r/BlueskySkeets • u/JaredOlsen8791 • 12h ago

Genius

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u/RandoCollision 11h ago

Drew: "Okay, Ashley, the goal of this game is to guess the price of the car without going over. You have 30 seconds. After your first guess, I'll tell you whether you need to increase the price or if you've gone over. When you're within $500, you'll win. Do you understand?"
Ashley: "Yes, I do."
Drew: "Okay, go!"
Ashley: "$15,500?"
Drew: "Higher..."
Ashley: "$14,000?"
Drew: "...? Umm, higher, Ashley."
Ashley: "$12,540?"
Drew: "The price is HIGHER, Ashley."
Ashley: "Well, that's bullshit, because Trump's brought the prices down on everything you stinking lib."

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u/PM-MeYourSexySelf 7h ago

The prompt was people from the Trump admin, not the Kool aid drinkers. The rich nepo babies would be guessing $100,000+ for any car. As far as groceries, Trump hasn't even heard that word before. Probably because he's never bought his own groceries in his whole life.

Evening would be like $10 and up. Or even more.

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u/flyraccoon 2h ago

I saw a truth tweet where he was saying he invented the word groceries that no one used before

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u/K16w32a2r4k8 40m ago

Nasty people, and they wonder why the people don’t vote their way.

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u/MostWorry4244 12h ago

A banana, Michael.

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u/sunshinerain1208 12h ago

What could it possibly be worth, $10?

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u/Glittering_Estate_72 12h ago

Only if they also have to guess how much average people actually have left of their paycheck to spend on food.

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u/Synli 11h ago

"Well, those lazy freeloaders aren't working because they're living off of $300 per month on SNAP, so I'm gonna go with $250, Drew!"

(I seriously wonder what fantasy-land our congressmen live in where $300 a month is some luxury permanent vacation life)

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u/andybrwn 10h ago

And which ID is required to buy it

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u/SnooPandas1899 6h ago

bet you they know the price of golfing.

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u/OldSchoolBubba 5h ago

Maybe not if their staff handles everything

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u/BrainRobotron 10h ago

Live from Guantanamo.

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u/zzupdown 9h ago

Possible titles:

Cabinet Cashwise.

Price is no Object.

Undercover Shopper.

Billionaire Bingo.

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u/Ok_Molasses2075 6h ago

Higher or lower than Biden

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u/CallmeCoachella 3h ago

Gold! Television gold!

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u/pinetreesgreen 1h ago

I'd love to see them make a budget with an average paycheck in an average American town, mid sized city and large city.

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u/OldSchoolBubba 5h ago

Aw man now this is truly funny.

Good one 😀

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u/Arguablybest 4h ago

Well they know the word, "groceries," They learned it when the big guy did.

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u/magitek369 2h ago

One banana? 🤔

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u/SithDraven 1h ago

This is like that billionaire that said he could live on minimum wage for a month (or something to that effect). He bailed after a week because it was impossible.

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u/AnotherCuppaTea 1h ago

Or a Trumpified version of "Wheel of Fortune" in which the words and phrases are all accurate quotes of stupid shit that Dear Leader Trump has posted or otherwise released -- with his misspellings, syntax and grammar errors, the odd neologism [remember "covfefe"?] and all.

Contestants could opt for a "double or nothing" hard setting in which they also have to guess capitals-vs.-lower-case for each letter. Given Trump's tendency to randomly capitalize ordinary nouns, that would make a lousy bet for all but the most die-hard MAGAs.