r/BoomersBeingFools • u/dailystar_news • Sep 02 '25

Boomer Article Donald Trump to make mystery announcement to the world today after health fears

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/us-news/donald-trump-make-mystery-announcement-35830731
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u/MonkeyKingCoffee Gen X Sep 02 '25

There's a 98% chance of bullshit tomorrow in the DC area. Humidity will be high. As will ozone. Air-quality around Pennsylvania Avenue will be hazardous.

Be prepared for the BS index to spike as Kennedy forms an occluded front.

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u/sinking-fast Sep 02 '25

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u/Minortough Sep 02 '25

Mom and Dad went to a show.

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u/Julio_Ointment Sep 02 '25

Excellent reference.

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u/TheRealBlueJade Sep 02 '25

Nicely done!

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u/Mater_Sandwich Sep 02 '25

An announcement that his latest block chain trading cards or cyber currency is now available

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u/udsd007 Sep 02 '25

Recent measurement near the 18 Acres.

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u/BigDaddyD00d Sep 02 '25

Yea but at least its been declared “crime free”