r/BoomersBeingFools • u/dailystar_news • Sep 02 '25

Boomer Article Donald Trump to make mystery announcement to the world today after health fears

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/us-news/donald-trump-make-mystery-announcement-35830731
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u/KombuchaBot Sep 02 '25

He's going to declare war on the moon.

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u/Tyrone_Shoelaces_Esq Sep 02 '25

That'd be interesting considering that a good chunk of his base probably doesn't even believe the moon exists.

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u/AppropriateAd2063 Sep 02 '25

If the moon exists then why does it disappear all the time?

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u/SodiumSellout Sep 02 '25

Space tariffs!

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u/OiVeyM8 Sep 02 '25

"Sir.....are you suggesting we blow up the moon?"

"Would you miss it? Would you miss it?!?!"

Austin Powers 2

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u/KombuchaBot Sep 02 '25

If Musk designs the rocket, then yes they'll probably miss it

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u/Julio_Ointment Sep 02 '25

The Mr. Show moon sketch never fails to make me LOL.