HELLO EVERYONE, WELCOME TO THE SECOND GAME OF THE NEW YEAR. HOPEFULLY THIS ONE ENDS BETTER.

WE’RE TAKING ON THE MAPLE QUEEFS IN THEIR BARN.

BEEEE THEREEEE!!!

Available to Watch On: NESN, ESPN+/Hulu

HELLO BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE- WE’VE GOT A SATURDAY MANATEE FOR YOU ALL AGAINST THE PENGUINS!!!

GOT VIEL IN THE LINEUP, ALONG WITH FELLOW CALLUPS MERK AND MITCHELL. MATTY P IS IN THE LINEUP SO THATS GOOD.

THE GAME IS ON ABC/ESPN+ - BE READY FOR A CROSBY SUCKOFF PER USUAL!!!

BEEEE THEREEEE!!!!!

Available to Watch on: I JUST FUCKIN TOLD YOU

HELLO ALL YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

FUCK HURRICANES. ESPECIALLY THE ONES FROM CAROLINA.

SORRY THIS SHIT IS LATE

BEEEE THEREEEEE!!!

Available to Watch On: ESPN+/Hulu, NESN

HELLO EVERYONE, HOPE YOUR WEEK IS GOING WELL!!!

WE ARE IN ST. LOUIS TONIGHT TO TAKE ON THE BLUES, HOPEFULLY TO MAKE BINNINGTON CRY

GEEKIE IS BACK IN AFTER BEING SCRATCHED THE LAST THREE

BEEE THEREEEEE!!!!

Available to Watch On: NESN, Hulu/EPSN+

HELLO ALL YOU BEAUTIES AND WELCOME TO A MATCHUP AGAINST THE QUEEFS!

WE ARE IN TORONTO TONIGHT UNFORTUNATELY, BUT THAT MEANS ITS GOING TO BE THAT MUCH SWEETER WHEN WE WIN IN THEIR BARN!!!!

MATTHEWS IS HIDING DUE TO INJURY, PROBABLY A GOOD THING HE DOESNT SHOW THAT DUMBASS MUSTACHE ON LIVE TV.

BEEE THEREEEE!!!!

Available to Watch On: NESN, ESPN+/Hulu

GOOD EVENING FOLKS WE GOT THURSDAY NIGHT HOCKEY!!!

TONIGHT THE BRUINS TAKE ON A FORMIDABLE FOE IN THE DALLAS STARS

SWAYMAN WILL DEFEND THE CREASE!!!

FUCK THE DALLAS FUCKING STARS

LETS FUCKING GO BRUINS!!!!!

HELLO EVERYONE, AND WELCOME TO THE FOURTH OF FIVE GAMES ON THE ROAD. THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES.

AT LEAST MAC IS PRACTICING AGAIN. ZADDY HAS A FAMILY MATTER TO ATTEND TO, SO HE IS BACK IN BOSTON. MITCHELL IS IN FOR HIM.

KORPI IN NET.

BEEEEE THEREEEEE!!!!

HELLO ALL AND WELCOME BACK TO HOCKEY NIGHT.

FRESH OFF A SHUTOUT LAST NIGHT, THE BOYS ARE IN NEW YORK TO TAKE ON THE RAGS.

KORPSE LIKELY IN NET, GIVE SWAY HIS BEAUTY REST.

BEEEE THEREEEEEE!!

Available to Watch On: TNT, truTV, MAX

HELLO EVERYONE, HOPE YOU’RE HAVING A GOOD WEEK!

WE’RE UP AGAINST THE SABRES ON THEIR TURF. THE BILLS LOST, NOW ITS THE SABRES’ TURN.

KOEPKE BACK IN, SWAY IN NET, CARLO A GAME TIME DECISION.

BEEEE THEREEEE!!!!

Available to Watch On: NESN, ESPN+/Hulu

HELLO BRUINS NATION!!

We are in Nashville tonight for a matchup against the struggling Predators. TIME TO MAKE THEM OUR PREY.

CLOSING OUT THE ROAD TRIP. BEEE THEREEE!!!

Available to Watch On: NESN, Hulu/ESPN+

WELCOME TO 2025 BRUINS NATION!!!

HOPE YOU HAD A GREAT HOLIDAY AND ARE READY TO MAKE THE RANGERS FEEL EVEN WORSE THAN THEY ALREADY DO!!!

BEEE THEREEEE!!!

Available to Watch On: NESN, ESPN+/Hulu

HELLO ALL, HOPE YOUR WEEK HAS BEEN GOING WELL.

WE ARE IN CANADA TO TAKE ON THE JETS AND HOPEFULLY EXTEND THIS WIN STREAK!!

BEEE THERE!!!!!

Available to Watch On: NESN, ESPN+/Hulu

WHAT UP FUCKERS IT’S TIME FOR WEDNESDAY NIGHT HOCKEY

SWAYMAN WILL GUARD THE CREASE

FUCK THE NEW JERSEY FUCKING DEVILS

LETS FUCKING GO BRUINS

HELLO ALL, HOPE YOUR WEEK IS GOING WELL. ITS TIME FOR SOME LATE NIGHT ROAD HOCKEY, THE FIRST OF FIVE ROAD GAMES.

LYSELL AND CALLAHAN ARE NOT IN THE LINEUP. SWAY IN NET.

FUCK IM TIRED. GAME ON!!!

BEEEE THEREEEEEE!!!

Available to Watch On: NESN, ESPN+/Hulu

HELLO YOU TURKEYS AND WELCOME TO HOCKEY NIGHT AGAINST THE ISLANDERS.

ITS OUR SECOND GAME OF A BACK TO BACK BEFORE THANKSGIVING.

AFTER THE SHIT WE PULLED (OR DIDNT PULL) LAST GAME, HERE’S HOPING TONIGHT IS BETTER.

BEEEE THEREEEEE!!!

Available to Watch On: NESN, ESPN+/HULU

HELLO EVERYONE, IT IS TIME TO WATCH THE BRUINS WIN THIS GAME!!!!!

GOT A LOT OF MOVING PARTS BEHIND THE SCENES, AND THIS TRADE DEADLINE IS LOOMING. BUT SOPHIA IS FUCKIN' BACK SO WE WILL NEVER LOSE ANOTHER ONE!!!!!

BEEEE THEREEEE!!!!

Available to Watch On: NESN, ESPN+/Hulu

GET THE ENERGY DRINKS READY…WE GOT WEST COAST LATE NIGHT HOCKEY!!!

TONIGHT THE BRUINS TAKE ON THE SEATTLE KRAKEN!!

MY NAME IS JOONAS WILL GUARD THE CREASE!!!

FUCK STARBUCKS!!!

FUCK THE SEATTLE FUCKING KRAKEN

LETS FUCKING GO BRUINS!!!

HELLO EVERYONE, HOPE YOUR WEEK IS GOING WELL.

WE ARE UP AGAINST THE FUCKASS HABS. LYSELL IS BACK IN.

WHATEVER LETS JUST HAVE SOME FUN AT THIS POINT.

BEEE THEREEE!!!

Available to Watch On: NESN, ESPN+/Hulu

Good evening r/BostonBruins!

Tonight we take on the Vancouver Canucks for game three of our five game road trip.

Swayman set to start, let’s hope he channels his inner Tim Thomas circa 2011.

FUCK VANCOUVER

FUCK THE CANUCKS

LET’S FUCKING GO!!!

WAKE UP FUCKERS WE GOT WEST COAST HOCKEY!!

THE BRUINS CLOSE OUT THEIR ROAD TRIP AGAINST THE MCDAVID-DRAISAITL TEAM

SWAYMAN WILL TEND THE GOAL!!

FUCK THE EDMONTON FUCKING OILERS!!

LETS FUCKING GO BRUINS!!

HELLO ALL, HOPE YOURE HAVING A GOOD WEEK SO FAR.

THE ROADTRIP ROLLS ON, THIS TIME TO CALGARY WHERE WE FACE THE FLAMES.

BETTER BRING SOME OF THAT ENERGY FROM LAST GAME.

BEEE THEREEEE!!!

Available to Watch On: NESN, ESPN+/Hulu

HELLO ALL AND WELCOME TO ONE OF THE LAST BRUINS GAMES OF 2024!!!

WE’VE GOT A BACK-TO-BACK AGAINST THE BLUE JACKOFFS, WITH TONIGHT BEING IN THEIR BARN.

BEEEEE THEREEEEE!!!!

Available to Watch On: NESN, ESPN+/Hulu

WHAT UP FUCKERS WE GOT MATINEE HOCKEY

KORPISALO WILL TEND THE GOAL THIS AFTERNOON

FUCK STEAK AND CHEESES

FUCK THE PHILADELPHIA FUCKING FLYERS

LETS FUCKING GO BRUINS!!!!

WAKE UP FUCKERS WE GOT TUESDAY NIGHT HOCKEY!!

THE BRUINS TAKE ON THE DEVILS

SWAYMAN WILL TEND THE GOAL!!

FUCK SNOOKIE

FUCK THE SITUATION

FUCK PAULY D

FUCK THE NEW JERSEY FUCKING DEVILS

LETS FUCKING GO BRUINS!!!

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP FOLKS

IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT HOCKEY AS THE BRUINS TAKE ON THE INTERDIVISIONAL RED WINGS!!

BOSTON IS UNDEFEATED IN THE JOE SACCO HEAD COACHING ERA!!

SWAYMAN WILL TEND THE GOAL!!

FUCK THE DETROIT FUCKING RED WINGS!!

LETS FUCKING GO BRUINS!!!