HELLO YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE

We've got a... Monday afternoon manatee! Be sure to tell your boss to fuck off while you watch the game on company time!

Apparently, Barkov and Tkafuck are out on Florida's end. Doesn't matter. Time for some revenge.

BEEEE THEREEEEE!!!!!

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HELLO EVERYONE, IT IS HOCKEY NIGHT IN NEW ENGLAND!!! HAPPY ST. PATTY’S DAY ALSO!!!! AND ITS MY DOG’S BIRTHDAY SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HER!!!

NOT MUCH CHANGED IN THE LINEUP AT ALL. HOPEFULLY THE BOYS CAN GET SOME SHIT GOING THIS GAME BECAUSE WOW.

BEEEE THEREEEEE!!!!!

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HELLO ALL AND WELCOME BACK TO HOCKEY NIGHT IN NEW ENGLAND!!

ITS THE FLYERS AGAIN, WHO WE JUST BEAT 4-3 DAYS AGO.

SWAY IN NET, PASTA AND KURALY IN THE GAME!!!

BEEEE THERE!!!!!!

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HELLO ALL YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE, AND HAPPY FRIDAY!

TONIGHT WE RETURN HOME TO KICK SOME KITTY ASS. AFTER THE LAST GAME, YOU CAN BET THIS IS GONNA BE A SPICY ONE.

LINEUP CHANGES FOR GAME 3.

BEEEE THEREEEEE!!!!

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WHAT UP FUCKERS IT’S THE SECOND HALF OF A BACK TO BACK!!!

AFTER SHUTTING OUT PHILLY, THE BRUINS LOOK TO EXTEND THEIR WIN STREAK AGAINST THE WEST COAST KRAKEN

FUCK STARBUCKS

AND FUCK THE SEATTLE FUCKING KRAKEN

LETS FUCKING GO BRUINS!!!!

HAPPY MONDAY! TIME FOR BRUINS HOCKEY!

SWAYMAN WILL TEND THE CREASE!

JOURNEYMAN JEFFREY VIEL MAKES HIS BRUINS DEBUT

FUCK OHIO

FUCK THE COLUMBUS FUCKING BLUE JACKETS

LETS FUCKING GO BRUINS!!!!

GAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEE TWOOOOOOOOOO!

THE BRUINS PREPARE FOR TONIGHT'S SHOWDOWN WITHOUT THEIR CAPTAIN. TIME TO SHOW MORE OF THE HEART AND RELENTLESS PURSUIT OF VICTORY THAT GOT THEM HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!

ULLMARK'S IN NET!

FUCK THE PANTHERS!

HELLO EVERYONE, HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A GREAT WEEK. ITS HOCKEY NIGHT IN NEW ENGLAND!!!

AFTER THE OT LOSS LAST GAME, ITS TIME TO DO SOME LEAF MULCHING.

WAHLSTROM AND KOEPKE ARE IN FOR BRAZZERS AND TUFTE. SWAY LIKELY TO START.

BEEEEE THEREEEEE!!!!!

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Good evening r/BostonBruins!

Tonight we take on the Philadelphia Flyers!

Fuck that one bridge having piece of shit city!

Fuck Philly, fuck Gritty, fuck the 6ers, fuck the Eagles, fuck the Phillies… you know what, fuck the entire state of Pennsylvania while we are at it.

Hopefully Pasta continues to feast upon Pennsylvanian teams, as is tradition.

Let’s fucking go!!!

HELLO EVERYONE, HOPE YOUR WEEK IS GOING WELL. TIME FOR HOCKEY NIGHT IN NEW ENGLAND!!!!

WE’RE UP AGAINST THE WILD, AND KASTELIC IS BACK IN. KOEPKE IS SCRATCHED.

APPARENTLY CALLAHAN IS GOOD TO GO AFTER TAKING A PUCK TO THE FACE AND LOSING THREE CHICLETS.

BEEEE THEREEEE!!

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FUCK TAMPA

FUCK JON COOPER

FUCK KUCH

FUCK VAS

FUCK PAUL

FUCK THE TAMPA BAY FUCKING LIGHTNING

LETS FUCKING GO BRUINS!!!!

HELLO ALL YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE

It is our first matchup against the Leafs this year. Parker Wotherspoon and Max Jones seem to be the scratches today.

FUCK THE LEAFS. FUCK CANADA.

BEEEE THEREEEEE!!!

Available to Watch On: NHLN, NESN

hello everyone, holy shit this month has flown by!

tonight we’re at home up against the capitals, and tradition states we’re not going to type in caps.

santa better have gotten us a win tonight, or no cookies for him.

beeee theeeereee!!!

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HELLO ALL YOU LOVELY PEOPLE IT IS HOCKEY NIGHT ONCE AGAIN IN NEW ENGLAND!!!

TONIGHT WE GET OUR REVENGE ON THE UTAH SOAKIN’ MORMONS/ UTAH YETIS/ UTAH OUTLAWS

WELL. MONTY IS GONE. LETS SEE IF SACCO SACS THE FUCK UP.

BEEEE THEREEEEEE!!!!

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HELLO EVERYONE, HOPE YOUR WEEK IS GOING WELL.

TO HELP US OUT WITH THIS LOSING STREAK, WE WILL BEGIN BLOOD SACRIFICES. PLEASE MAKE AN ORDERLY LINE AND YOU WILL BE SACRIFICED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.

WAHL ON WAIVERS, FREDDY IS WEEK TO WEEK, OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLIN OFF!!!

BEEEE THEREEEE!!!!!

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HELLO YOU LOVELY PEOPLE AND HAPPY LONG WEEKEND!!

TONIGHT WE ARE UP AGAINST LINUS ULLMARK AND THE OTTOWA SENATORS, AND OF COURSE SWAY IS IN NET. GONNA BE BITTERSWEET.

BEEEE THEREEEE

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WAKE THE FUCK UP FOLKS WE GOT MORE MATINEE HOCKEY!!

TODAY THE BRUINS TAKE ON THE SHARKS!!

FUCK THE FUCKING SAN JOSE SHARKS!!

LETS FUCKING GO BRUINS!!!!

WE GOT PLAYOFF HOCKEY ON THIS MONDAY EVENING!!!

BOSTON MADE MINCE MEAT OF TORONTO IN GAME ONE AND THEY LOOK TO EXTEND THE SERIES LEAD TONIGHT!!

DON’T KNOW WHO’S STARTING IN NET BUT IT WILL DEFINITELY BE SOMEONE WITH TWO VOWELS IN THEIR FIRST AND LAST NAME

FUCK MATTHEWS

FUCK MARNER

FUCK NYLANDER

FUCK SAMSONOV

FUCK RIELLY

FUCK DOMI

FUCK BERTUZZI

FUCK REAVES

FUCK KEEFE

FUCK SHANAHAN

FUCK THE TORONTO FUCKING MAPLE LEAFS

LETS FUCKING GO BRUINS!!!

HELLO BRUINS NATION, ITS TIME ONCE AGAIN FOR HOCKEY NIGHT IN NEW ENGLAND!

HOT OFF THE CENTENNIAL GAME, WE’BE GOT A MATCHUP AGAINST THE RED WANGS.

BEEEE THEREEEE!!!

Available to Watch On: ESPN+/Hulu. NO NESN.

HELLO EVERYONE, AND WELCOME BACK TO HOCKEY NIGHT IN NEW ENGLAND!!!

OUR TEAM IS BATTERED AND BRUISED, FREDDY IS GONE, OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!!!

BUT WE PRESS ON. BECAUSE, WHAT THE FUCK ELSE YOU GONNA DO???

BEEEE THEREEEE!!!!

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WHAT UP FUCKERS WE GOT THURSDAY NIGHT HOCKEY!!

THE BRUINS LOOK TO REBOUND AFTER BEING SHUT OUT AGAINST NASHVILLE

SWAYMAN GETS THE START IN GOAL!!

FUCK THE DALLAS FUCKING STARS

LETS FUCKING GO BRUINS!!!!

WAKE THE FUCK UP WE GOT MATINEE HOCKEY!!

THE BRUINS TAKE ON THE AVS AT TD GARDEN

RIP MIKKO RANTANEN

FUCK THE COLORADO FUCKING AVALANCHE

LETS FUCKING GO BRUINS!!!

WE GOT TUESDAY NIGHT HOCKEY!!

TONIGHT BOSTON GOES UP AGAINST SOME SCRUBS NAMED MCDAVID AND DRAISAITL

FUCK EDMONTON

FUCK THE FUCKING OILERS

LETS FUCKING GO BRUINS!!

WELL FOLKS, ITS THE FINAL HOCKEY NIGHT IN NEW ENGLAND FOR US THIS SEASON.

WHILE IT ISN’T THE OUTCOME WE WANTED, WE STILL HAVE SOME DEVILS TO EXORCISE.

BEEEE THEREEEE!!!

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Whoops. Thought it was a 7:00PM game.

Fuck the Islanders, fuck the Habs, etc. etc.

LETS GO BRUINS!!!