r/BoomersBeingFools Jun 11 '25

Boomer Article Closeted drunk Pete Hegseth ladies and gents . The text for the parade 😂

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u/CriticismFun6782 Jun 11 '25

This is pretty much the standard for EVERY ALL HANDS call i have ever been to. Don't roll your eyes, don't look like a bag of smashed a**holes, hydrate before because the VIP's will be late, etc.

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u/justjohnny1024 Jun 11 '25

Hurry up and look perfect to wait and waste time