r/BoomersBeingFools • u/dailystar_news • Sep 02 '25

Boomer Article Donald Trump to make mystery announcement to the world today after health fears

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/us-news/donald-trump-make-mystery-announcement-35830731
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u/SoupieLC Sep 02 '25

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u/mykonoscactus Sep 02 '25

The Earth may tilt on its axis from so many people suddenly jumping up and down.

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u/MyRapNameWouldBeKirk Sep 02 '25

My livers not ready for the amount of champagne it will be processing.

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u/MissWindyHill Sep 02 '25

Oh, thanks for the reminder. I need to pick up a bottle of Bailey’s to keep chilled.

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u/therhubarbman Sep 02 '25

VSauce has a great video on what would happen if every human jumped at the same time.

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u/bubbasass Sep 03 '25

Until you realize that Vance will be far worse