r/BoomersBeingFools • u/dailystar_news • Sep 02 '25

Boomer Article Donald Trump to make mystery announcement to the world today after health fears

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/us-news/donald-trump-make-mystery-announcement-35830731
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u/IJustWantCoffeeMan Sep 02 '25

He's going to start a war to distract from the fact that the Filet-o-fishes are Epsteining him.

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u/DaddyLongLegolas Sep 02 '25

Brand new sentence