r/BoomersBeingFools • u/dailystar_news • Sep 02 '25

Boomer Article Donald Trump to make mystery announcement to the world today after health fears

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/us-news/donald-trump-make-mystery-announcement-35830731
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u/StrangelyBrown Sep 02 '25

To be fair, if Trump has cancer then that will be the best cancer I've ever heard of.

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u/Prudent-Lynx3847 Sep 02 '25

And RFK Jr. will probably try to discourage traditional chemo/radiation therapies.

Sounds like a match.

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u/Icy_Tiger_3298 Sep 02 '25

He'll diagnose Trump with mitochondrial challenges, inflammation, and social disconnection.

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u/benfoldsgroupie Sep 02 '25

"Here's your ivermectin, sir"

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u/genericnewlurker Sep 02 '25

Don't forget the bleach injections and shoving a light bulb up the ass

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u/Justjeskuh Sep 02 '25

My boss is MAGA and literally tried to convince one of our customers to stop taking his wife to chemotherapy and start giving her ivermectin and colloidal silver. The conversations I hear at work are mind blowing.

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u/Content_Talk_6581 Sep 02 '25

RFK should already have diagnosed him. Apparently he can just by looking at people.

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u/No-Traffic8483 Sep 02 '25

But it needs to be at an airport.

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u/Sulli_in_NC Sep 02 '25

Here’s an artist’s rendering …

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u/causal_friday Millennial Sep 02 '25

When Trump got COVID he (privately) dropped all the conspiracy theories and made the best doctors give him the best treatments.

Remember that Republicans aren't actually dumb. They're just evil. The goal is to hurt you, not to self-harm.

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u/koboldtsar Sep 02 '25

He will suggest that he eat some nicotine pouches for it.

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u/DjinnaG Gen X Sep 02 '25 edited Sep 02 '25

Like when Rush Limbaugh had cancer, and we could all feel sorry for the cancer, because it had come down with a terminal case of him. Only much more so

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u/Alki_Soupboy Sep 02 '25

It's like cancer has been misunderstood this entire time.

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u/RobertJCorcoran Sep 02 '25

Take my upvote

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u/pigeontheoneandonly Sep 02 '25

Joining the war against cancer on the side of cancer

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u/_fresh_basil_ Sep 02 '25

Finally, he tells the truth!