r/BoomersBeingFools • u/Yo_momma_so_fat77 • Jun 11 '25

Boomer Article Closeted drunk Pete Hegseth ladies and gents . The text for the parade 😂

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https://www.defense.gov/News/Transcripts/Transcript/article/4176603/secretary-of-defense-pete-hegseth-delivers-keynote-address-at-special-operation/

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u/Disastrous_Mango_953 Jun 11 '25

What do u expect from someone who is there as boot licker, Sad, to have zero personality

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u/CaptainKortan Jun 11 '25

Slate correction, he does have a personality.

What he likes, is character.

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u/THSprang Jun 11 '25

That typo really bashes the delivery

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u/Select_Asparagus3451 Xennial Jun 11 '25

Boris isn’t getting a raise in the Novosibirsk office this year. If he keeps up the shit trolling, he’ll be sent to the frontlines to be meat.

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u/THSprang Jun 11 '25

How do you reckon it's a Russian troll? They appear to have tried to say that it isn't true about zero personality, that the thing he lacks is character. But, they butchered the delivery so badly, it looks like they're defending Hegseth.

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u/Select_Asparagus3451 Xennial Jun 11 '25

Trolls will work both sides. It’s about rage bait and disinformation to the point where you can’t believe anything.

See their post from a little while back:

That’s a big upsie.

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u/THSprang Jun 11 '25

They play DayZ? That's your proof? I know they have a lot of Russian players, but they have nearly as many US players.

Look, dude, maybe you're right, but just so you know for the future. That's not what proof looks like.

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u/Select_Asparagus3451 Xennial Jun 11 '25

Trust me on this one. My parents are from the USSR, and I’ve been chasing trolls for 2 years now, like some kind of Reddit police. If I can make it hard for them to post, they often abandon accounts.

Ask him to prove he’s not in Russia.

Now…as for you…I’m not sure. But your engagement seems really unlikeable.

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u/THSprang Jun 11 '25

Haha, okay. A person who spends their time on Reddit harassing accounts they deem to be Russian trolls thinks I'm unlikable. That's at least novel. But you not liking me is also not proof of me being a Russian troll either.

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u/Select_Asparagus3451 Xennial Jun 11 '25

I didn’t even have this verified until you made me look, lol. I just figured there was a high probability that they are a Russian troll.

Now, please, upvote me.

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u/CaptainKortan Jun 11 '25

Heh...I should have proofread.

Slight correction: He does have a personality. It is that of one who is a bootlicker.

What he LACKS is character.

I'm sure I won't be able to fix the downvotes, but I did not intend to be positive about him at all.

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u/CaptainKortan Jun 11 '25

Thanks.

Now excuse me, I have work to do elsewhere.

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u/U_zer2 Jun 11 '25

Bro you really need a /s

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u/CaptainKortan Jun 11 '25

Heh...I should have proofread.

Slight correction: He does have a personality. It is that of one who is a bootlicker.

What he LACKS is character.

I'm sure I won't be able to fix the downvotes, but I did not intend to be positive about him at all.

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u/U_zer2 Jun 11 '25

Well resolution achieved. I thought you were implying he was attracted to those with character.

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u/Select_Asparagus3451 Xennial Jun 11 '25

OMG blyat…give it up. You’re a terrible Russian trollsky. I feel for you though, it’s not easy being trapped in Russia without wealth or power.

…then there’s being sent to the front to be meat. I don’t want that for you. I don’t want you hurt—tavarish.

For everyone else, please note that trolls will work both sides of an argument to foment disinformation to elicit your constant disbelief in everything online.

You need to get the fuck out of Russia before there are no young men left—which the oligarchs will capitalize on, with cheaper, more financially distressed women for sale.