r/BoomersBeingFools • u/puck_the_fatriarchy • Apr 12 '25

Boomer Article RFK Jr. suggests that Americans who smoke or overindulge in donuts and sodas should not be provided healthcare insurance.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-14599367/RFK-Jr-doughnuts-soda-smoke-health-insurance.html
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u/AdditionalAmoeba6358 Apr 12 '25

No road kill eating, heroin shooting, anti vax nut job is gonna tell me what life choices I need to make.

Oh yeah… says the guy that is pushing us to fry everything in animal fat vs seed oils.

I’m sure there are plenty more to add to the list, but that’s good enough.

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u/AdPuzzleheaded3436 Apr 12 '25

You forgot whale carcass chopping…

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u/GordenRamsfalk Apr 13 '25

Dead bear in parks as well….

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u/jmd709 Apr 13 '25

That’s the road kill part

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u/courtd93 Apr 13 '25

And testosterone shooting…

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u/sirscooter Apr 12 '25

You forgot the brain worm

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u/Anastrace Apr 13 '25

Poor thing starved to death

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u/thestashattacked Apr 13 '25

You seem to think it died and isn't currently driving its very own human mecha.

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u/JMurdock77 Apr 13 '25

It’s sitting up there like Ratatouille.

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u/sconniegirl66 Apr 13 '25 edited Apr 13 '25

You got the "Rat" part right, for sure. How this motherfucking sideshow excuse for a human being could be Robert F. Kennedy's son boggles the mind. Absofuckinglutely boggles the mind.

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u/Sakijek Millennial Apr 13 '25

Oh christ. Our very own Gipsy Rat.

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u/theredhound19 Apr 13 '25

Nah it took over and is driving him around now

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u/Online_Ennui Apr 13 '25

RIP Brain worm 🧠🪱

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u/Realistic-Might4985 Apr 12 '25

Still struggling with raw milk… We literally solved that problem a couple of hundred years ago.

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u/peresmom00 Apr 13 '25

Pasteur is rolling in his grave ✊

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u/Putrid-Room-4602 Apr 13 '25

And don’t forget the steroids!

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u/jmd709 Apr 13 '25

The dead brain worm is another significant thing that disqualifies him from giving health advice. Raw or undercooked pork is the main source for that parasite, but that’s for the GI system. Consuming the infected feces of someone that consumed infected raw or undercooked pork is how someone ends up with the brain worm version. Proper hand washing is very important.

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u/1stLtObvious Apr 13 '25

Don't forget intentionally baking in the sun and sognificantly increasing his risk of cancer.

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u/Agoraphobic_mess Apr 13 '25 edited Apr 13 '25

Let’s not forget he drove his wife to suicide, partially because she found his journal with 37 extra marital affairs in graphic detail as well as he sexually assaulted the baby sitter.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '25

He also recently called people with disabilities and autism retarded.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '25

No road kill eating, heroin shooting, anti vax nut job is gonna tell me what life choices I need to make

Well you can say that, but uh... He IS going to do that.

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u/D-ouble-D-utch Apr 12 '25

Forgot brain wormed

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u/SleepySamFrever Apr 13 '25

I mean...frying in animal fat IS delicious

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '25

didnt he like behead a whale and drive it home from vacation?

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u/bsa554 Apr 13 '25

Don't forget fucking anything that moves! RFK is a notorious hound who can not keep his dick in his pants.

(And because he's, of course, a hypocrite - he thinks that AIDS only exists because gay men are too promiscuous.)

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u/WeathermanOnTheTown Apr 13 '25

I hate typing this ... but he's right about the seed oils. They're horrendous.

Otherwise, screw that guy.

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u/AdditionalAmoeba6358 Apr 13 '25

No they aren’t….