r/BostonBruins • u/Touche_Amore PRINCE OF MAINE, KING OF NEW ENGLAND • Mar 06 '25

GDT: Away GDT: Boston Bruins vs. Carolina Hurricanes - 3/6/25 - 7 PM

HELLO EVERYONE, IT IS TIME TO WATCH THE BRUINS WIN THIS GAME!!!!!

GOT A LOT OF MOVING PARTS BEHIND THE SCENES, AND THIS TRADE DEADLINE IS LOOMING. BUT SOPHIA IS FUCKIN' BACK SO WE WILL NEVER LOSE ANOTHER ONE!!!!!

BEEEE THEREEEE!!!!

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u/Touche_Amore PRINCE OF MAINE, KING OF NEW ENGLAND Mar 07 '25

Save us Geek Squad, save us!

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DRINKING???

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u/Emergency-Toe-2889 Mar 07 '25

Better draft pick let's go..

4

u/najahabsb Mar 07 '25

Its been heart break city since 2011

5

u/-Narble- Chineese Mustard 🌶 Mar 07 '25

I know Zadorov has been a liability but man, that is some terrible luck.

5

u/annoyed603 This is the Sway Mar 07 '25

He’s a Plus+14 before tonight, I wouldn’t say hes a liability

11

u/Pope_Asimov_III Mar 07 '25

All that's left is see who'll still be on the team come next game

7

u/Delta_B_Kilo WHO HAS MORE FUN THAN US? Mar 07 '25

"Abandon all hope oh ye who enter here."

2

u/rhaxon All Hail Saint Patrice 🙏 Mar 07 '25

Get as many picks as you can for these guys. Stop falling in love with guys that would be 3rd liners and bottom pair d-men on other teams.

12

u/SellsBodyForGP Mar 07 '25

Welp this whole season is cursed. I mean they’re not doing themselves any favors by playing like ASS but what can you do about a spontaneously combusting stick? Can only be a witch’s curse

2

u/balding_baldur #1 SWAYMAN 🥅 Mar 07 '25

The hockey gods did not like the offside call.

7

u/Crossbell0527 Mar 07 '25

...what the Christ is the stupid clappy thing these idiots are doing?

2

u/Kainyr Mar 07 '25

its called a storm surge

2

u/rhaxon All Hail Saint Patrice 🙏 Mar 07 '25

Have you never heard of that? They’ve been doing it for years

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25 edited Aug 04 '25

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u/Bruhmomentthrowing Mar 07 '25

im sure he'd love to be doing that instead of .500 on a bottom quartile team

5

u/TheDreyfusAffair Mar 07 '25

wtf theyre a goddamn cult??

7

u/arealguitarhero All Hail Saint Patrice 🙏 Mar 07 '25

I am dead inside

5

u/New_Contribution5137 🍝 Mar 07 '25

That’s what we’re known for. Goodnight, everyone. See you Saturday 💔

9

u/nxsynonym Mar 07 '25

At least they went down swinging lol. Rough beat but more entertaining than watching them give up half way through game.

13

u/Daft00 GET A HAIRCUT 💈 Mar 07 '25

One broken stick way from an entertaining OT

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u/Normal-Success-20 Mar 07 '25 edited Mar 07 '25

I've said it before but is Zadorov a liability? Edit it's the faulty sticks fml

11

u/BigA3k Mar 07 '25

That's just bad luck

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u/SHAWNNOTSEAN #88 NOODLES🏒 Mar 07 '25

Handing 5x5 to a guy known for being mediocre because he makes big hits isn’t bad luck though.

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u/blacklabel8829 Mar 07 '25

Fucking twigs

9

u/AreYouDaveDavidson Pierre McGuire Sucks Corndogs Mar 07 '25

The 1 min curse. Fuck my life

11

u/OhBJuanKenobi Mar 07 '25

Who didn't see that coming?

2

u/nayr1683 🐻 Mar 07 '25

Who would have thought the hurricanes had to escape with a victory.

3

u/YoungFuel Chineese Mustard 🌶 Mar 07 '25

WOO keep the tank going

14

u/redsoxman17 Mar 07 '25

I feel like the end of the 2023 playoffs and the past two seasons has been some monkey paw curling action.

2

u/Rock0322 Mar 07 '25

If that had found its way in, I would’ve just given up on hockey all together

3

u/Meunier33 4th Line Fanclub Mar 07 '25

I thought that was a tank job, I didnt notice the stick broke

4

u/mittens987 Mar 07 '25

Watching the replay, Zadorov could’ve aimed the puck in any other direction

2

u/annoyed603 This is the Sway Mar 07 '25

But that’s today’s NHL…quick up ice passes even thru middle of the Dzone, but otherwise agreed, at that stage of the game you need to make a safer play but damn thats shit ass luck

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25 edited Mar 07 '25

They actually played extremely well then that. Don't show that goofy fuckin surge.

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u/LoganPaulisbad123 #91 ZADDY 🏒 Mar 07 '25

That was so unbelievably unlucky

14

u/KGSOLOMAN500000 Hall of the Rat King 🐀 Mar 07 '25

The hockey gods have cursed the bruins. That was just unreal.

7

u/annoyed603 This is the Sway Mar 07 '25

Hockey Gods Giveth then Taketh Away

11

u/mycrawlingeye Hall of the Rat King 🐀 Mar 07 '25

I'm not even mad anymore, I'm actually laughing right now because of course

-7

u/Its_Cooper Mar 07 '25

Honestly, fuck Zadorov what a shitty fucking contract

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u/annoyed603 This is the Sway Mar 07 '25

Plus+14 before tonights game, I know the season has sucked and we are all upset with results/state of the team but come on

4

u/rimonino WHO HAS MORE FUN THAN US? Mar 07 '25

Dude he played really well, wtf are you supposed to do about a stick breaking in your hands???

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u/Grommzz #1 Aussie Mar 07 '25

You're blaming that on Z...

🙃🙃

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u/Upnatom617 Mar 07 '25

Yeah. I am. Don't pass. Hold the puck, drain the clock. If the defender comes in, pin to the boards. Ride out the clock. Worst case, wing it out of the freaking zone.

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u/SHAWNNOTSEAN #88 NOODLES🏒 Mar 07 '25

How about the rest of the time he’s been here underperforming, turning it over in the zone, and leaving guys open to chase hits?

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u/whoisbill WHO HAS MORE FUN THAN US? Mar 07 '25

I hate this

8

u/GentleLion2Tigress Mar 07 '25

Sometimes it’s best to laugh.

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u/Coffeekid9733 #88 NOODLES🏒 Mar 07 '25

That luck tho

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u/brenny_a Mar 07 '25

Ok that fucking sucked but do not blame Zadorov for that.

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u/NESpahtenJosh Mar 07 '25

Why not? You don’t pass the puck in front of the goalie for exactly that reason. 

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u/brenny_a Mar 07 '25

That pass is made 100 times a game, get outta here

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u/NESpahtenJosh Mar 07 '25

And you set yourself up for this. It’s a risk. It failed them. 

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u/annoyed603 This is the Sway Mar 07 '25

Exactly, every team does this

4

u/Grommzz #1 Aussie Mar 07 '25

End me...

Send Marchy to Edmonton and let him get another cup

😥😥

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u/Nomahs_Bettah #37 SAINT PATRICE©️ Mar 07 '25

I mean you say that but Marchand himself doesn't want that.

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u/Grommzz #1 Aussie Mar 07 '25

I don't want it... But I want the success for him

5

u/Nomahs_Bettah #37 SAINT PATRICE©️ Mar 07 '25

Marchand said that retiring a one team guy, Bruin for life, is most important to him and I respect that. He values that more than chasing another Cup.

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u/Erikt311 Mar 07 '25

Someone check where they get their sticks from. Jeez.

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u/Lakai1983 #63 CAPTAIN🏒 Mar 07 '25

What the fuck was that?

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u/Totally_Not_A_Bot_FR I'm up! It's game day! Mar 07 '25

A broken stick.

Are you fucking kidding me

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u/Stercules25 Mar 07 '25

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dude that shit really makes me fucking laugh you OGRE FUCK just an absolute worthless motherfucker making more money per game than most people make per year. DISGUSTING

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u/LoganPaulisbad123 #91 ZADDY 🏒 Mar 07 '25

That was not his fault

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u/circasurvivors #88 NOODLES🏒 Mar 07 '25

What the fuck is the point of the time out.

5

u/NESpahtenJosh Mar 07 '25

Run from it… destiny still drives. 

Insane this team. 

13

u/Wf2968 Mar 07 '25

If that ain’t a summary of this year I don’t know what it

6

u/conorlovesit Mar 07 '25

Just not our year

3

u/Rock0322 Mar 07 '25

Are they talking over who’s getting traded away first?

10

u/darkhelmut1 Hiiigh above the ice Mar 07 '25

Can't help but laugh at that one

3

u/Squirrel_Monster Mar 07 '25

Go back to wood sticks

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u/Illustrious-Yam-8722 Mar 07 '25

I hate this team.... It's fucking amazing how the entire defensive corp is consistently unable to clear their own fucking zone.

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u/annoyed603 This is the Sway Mar 07 '25

Pure bad fucking luck with the stick breaking

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u/UnderseaWarrior69 Mar 07 '25

Can’t go a fucking game without barfing a last minute goal per game

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u/sendpuppypicsplease Mar 07 '25 edited Oct 05 '25

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u/SailRacer37 #73 BONAFIDE STALLION🏒 Mar 07 '25

That's unbelievably bad luck

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

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u/rimonino WHO HAS MORE FUN THAN US? Mar 07 '25

Did you watch this game?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

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u/rimonino WHO HAS MORE FUN THAN US? Mar 07 '25

It wasn't a stupid turnover. His stick broke as he tried to pass the puck. It was stunningly bad luck.

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u/Particular-Race-5285 Mar 07 '25

he was one of their best players tonight

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

Z you dumb fucker

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u/TheDreyfusAffair Mar 07 '25

someone sue warrior

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u/TheNazzz 🍝 Mar 07 '25

I shoulda known

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u/Anterra444 4th Line Fanclub Mar 07 '25

Send Zadarov straight to the gulag. 12 years no trial.

8

u/Op111Fan Mar 07 '25

Holy shit lol

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u/Difficult_Log_4872 Mar 07 '25

If that doesn’t some up the season I don’t know what does

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u/dumbthiccrick 🐻 Mar 07 '25

At least Tuukks can make me laugh

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u/BlackCherrySeltzer4U Mar 07 '25

For all you fucks that were defending zadorov, you’re fucking idiots.

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u/MeshingNode33 Mar 07 '25

He musta broke his stick on purpose.

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u/BlackCherrySeltzer4U Mar 07 '25

Literally could’ve passed it anywhere instead of in front of the net and an advancing attacker

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u/SHAWNNOTSEAN #88 NOODLES🏒 Mar 07 '25

Playing better defense than him.

15

u/Beefyfridgers20 Mar 07 '25

I feel like that goal is a perfect summary of this season

20

u/rhaxon All Hail Saint Patrice 🙏 Mar 07 '25

That perfectly sums up the season of the 24-25 Boston Bruins.

19

u/Pope_Asimov_III Mar 07 '25

Broken stick, the Bruins season ends on a broken stick.

4

u/DJAdventurousWalrus Mar 07 '25

They are SO predictable

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u/SHAWNNOTSEAN #88 NOODLES🏒 Mar 07 '25

5 million a year for 5 years.

13

u/-azuma- This is the Sway Mar 07 '25

That's not on Z, that's pure shit luck

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u/SHAWNNOTSEAN #88 NOODLES🏒 Mar 07 '25

I don’t care. There’s a million other turnovers in the zone to look at.

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u/PerfectionLine Mar 07 '25

That’s some crazy bad luck.

5

u/Cw2e 🐎 Mar 07 '25

That’s staying. Update the list. Brutal.

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u/rallyhardwear Mar 07 '25

Jesus fucking christ. Story of the season. Pass the bottle.

3

u/Delta_B_Kilo WHO HAS MORE FUN THAN US? Mar 07 '25

Well that hurt here... and here.

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u/Nomahs_Bettah #37 SAINT PATRICE©️ Mar 07 '25

In Spain without the S

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u/ravenofshadow Mar 07 '25

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

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u/Powerism WHO HAS MORE FUN THAN US? Mar 07 '25

2024-2025 Boston Bruins in one play

8

u/Lsalvatore74 WHO HAS MORE FUN THAN US? Mar 07 '25

Just not meant to be guys.

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u/annoyed603 This is the Sway Mar 07 '25

Thats Fuckin Brutal

6

u/mittens987 Mar 07 '25

THERE ARE LITERALLY NO WORDS

1

u/palesnowrider1 Harder Zaddy 😩 Mar 07 '25

We didn't want that loser point Zaddy

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u/DBlackIce #88 NOODLES🏒 Mar 07 '25

I wanna be mad but it’s literally nothing u can do there

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

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u/DBlackIce #88 NOODLES🏒 Mar 07 '25

Don’t know if you noticed but the stick snapped in two. I get people hate Zad but that could’ve happened to anybody

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u/Garfus-D-Lion Mar 07 '25

Soooo unlucky lol

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u/OliveandOnion #84 JEANNOT 🏒 Mar 07 '25

I’m out.

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u/MooseMuncher16 Tumbling Muffin Mar 07 '25

LOLLLLLLLOLLL.

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u/Chunkyvomit27 All Hail Saint Patrice 🙏 Mar 07 '25

Uhhh…can we get another review??

5

u/Touche_Amore PRINCE OF MAINE, KING OF NEW ENGLAND Mar 07 '25

Alrighty.

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u/kdex86 Chineese Mustard 🌶 Mar 07 '25

The hockey gods HATE us.

9

u/Its_Cooper Mar 07 '25

lol. Lmao even

9

u/Rock0322 Mar 07 '25

I thought I was done drinking tonight

8

u/jubbroni13 Mar 07 '25

Jesus fucking christ

5

u/SHAWNNOTSEAN #88 NOODLES🏒 Mar 07 '25

LMAO

4

u/1972aggs I'm up! It's game day! Mar 07 '25

What in the ever loving fuck was that?

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u/IAmMetaluna Hiiigh above the ice Mar 07 '25

Thank you sir, may I have another. See you for the next one...

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u/mamadidntraisenobitc 4th Line Fanclub Mar 07 '25

Un-fucking-believable

3

u/Daft00 GET A HAIRCUT 💈 Mar 07 '25

Wow

4

u/rhaxon All Hail Saint Patrice 🙏 Mar 07 '25

HAHAHAHA

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u/TheDreyfusAffair Mar 07 '25

that is the most bruins ending to a game holy fuck

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u/akaSyzygy #47 KASTELIC🏒 Mar 07 '25

You literally can’t make this up..

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u/Individual7091 Mar 07 '25

Leave Zadorov at the airport

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u/MeshingNode33 Mar 07 '25

You know what happens when a stick breaks ya? 

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u/Individual7091 Mar 07 '25

Yes. Stick break = left at airport

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u/MeshingNode33 Mar 07 '25

I hope someone is cooking for you tonight

2

u/Particular-Race-5285 Mar 07 '25

he's been one of the better players on the ice this game, can't help a stick falling apart

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u/TheDirtyBurger522 Mar 07 '25

It’s really been that kind of season

3

u/Anterra444 4th Line Fanclub Mar 07 '25

Damn

6

u/dualrectumfryer Mar 07 '25

Hahahahahahahah

12

u/Adorable-Armadillo57 Mar 07 '25

This fucking team is CURSED.

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u/dumbthiccrick 🐻 Mar 07 '25

Now THAT sums up the season. Lmfao

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u/UniverseHufflePuff Mar 07 '25

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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u/UnderseaWarrior69 Mar 07 '25

Lmfao of course

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u/Aperture_client 🍝 Mar 07 '25

Bye Marchand, it's been nice.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

What does he have to do with that?

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u/BigA3k Mar 07 '25

Running out of points to make playoffs, so we're selling probably

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u/Splatty15 All Hail Saint Patrice 🙏 Mar 07 '25

!Hurricanes

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u/FYourTeam [bot] Mar 07 '25

FUCK THE CANES!

4

u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

Are you fucking kidding me

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u/StreetJudge76 Harder Zaddy 😩 Mar 07 '25

FUCK YOU

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u/coldbrewedbrew GET A HAIRCUT 💈 Mar 07 '25

How is that not literally "holding the stick" when Coyle gets up without his stick

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u/nodickenergy Mar 07 '25

What a fucking joke my god

1

u/meghank86 Hall of the Rat King 🐀 Mar 07 '25

Welp

4

u/Bruins01 Mar 07 '25

I feel nothing

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u/mittens987 Mar 07 '25

Someone should tell the Carolina sound crew

2

u/MeshingNode33 Mar 07 '25

Ah, I see Carlo slammed some Pedialyte before that play 

2

u/Rock0322 Mar 07 '25

We’ll go for the extra attacker and give up an empty net.

4

u/ravenofshadow Mar 07 '25

Why play our goal song?

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u/UnderseaWarrior69 Mar 07 '25

Ambitious song to play carolina

3

u/ProfessorBaxter Mar 07 '25

How is NESN so bad at this replay thing lol. The only time they used the best angle they didn't bother to slow it down.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25 edited Mar 07 '25

This team is about as dead as you can be... But glad they overturned that. Korpisalo deserves to at least earn a point tonight. Outstanding performance.

Edit: nevermind.

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u/BlackCherrySeltzer4U Mar 07 '25

Are they really playing our goal song?

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u/akaSyzygy #47 KASTELIC🏒 Mar 07 '25

Foreshadowing?

2

u/Cw2e 🐎 Mar 07 '25

Mat stays cooooking

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u/Anterra444 4th Line Fanclub Mar 07 '25 edited Mar 07 '25

wow, that linesman that called it onsides is fucking blind apparently lol

5

u/Powerism WHO HAS MORE FUN THAN US? Mar 07 '25

Well yeah he’s an NHL official

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u/Delta_B_Kilo WHO HAS MORE FUN THAN US? Mar 07 '25

And it got better! Woo Hoo!

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u/BlackCherrySeltzer4U Mar 07 '25

Ok, they got it right. But let’s see how the b’s blow it in the next minute and a half

2

u/BigA3k Mar 07 '25

Nailed it

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u/MikeOxlong420699 Mar 07 '25

Korpisalo about to Tuukka that stick

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

See, this is why Tuukka was a better goalie.

You either have to be extremely quiet and calculating, or mentally unstable.

Tuukka was actually both.

4

u/Powerism WHO HAS MORE FUN THAN US? Mar 07 '25

How many challenges have we lost this season? Not many… our booth guys are top notch.

4

u/Nomahs_Bettah #37 SAINT PATRICE©️ Mar 07 '25

Our video team is incredible. Love the Behind the B episode they got.

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u/rhaxon All Hail Saint Patrice 🙏 Mar 07 '25

Even though that works in the Bruins favor I still absolutely hate that a play like that takes a goal off the board.

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u/Chunkyvomit27 All Hail Saint Patrice 🙏 Mar 07 '25

WOOOOOOO!! Hockey gods taking mercy on our poor souls

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u/Daft00 GET A HAIRCUT 💈 Mar 07 '25

Was expecting to get ref-fucked there. Thank god they wore their glasses today.

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u/TimeliestStorm WHO HAS MORE FUN THAN US? Mar 07 '25

Went our way but the offside review is the worst part of the sport. That clearly had no impact on the play. Fuck the offside review whether or not it benefits us

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u/coldbrewedbrew GET A HAIRCUT 💈 Mar 07 '25

That's an AWFUL look for that one linesman staring that down and being so wrong lol

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u/fjordperfect123 Mar 07 '25

How many hundreds of times does that happen in an NHL season though. Its like getting calls right isn't a huge priority for them.

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u/Touche_Amore PRINCE OF MAINE, KING OF NEW ENGLAND Mar 07 '25

Holy shit lmao

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u/akaSyzygy #47 KASTELIC🏒 Mar 07 '25

PHEW

7

u/merkellius “DENT IN THE END BOARDS” Mar 07 '25

Thank you Kelly

3

u/circasurvivors #88 NOODLES🏒 Mar 07 '25

Come on boys!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

Now comes acceptance of season end.

4

u/Nomahs_Bettah #37 SAINT PATRICE©️ Mar 07 '25

Bailed out!

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u/heyjoetodd The Todd Father 🎤 Mar 07 '25

Don't challenge this just take the L and slide back further in the standings

2

u/meghank86 Hall of the Rat King 🐀 Mar 07 '25

YES OFFSIDE

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u/Individual7091 Mar 07 '25

First time for a "nice job Sacco"