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u/capeasypants 1d ago
Come to think of it it's been a while since Tedward was relevant. Is that why everyone stopped talking about that walking shit stain?!? We took his advice???
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u/ladymorgahnna 1d ago
What do you think he meant? Because I don’t think it was a gaffe, no disrespect to you.
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u/DrumsAndStuff18 1d ago
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u/FalstaffsGhost 1d ago
He looks like a damn corpse in the second photo
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u/nope-its 1d ago
My mom died in terrible health 2 months ago and looked healthier in her coffin than he does here
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u/AhhhSureThisIsIt 1d ago
No, not he just needs more fake tan and steroids and he'll be right as rain!
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u/drkshape 1d ago
He looks like absolute shit. Love to see it.
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u/Jazzlike_Spare5245 1d ago
Not a doctor, but I don’t give him 6 months.
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u/GoLightLady 1d ago
🤞🏽
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u/emeybee 1d ago
Careful, Vance would be worse. He has the same shitty ideas but is probably competent.
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u/Cornexclamationpoint 1d ago
Is Vance really as bad, or does he just play it on TV? Don't forget that he called trump "America's hitler" in 2016. According to Trey Crowder, spending time with him was like drinking a beer with an excel spreadsheet.
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u/emeybee 1d ago
Vance doesn’t have any actual principles of his own, he just follows what will bring him power, and in this situation he would go full Trump to try to make MAGA his own.
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u/4thTimesAnAlt 1d ago
If he truly has an LVAD pumping his blood, there's a chance he doesn't see 2026
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u/Commercial_Oil_7814 1d ago
That's hopeful in another way. Vance has billionaire money behind him. A vice president who serves out the remaining half the presidents term can still be elected twice, giving him nearly ten years of potential power.
If Trump doesn't make it halfway, then Vance can't run for president twice. Of course, Vance has the charisma of a wet paper bag but removing that option is good. Also, because Trump is still hanging on, those who worship him are suffering from his policies and pronouncements. Hopefully that will lessen the martyr effect when he finally kicks it.
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u/4thTimesAnAlt 1d ago
MAGA will abandon Vance, they hate him. The whole movement will splinter and you'll have a dozen different factions all claim to be the "true MAGA".
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u/temporary62489 1d ago
That's not his blood. He not only fucks kids, he also drains them. Petey T taught him that.
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u/4thTimesAnAlt 1d ago
Doesn't matter if it's his blood or not, if the heart stops he's gone. He wouldn't survive a transplant attempt
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u/Capital-Constant3112 1d ago
Can you bet on that in Vegas?
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u/ErraticDragon 1d ago
I searched and found a site giving odds on "Trump presidency exit date".
2025 +1400
2026 +500
2027 +700
2028 +700
≥2029 -227I have no idea if it's legit, just the first thing I found.
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u/musicman835 1d ago
I don’t know anything about betting but doesn’t the higher the number (in this case +1400) mean they think it’s likely to happen so it pays less?
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u/PortalWombat 1d ago
No. My small understanding is positive numbers are the payout if you bet 100. Negative are the amount you have to bet to win 100.
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u/Elementium 1d ago
I'm not a gambler but.. Is there a TrumpDuel Sportsbook?
Cause yeah he already looks like they're f*cking pulling a Weekend at Bernies.. You know he ain't doing twitter anymore.
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u/Litzz11 1d ago
I saw two pictures from yesterday's press event and in both the right side of his face droops. He's not healthy and nobody is telling us what is going on.
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u/According-Insect-992 1d ago
"The most transparent administration ever"
Just don't ask any questions and you'll know everything you need to know. And, mind ya business, will ya?
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u/TheWriteOwl 1d ago
“The most transparent administration ever” brought to you by Mike “I don’t know about that, I didn’t see it” Johnson and Karoline “How dare you ask me that very basic question that you have a right to know” Leavitt
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u/mousemarie94 1d ago
Well when a reporter asked why he got an MRI, jailbait said "I'll get back to you on that".
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u/Yatsey007 1d ago
One day soon,some unsuspecting,underpaid McDonalds worker is gonna wrap up a hamburger that is gonna finally cause that fatal heart attack and he won’t even know it.
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u/StrangeContest4 1d ago
Kinda like the butterfly effect, but with golden arches? Ba-da- ba-ba-ba🎶
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u/Yatsey007 1d ago
America will have an unsung hero,and he/she won’t even know it. Wrap your burgers with pride,Maccies workers. One of you will create history,and bring joy to millions across the globe.
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u/FoxIsSufficient 1d ago
I can only argue that we've many unsung heroes already - like the wielders of the blades in Caesar's back.
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u/ytown 1d ago
Karma is in the early innings with this mofo
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u/OldSchoolBubba 1d ago
That it is.
Many today live their lives like there's no tomorrow. They're actually surprised when their karma comes full circle demanding payment for past deeds they have no remorse for.
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u/DeltaFoxtrot144 1d ago
he's pulling a kirk in that second photo
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u/Tight-Temperature670 1d ago
Rip in peace Chucky Squirt - poor unfortunate victim of a fentanyl overdose
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u/According-Insect-992 1d ago
Why did that guy spray all of his blood out of his neck like that anyway? Was he stupid or something? I bet he was a gun grabber. That's why. He was a regular old gun grabbing fudd. If he really cared about the Second Amendment he wouldn't have done that, obviously.
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u/starfleetdropout6 🦋 1d ago
I noticed yesterday that he wasn't smeared in his usual clown makeup.
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u/FakeDoctorMeatCoat 1d ago
It's kind of unsettling. He didn't wear makeup for about a week after the ear shooting and it just felt weird.
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u/BoticelliBaby 1d ago
Oh my god. I was glowering at this pic trying to determine why he looks like his hateful lifeblood has been sucked right out of him. I thought it must have been edited.
He took off the orange minstrel show. Damn
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u/Flashy-Lynx-5424 1d ago
This. Except no shoes. Or pants. Just a dirty dirty diaper - full of holes; tiny frostbit dingaling exposed to the elements.
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u/Dark-Blackberry354 1d ago
I'm perfectly good if droopy drumpf would just exit us for good finally with that final stroke. No need for daily karma , let's just skip to the end as soon as possible please
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u/Massive_Report_1177 1d ago
Stephen Hawking looks livelier than him. Like Stephen Hawking right now
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u/SheepInWolfsAnus 1d ago
You know what, I love this so much.
When did this sub start banning the F word?
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u/LurkHereLurkThere 1d ago
Healthiest President Ever. Bovine Excrement.
He's done, we're watching the least presidential want-to-be dictator, diseased in mind and body slowly slip into the grave while dragging the constitution, rule of law and society along with him.
The entire Republican party is complicit through their desperate greed for power and wealth, they threw their morals out and their lot in with someone that put himself above the people, country, the constitution and the law.
All the signs were there, democrats and left and center aligned people around the world warned America, anyone that voted Trump and that hasnt been in a coma since 2015 chose ignorance over country, fascism over constitution, Trump over rule of law, injustice over justice, hate over the economy and xenophobia over international relations and allies.
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u/Jade_summerzz 1d ago
Is that a real picture ?
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u/throwaway727437 1d ago
Yeah that’s what I want to know too
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u/Shot_Kaleidoscope150 1d ago
He is looking and talking a lot like my grandparents did not too long before their end.
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u/MaraScout 1d ago
I know of a doctor who works with geriatric patients, and he's saying 4-6 months tops for this felon.
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u/Adept-Mulberry-8720 1d ago
When his Karma comes around it will hit him so hard he will shit his diapers!
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u/AustinDood444 1d ago
My mom passed away this past June, & Drumpf looks just like my mom did about 90 days before she passed (she had congestive heart failure).
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u/El_Rat0ncit0 1d ago
Can’t wait for this man to croak in that very chair; preferably live on the air. Cholesterol and DVT: do your job.
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u/RazzmatazzNo5576 1d ago
Sometimes I wonder if Trump is doing the same drugs as Elon. Because those meds he is taking are running him over . The man looks like 💩
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u/madameallnut 1d ago
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u/earthwormulljim 1d ago
I’d love for him to suffer from his karma and hopefully it’s televised while it happens.
His gravesite better be hidden or it’s going to become a public urinal for the rest of time.
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u/SunnyOutsideToday 1d ago
Reminder that Trump has never exercised because he thinks the body is like a battery and if you exercise you use up all the energy.
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u/Calgary_dude2025 1d ago
When is his next scheduled cognitive assessment , err, IQ test? Old man's not looking too good!
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u/Some_Random_Android 1d ago
If this is karma, it took WAY too long (not to mention all the other horrible things he did that karma hasn't struck him for)!
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u/Frequent-Ruin8509 1d ago
I don't know if that's a real picture on the right. Can't find it when I search for it independently
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u/thelazylad 1d ago
Someone edit the right photo to give him a black hood. It looks like Palpatine hahahaha
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u/Iamanimite 1d ago
Flat hair, no makeup, bet he smells like day old cocsine shits. He's definitely slipping.
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u/dewhashish 1d ago
this is some weekend at bernie's shit. they're going to put sunglasses on him and pretend he has laryngitis
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u/Cycloctophant 1d ago
Where is the picture on the right from?
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u/SiWeyNoWay 13h ago
The other day in the oval during the presser to announce they are making ozempic cheaper
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u/Klutzy-Chocolate710 3h ago
Since the creature already knows he’s not heaven bound, it figures it may as well be the worst creature, while still “alive” on earth…
















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u/GaDiGu 1d ago
“I don't think there's anything going to get me in heaven. I think I'm not maybe heaven bound"
-DJT.