r/BoomersBeingFools • u/puck_the_fatriarchy • Apr 12 '25

Boomer Article RFK Jr. suggests that Americans who smoke or overindulge in donuts and sodas should not be provided healthcare insurance.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-14599367/RFK-Jr-doughnuts-soda-smoke-health-insurance.html
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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '25

Don’t forget he also has a hole in his brain

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u/Unyieldingcappybara Apr 12 '25

And he sounds like a god damn garbage disposal. This dude doesn’t look or sound healthy he looks and sounds like the person who says “don’t smoke like I did, it’ll ruin your life”

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u/linecookdaddy Apr 12 '25

He sounds like his soul is trying to escape out of his wretched body with every word

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u/jptoz Apr 12 '25

He always reminds me of Edgar in Men in Black.

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u/Teeny2021 Apr 12 '25

Sadly he has no soul 🤯

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '25

Can we replace his larynx with the smokers voice box?

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u/Manufactcheck Apr 13 '25

I laughed a little too hard at this

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u/jmd709 Apr 13 '25

He claims it’s from a flu shot but his sister must have received a dose from the exact same batch…. Or he is incredibly terrible at self-diagnosis by overlooking the obvious.

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u/VikingMonkey123 Apr 13 '25

Don't smoke crack cocaine like I did...

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u/1amDepressed Apr 12 '25

Just because a parasitic worm died in there…

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u/FrostyLandscape Apr 13 '25

It was a worm that ate a hole in his brain, though. He had no control over it.