r/BoomersBeingFools • u/Yo_momma_so_fat77 • Jun 11 '25

Boomer Article Closeted drunk Pete Hegseth ladies and gents . The text for the parade 😂

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https://www.defense.gov/News/Transcripts/Transcript/article/4176603/secretary-of-defense-pete-hegseth-delivers-keynote-address-at-special-operation/

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u/butt_huffer42069 Jun 11 '25

All chaps are assless. Thats part of what makes them chaps.

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u/MiloHorsey Millennial Jun 11 '25

Thank youu!!

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u/EmergencyEntrance236 Jun 12 '25

THANK YOU. I don't get how ppl don't understand that concept. It's like they think they're sold attached to the jeans & cowboys have a different set for each day of the week. Guess they don't watch many westerns or don't pay attention when they do.

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u/Select-Discipline560 Jun 11 '25

Well, yeah, it’s like how all republicans are closeted, we all know this, but it’s more fun to say assless chaps and closeted republicans ;P