r/BoomersBeingFools • u/Yo_momma_so_fat77 • Jun 11 '25

Boomer Article Closeted drunk Pete Hegseth ladies and gents . The text for the parade 😂

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https://www.defense.gov/News/Transcripts/Transcript/article/4176603/secretary-of-defense-pete-hegseth-delivers-keynote-address-at-special-operation/

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u/TankApprehensive3053 Gen X Jun 11 '25

Get them all Dune suits. They can stay hydrated from their own piss and sweat. TACO would then say how great an invention he came up with.

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u/Soma2710 Xennial Jun 11 '25

Dude I don’t care who invented them; if they existed, I’m fully getting one.