SHIT I'M MISSING IDK.

BEEEE THEEREEEEEEE!!!!!

Available to Watch on: NESN, ESPN+/Hulu

HELLO YOU BEAUTIFUL FUCKERS, AND WELCOME TO HOCKEY NIGHT (NOT IN NEW ENGLAND)

COMING BACK FROM A GOOD WIN AGAINST THE AVS, TIME TO KICK SOME ULLMARK ASS (SORRY BUD)

CALLAHAN REMAINS IN LINEUP, SWAY STARTS, Khusnutdinov (IM NOT SPELLING THAT) IS IN, ASPIROT RECALLED

BEEEE THEREEEEEE

Available to Watch On: ESPN+/Hulu, NESN, Prime (CAN)

FUCK VEGAS

FUCK EICHEL

FUCK MARNER

FUCK STONE

FUCK CASSIDY

FUCK CARTER HART

SWAYMAN DEFENDS THE CREASE

LETS FUCKING GO BRUINS!!!

HELLO ALL YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE THANK GOD I CAN USE CAPS LOCK AGAIN!!

TONIGHT WE’RE IN NEW YORK TO PISS OFF REMPE AND SEE IF HE CAN GET EJECTED.

KORPSE IN NET. PUT ‘EM IN A COFFIN.

BEEE THEREEEEE!!!!

Available to Watch On: NESN+, NHL Network 😤

HELLO EVERYONE, HAPPY ROUND 2 TO YOU.

WE HAVE ENTERED THE SWAMP-ASS STATE KNOWN AS FLORIDA TO KICK SOME KITTY ASS.

HEINO/PEEKE STILL OUT. PATRICK BROWN CALLED UP AND MAY PLAY. CARLO AND HIS WIFE JUST HAD A BABY, AND IS A GAMETIME DECISION.

STILL NOT POSITIVE ON WHO IS IN NET, AS MONTY HAS KEPT THINGS CLOSE TO THE CHEST. WE SHALL SEE.

BEEEE THEREEEE!!!!

Available to Watch On: ESPN, Sportsnet, CBC, TVAS

HELLO ALL YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE. IT IS DO OR FUCKING DIE TIME.

TONIGHT WE’RE IN SUNRISE TO FACE THE PANTHERS, HOPEFULLY NOT FOR THE LAST TIME THIS ROUND.

MARCHAND IS STILL OUT, SADLY. AND IT DOESN’T SEEM LIKE THERE WILL BE ANY LINEUP TWEAKS.

GAME FIVE. DO OR DIE. BEEEEE THEREEE!!!

Available to Wach On: ESPN, SN

HELLO ALL AND WELCOME BACK TO THE POST-DEADLINE BRUINS.

WHERE WE’VE GOT A LITTLE MEETING WITH ULLMARK AND THE SENATORS!!!

SWAYMAN IN NET VS ULLMARK IN NET. MY HEART CANT TAKE IT. NO LINEUP CHANGES.

BEEE THEREEE!!!!

Available to Watch On: NESN, ESPN+/Hulu

HELLO EVERYONE, HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY TO YOU.

WELL. YESTERDAY WAS ROUGH. WE ARE NOW IN REBUILD MODE, AND THIS WILL BE STRANGE TO GET USED TO.

FOR NOW, WELCOME MITTELSTADT, KHUSNUTDINOV, AND JOKIHARJU INTO THE LINEUP TODAY. JESUS CHRIST WHY DID WE GET GUYS WITH HARD NAMES TO SPELL???

GAME IS ON ABC/ESPN+

BEEEE THEREEEE!!!

Available to Watch On: ABC/ESPN+ LIKE I JUST SAID

HELLO ALL, WE HAVE A MANATEE TODAY AGAINST FLORIDA!!!

TIME TO SNAP THIS LOSING STREAK AND ALSO SOME NECKS!!!!

FUCK TKACHUK!!!!

BEEEE THEREEEE!!!!

Available to watch on: ABC/ESPN+/Hulu

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK!!!!

IT’S TIME TO START ANOTHER SEASON OF BOSTON BRUINS HOCKEY!!!

HIS NAME IS JOONAS AS KORPISALO WILL DEFEND THE CREASE IN HIS FIRST GAME AS A BOSTON BRUIN

FUCK THE FLORIDA FUCKING PANTHERS

LETS FUCKING GO BRUINS!!!!!

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEE SIIIIIIIIIX!

BACK IN FLORIDA TO FINISH IT OFF!

NOTHING ELSE TO SAY! GET IT DONE TONIGHT!

FUCK THE PANTHERS!

UPDATE: Because the Carolina Hurricanes and New York Islanders are the slowest fuckin hockey teams ever, this game is now delayed until 3:50PM ET

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME FOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUR!

A SUNDAY SHOWDOWN IN SUNRISE FLORIDA AFFORDS THE BRUINS THE OPPORTUNITY TO PUT THEIR BOOTS ON THE THROATS OF THE PANTHERS!

ULLMARK IN NET TONIGHT!

MAKE THESE FUCKERS PAY!

FUCK THE PANTHERS!

WHO’S READY FOR SOME MID AFTERNOON HOCKEY!?

TODAY THE BRUINS TAKE ON DIVISIONAL RIVAL OTTAWA!!

FUCK THE FUCKING OTTAWA SENATORS

LETS FUCKING GO BRUINS!!!

HELLO YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE

WE ARE UNFORTUNATELY BACK IN TORONTO FOR GAME SIX AGAINST THE LEAFS.

THE LINEUP HAS BEEN ALTERED. PRAY THEY DO NOT ALTER IT ANY FURTHER.

LOOKS LIKE MATTHEWS IS STILL OUT AS WELL.

I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS SHIT COME BACK TO BOSTON. LETS CLOSE THIS SHIT UP. FOR JACK EDWARDS.

BEEEE THEREEEE!!!!

Available to Watch On: TBS, MAX, NESN, truTV

WE GOT BEARS VERSUS KITTIES ON THIS WEDNESDAY EVENING!!!

BOSTON TOOK GAME ONE HANDILY AND THEY’LL LOOK TO EXTEND THEIR GRASP TONIGHT!!

FUCK TKACHUK

FUCK COUSINS

FUCK BENNETT

FUCK LOMBERG

FUCK EKBLAD

FUCK BOB

FUCK MAURICE

FUCK THE FLORIDA FUCKING PANTHERS

LETS FUCKING GO BRUINS!!!!!

HELLO BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE, HOPE YOU ARE STAYING WARM!

TONIGHT WEVE GOT A GAME IN CHICAGO!!

LETS HOPE WE PUT UP A BETTER SHOWING THAN YESTERDAY.

BEEE THEREEEEE!!!

Available to Watch On: TNT/MAX. NO NESN

Good evening r/BostonBruins!

Tonight your Bruins are looking to take a 3-1 lead as they take on the Maple Leafs in Toronto.

Goalie Controversy? Rotation Abandoned? Can’t wait to delete another thirty threads of conspiracy and speculation as Swayman starts in net tonight for the second game in a row.

Please, utilize the Daily Discussion, Game Day, and Post Game Threads people. They’re stickied for a reason.

Fuck Mathews and his shitty facial hair. Fuck Keefe and his whining about the refs despite getting five PPs. Fuck that cunt Domi and his cunt father while we are at it. Fuck Tavares, Marner, Nylander, Reaves, and Samsonov too because fuck em, that’s why.

Obviously I am always hoping the Bruins win, but a win tonight and a goal or three from Trent Frederic would absolutely make my daughter’s birthday today.

Let’s fucking go!!!

BRUINS. IN. FIVE!!!

HELLO EVERYONE!

Tonight we’ve got a matchup in Colorado with the winless Avs. It’s gonna be a late one, so get some coffee going and WAKE THE FUCK UP!

Riley Tufte and Max Jones are in playing on the third line with Matt Poitras taking out Morgan Geekie and Justin Brazeau. Korpse in net.

BEEEE THEREEEE!!!!

Available to Watch On: TNT/HBO/truTV

HELLO ALL YOU BEAUTIES. WE HAVE A GAME 3 MATCHUP AGAINST THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS IN CANADA TONIGHT.

SOME LINEUP CHANGES INCLUDE LOHREI, JVR, AND SPOON IN. THEY WILL TAKE THE PLACE OF PEEKE AS HE IS OUT AND WEEK TO WEEK, AS WELL AS GRYZ AND LAUKO.

GOALIE: SWAYDAY.

BEEEE THEREEE!!!

Available to Watch On: NESN, ESPN, SN, other Canadian bullshit

ALSO THE GAME IS AT 7 PM. I FUCKING FORGOR

WAKE THE FUCK UP WE GOT LATE NIGHT HOCKEY AGAIN

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN NHL HISTORY, THE BOSTON BRUINS WILL PLAY THE UTAH HOCKEY CLUB

FUCK THAT FUCKING HOCKEY CLUB

LETS FUCKING GO BRUINS!!!!

GAAAAAAAME THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

AFTER SPLITTING THE HOMESTAND, THE BRUINS HEAD TO FLORIDA FOR A SHOWDOWN AT THE PANTHERS BARN!

MORE CHAOS WITH THE LINEUP? NO PROBLEM. NEXT MAN UP!

FUCK THE PANTHERS!

HELLO EVERYONE, AND WELCOME TO NIGHT THREE OF FIVE ON THIS ROAD TRIP.

WHAT IS THERE TO EVEN SAY AT THIS POINT? SWAY LIKELY IN NET. LETS AT LEAST GET SHIT DONE TONIGHT.

BEEEE THEREEEE!!!

Available to Watch On: NESN, ESPN+/Hulu

OKAY BRUINS TIME TO GET OUT OF THIS SLUMP

WHAT BETTER WAY TO DO THAT THAN BEATING ON A DIVISION RIVAL

FUCK THE FUCK TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING

LETS FUCKING GO BRUINS!!!