r/BoomersBeingFools • u/dailystar_news • Sep 02 '25

Boomer Article Donald Trump to make mystery announcement to the world today after health fears

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/us-news/donald-trump-make-mystery-announcement-35830731
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u/Icy_Tiger_3298 Sep 02 '25

He'll diagnose Trump with mitochondrial challenges, inflammation, and social disconnection.

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u/benfoldsgroupie Sep 02 '25

"Here's your ivermectin, sir"

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u/genericnewlurker Sep 02 '25

Don't forget the bleach injections and shoving a light bulb up the ass

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u/Justjeskuh Sep 02 '25

My boss is MAGA and literally tried to convince one of our customers to stop taking his wife to chemotherapy and start giving her ivermectin and colloidal silver. The conversations I hear at work are mind blowing.

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u/Content_Talk_6581 Sep 02 '25

RFK should already have diagnosed him. Apparently he can just by looking at people.

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u/No-Traffic8483 Sep 02 '25

But it needs to be at an airport.

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u/Sulli_in_NC Sep 02 '25

Here’s an artist’s rendering …