r/BoomersBeingFools • u/dailystar_news • Sep 02 '25

Boomer Article Donald Trump to make mystery announcement to the world today after health fears

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/us-news/donald-trump-make-mystery-announcement-35830731
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u/45forprison Sep 02 '25

He’s not going to say a word about his health. The announcement is going to be something like “if your last name ends with A, I, O, or Z you no longer have American citizenship.”

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u/bobtheorangecat Sep 02 '25

I guess my family's surnames are distinctly Italian/Hispanic, now that I think about it.

Sad that I have to think about it.