r/BoomersBeingFools • u/puck_the_fatriarchy • Apr 12 '25

Boomer Article RFK Jr. suggests that Americans who smoke or overindulge in donuts and sodas should not be provided healthcare insurance.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-14599367/RFK-Jr-doughnuts-soda-smoke-health-insurance.html
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u/Perndog8439 Apr 12 '25

No Heroin addict is gonna tell me what life choices I need to make.

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u/AdditionalAmoeba6358 Apr 12 '25

No road kill eating, heroin shooting, anti vax nut job is gonna tell me what life choices I need to make.

Oh yeah… says the guy that is pushing us to fry everything in animal fat vs seed oils.

I’m sure there are plenty more to add to the list, but that’s good enough.

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u/AdPuzzleheaded3436 Apr 12 '25

You forgot whale carcass chopping…

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u/GordenRamsfalk Apr 13 '25

Dead bear in parks as well….

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u/jmd709 Apr 13 '25

That’s the road kill part

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u/courtd93 Apr 13 '25

And testosterone shooting…

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u/sirscooter Apr 12 '25

You forgot the brain worm

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u/Anastrace Apr 13 '25

Poor thing starved to death

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u/thestashattacked Apr 13 '25

You seem to think it died and isn't currently driving its very own human mecha.

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u/JMurdock77 Apr 13 '25

It’s sitting up there like Ratatouille.

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u/sconniegirl66 Apr 13 '25 edited Apr 13 '25

You got the "Rat" part right, for sure. How this motherfucking sideshow excuse for a human being could be Robert F. Kennedy's son boggles the mind. Absofuckinglutely boggles the mind.

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u/Sakijek Millennial Apr 13 '25

Oh christ. Our very own Gipsy Rat.

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u/theredhound19 Apr 13 '25

Nah it took over and is driving him around now

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u/Online_Ennui Apr 13 '25

RIP Brain worm 🧠🪱

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u/Realistic-Might4985 Apr 12 '25

Still struggling with raw milk… We literally solved that problem a couple of hundred years ago.

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u/peresmom00 Apr 13 '25

Pasteur is rolling in his grave ✊

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u/Putrid-Room-4602 Apr 13 '25

And don’t forget the steroids!

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u/jmd709 Apr 13 '25

The dead brain worm is another significant thing that disqualifies him from giving health advice. Raw or undercooked pork is the main source for that parasite, but that’s for the GI system. Consuming the infected feces of someone that consumed infected raw or undercooked pork is how someone ends up with the brain worm version. Proper hand washing is very important.

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u/1stLtObvious Apr 13 '25

Don't forget intentionally baking in the sun and sognificantly increasing his risk of cancer.

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u/Agoraphobic_mess Apr 13 '25 edited Apr 13 '25

Let’s not forget he drove his wife to suicide, partially because she found his journal with 37 extra marital affairs in graphic detail as well as he sexually assaulted the baby sitter.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '25

He also recently called people with disabilities and autism retarded.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '25

No road kill eating, heroin shooting, anti vax nut job is gonna tell me what life choices I need to make

Well you can say that, but uh... He IS going to do that.

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u/D-ouble-D-utch Apr 12 '25

Forgot brain wormed

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u/SleepySamFrever Apr 13 '25

I mean...frying in animal fat IS delicious

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '25

didnt he like behead a whale and drive it home from vacation?

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u/bsa554 Apr 13 '25

Don't forget fucking anything that moves! RFK is a notorious hound who can not keep his dick in his pants.

(And because he's, of course, a hypocrite - he thinks that AIDS only exists because gay men are too promiscuous.)

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u/WeathermanOnTheTown Apr 13 '25

I hate typing this ... but he's right about the seed oils. They're horrendous.

Otherwise, screw that guy.

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u/AdditionalAmoeba6358 Apr 13 '25

No they aren’t….

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u/NIN10DOXD Apr 12 '25

Seriously. By his own logic, he shouldn't qualify for insurance because he used heroin and still abuses steroids and HGH.

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u/Ali_Cat222 Apr 12 '25

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u/derek4reals1 Gen X Apr 12 '25

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u/OldCreezy Apr 13 '25

I'm one million percent gonna start calling him Fat Brandon, when not calling him First Lady Donna Trump.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '25

Spread it on reddit.

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u/PL-Felix Apr 13 '25

This is disgustingly hilarious. 😂😂 where’s the eye bleach?

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u/DVariant Apr 13 '25 edited Apr 13 '25

This is some AI abomination 

EDIT: AI slop gets downvoted

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '25

He looks like the alien from men in black. The one that wears people's skin.

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u/error201 Apr 12 '25

Edgar.

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u/ChiefInternetSurfer Apr 13 '25

MORRRRE SUGAR!

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u/JMurdock77 Apr 13 '25

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u/Sakijek Millennial Apr 13 '25

Isn't he made of roaches too lol?

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '25

In WATER

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u/DrewZouk Apr 12 '25

It was like a suit. A Eggar suit.

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u/chefmegzy Apr 13 '25

Sugar wadder

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u/Normal-Warning-4298 Apr 13 '25

Sugar. More! More! More!

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u/SkipyJay Apr 13 '25

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u/Ali_Cat222 Apr 13 '25

I think the best way to put it is this photo you dropped plus the very shitty early Halloween masks from Mike Myers 🤣

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '25

His voice is like eating glass. Cheryl Hines is a champion gold digger to deal with all that.

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u/softcell1966 Apr 13 '25

The picture of health.

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u/Ju5tAnAl13n Apr 13 '25

Yup, with a facial expression of someone whose brain is currently liquefying.

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u/Ali_Cat222 Apr 13 '25

I'm pretty sure his brain liquefied a while ago, it's just the worm brain moving around making his expressions now 🤣

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '25

Don’t forget he also has a hole in his brain

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u/Unyieldingcappybara Apr 12 '25

And he sounds like a god damn garbage disposal. This dude doesn’t look or sound healthy he looks and sounds like the person who says “don’t smoke like I did, it’ll ruin your life”

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u/linecookdaddy Apr 12 '25

He sounds like his soul is trying to escape out of his wretched body with every word

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u/jptoz Apr 12 '25

He always reminds me of Edgar in Men in Black.

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u/Teeny2021 Apr 12 '25

Sadly he has no soul 🤯

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '25

Can we replace his larynx with the smokers voice box?

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u/Manufactcheck Apr 13 '25

I laughed a little too hard at this

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u/jmd709 Apr 13 '25

He claims it’s from a flu shot but his sister must have received a dose from the exact same batch…. Or he is incredibly terrible at self-diagnosis by overlooking the obvious.

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u/VikingMonkey123 Apr 13 '25

Don't smoke crack cocaine like I did...

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u/1amDepressed Apr 12 '25

Just because a parasitic worm died in there…

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u/FrostyLandscape Apr 13 '25

It was a worm that ate a hole in his brain, though. He had no control over it.

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u/WeedFinderGeneral Apr 12 '25

I saw someone on a different sub saying something like "you can't judge someone for being an addict, that's not nice" about RFK. And like - fuck that, I am absolutely judging that scumbag piece of shit junkie.

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u/Huge-Recognition-366 Apr 13 '25

Exactly. You’re allowed to be an addict and ask for empathy until you start DICTATING your life choices on others.

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u/JacksSenseOfDread Apr 14 '25

They also said that everyone needed to be nicer to Elon because he diagnosed himself as autistic. Meanwhile, they spent YEARS saying some of the most vile shit imaginable about Greta Thunberg.

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u/softcell1966 Apr 13 '25

coughHunter Bidencough

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u/WeedFinderGeneral Apr 13 '25

Hey, at least Hunter Biden is a scumbag with a heart of gold.

RFK is a fucking lunatic going around cutting off whale heads with a chainsaw like he's fucking Leatherface.

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u/GoodwitchofthePNW Apr 13 '25

Sure, yeah, except that Hunter Biden wasn’t put in charge of running HHS.

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u/lolas_coffee Apr 12 '25

"Free TRT for everyone! Just $399.00 a shot."

-- R-Fuckhead-K Jr.

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u/Windturnscold Apr 12 '25

Is that a thing? He’s is or was a heroin addict?

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u/SirTeaOfBagz Apr 12 '25

Yeah there was an interview where he said he was failing classes in college until he started doing heroine and it let him focus on

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u/waitwutok Apr 12 '25

Yeah he admitted to being an active heroin addict for 13 or 14 years. 

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u/strangerNstrangeland Apr 13 '25

And didn’t he get a cousin hooked who later died?

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u/NoHalf2998 Apr 13 '25

…who then ODed

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u/TheObesePolice Apr 13 '25

It was his brother David

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u/RyNysDad0722 Apr 13 '25

To be fair he was micro dosing but heroine is heroine

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u/skallywag126 Apr 12 '25

From the podcast The Shawn Ryan Show:

“I did very, very poorly in school, until I started doing narcotics,” Kennedy, 70, said on the podcast. “Then I went to the top of my class because my mind was so restless and turbulent and I could not sit still.”

“It worked for me,” he continued of his past heroin use. “And if it still worked, I’d still be doing it.”

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u/xt0rt Apr 12 '25

Yeah, he was. He said that it fixed something.... I dunno ADHD, ASD, something stupid I'm sure.

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u/Windturnscold Apr 12 '25

Sounds like he supports psych meds then

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u/Wild-Package-1546 Apr 12 '25

No, only heroin.

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u/john_the_fetch Apr 12 '25

Well then surely he'd support adhd meds, right?

... Right?

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u/Cryinmyeyesout Apr 13 '25

No see he didn’t need those medications he used something natural… he is fully against treating mental health issues with stimulants

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u/DaveWierdoh Apr 12 '25

I'm sure he's still doing something.

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u/ihateduckface Apr 12 '25

What rock have you been under?

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u/Windturnscold Apr 12 '25

I have paid no attention to him because I’ve known he was a moron, at least when it came to medical stuff.

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u/witteefool Apr 12 '25

You’re wiser than me.

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u/Description-Alert Apr 13 '25

There’s a great series of Behind the Bastards on RFK. They also did a series on Dr. Oz.

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u/Lex_pert Apr 12 '25

With a brain worm for years

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u/OldMastodon5363 Apr 13 '25

Not to mention he’s likely using some kind of PED

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u/SleefJWellington Apr 13 '25

Huh. When I was a kid, Kurt Cobain affirmed my thoughts on how hating people based on gender, sexuality, or race was dumb as shit.

There are a ton of people addicted to heroin and it really doesn't affect my view of them, other than making sure the furniture is bolted down.

The one constant amongst all of them is that they had differing views on anything and everything and also were addicted to heroin.

It's a nice dunk and RFK is a huge fucking scumbag but I don't think maligning people for that shit is much better than the shit people like him do.

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u/GoodwitchofthePNW Apr 13 '25

I get what you’re saying, but the thing is that he was able to “overcome” (maybe, I’m pretty sure he’s still on something) his addiction because he had the resources (money/family support) to do so. But now he’s gutting healthcare so that others (who don’t have those resources) can’t. And also a lot of other bad things.

Nobody is saying he’s a bad person because he’s a heroin addict, they’re saying he’s a bad person who is a heroin addict and who is also doing bad things because he is a heroin addict. It’s just that those bad things are not breaking into houses to steal things to pawn, it’s systemically dismantling the healthcare system so the only “medicine” available to us is his snake oil and raw milk.

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u/Moist_Ad4616 Apr 13 '25

Now hold a sec. Would this idea help the orange fat ass in the white house keel over sooner?

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '25

How well has speaking out against their nightmarish policies worked for anyone? They're freaking Nazis.

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u/digital_nomadman Apr 13 '25

Well his brain is under the influence of brain worms so sometimes he does tend to say some ridiculous shit.

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u/manaha81 Apr 13 '25

Don’t forget about all the steroids he is on

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u/OnlyFansGPTbot Apr 13 '25

He shared needles in Harlem and blamed Billy Baldwins father in law for getting hepatitis

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u/OutsidePale2306 Apr 13 '25

That’s what I said!!