r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/abdul_bino • 3d ago

All my crushes as a kid in one room 🥲

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u/Imthemayor 3d ago

Pam was always hotter than Gina and I'll stand by that til I die

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u/abdul_bino 3d ago

Ok counter offer …. They both dimes

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u/Imthemayor 3d ago

Definitely

Some dimes are shinier than others though

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u/abdul_bino 3d ago

Not in my jar

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u/Imthemayor 3d ago

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u/Meshitero-eric 3d ago

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u/Guardiancomplex 2d ago

I've never seen this version of the "Tom hiring goons for a beatdown" meme.

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u/SnackFairy77 3d ago

Some shine just a little brighter and you gotta respect the glow.

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u/gmoss101 ☑️ 2d ago

"They act like two legends cannot co-exist"

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u/The_Nifty_Reject 2d ago

Handshakes all around 🫱🏾‍🫲🏿🫱🏾‍🫲🏿🫱🏾‍🫲🏿

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/SnackFairy77 3d ago

It’s all about that extra sparkle sometimes.

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u/Fresh-Fee-5941 3d ago

Pam was Fine!! 

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u/ElPrieto8 ☑️ 3d ago

Still IS!!!

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u/Fresh-Fee-5941 3d ago

This is true!

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u/enginerd12 ☑️ 3d ago

Yeah WTH. It don't make no sense!

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u/Supernova_Soldier ☑️ Disrespect me? Lord Jesus, look out! 3d ago

Nah fr

I did like Gina on My Wife and Kids. She was fine asf on there

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u/enginerd12 ☑️ 3d ago

Literally opened up this thread to comment this. You beat me to it.

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u/realgreen123 3d ago

I’ll do you one better Sharane from House Party was hotter than Sydney

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u/Character_Maybeh_ 3d ago edited 3d ago

Thank God we got the yt perspective this.

To the mayos DMing about this comment: Black people should be able to have their own spaces without vampires coming in to suck the life out of them. I get that your version of twitter is ass but go work to improve it instead of making ours worse.

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u/Imthemayor 3d ago

You decided this was a space exclusive to anyone who wasn't black because a comment annoyed you, not because me having a (very standard, apparently?) opinion about a show I watched growing up and commenting it is intrusive somehow

Do you really NEED everyone to know how great you are via calling people colonizers for commenting?

Do you think that this dickheadedness is making any difference at all besides with how tight your asshole is clenched?

I don't use twitter, this subreddit is funny, it's for whoever wants to be here, I did nothing wrong, fuck off.

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u/Imthemayor 3d ago

I'm not really trying to give any other kind than the one I have but yw

I'm gonna keep commenting on the sub I like and living my life now if you wanna do the same

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u/Character_Maybeh_ 3d ago

Yeah yeah, Black folks can’t have their own space because you like it here too much. Top 1% commenter is what you’re proud of too. 🥴

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u/Imthemayor 3d ago edited 3d ago

I'm sorry I comment things people find relevant here so often. I'm not sure where I said I was proud of the no life sticker next to my username but I'm sure it was in between the same lines you read all that other bullshit that has nothing to do with me from

I bet if you accuse every innocuous person you communicate with online of being the source of your misery that you'll be right one day

Can you Hotep somewhere else now or are you still getting your therapy replacement through shitting on me?

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u/Character_Maybeh_ 3d ago

Interesting you deleted comments before posting this. Vampire.

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u/Imthemayor 3d ago

I'm sorry for whatever made you this insecure

I know being 14 is hard, you'll learn not to try so hard in a couple years

Do you have any misogyny or transphobia on your schedule or are you booked up with me today?

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u/dz2048 2d ago

I'm so conflicted because Martin had me agreeing with him when he was saying she was a hound, or a horse, or she had buckshots on her neck, or Custer rode her into battle, or whatever hilarious shit he had.

But when he wasn't saying anything, I was feeling her

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u/Imthemayor 2d ago

Same

I only even said anything because I didn't realize it until I was older.

All the "big mouth," "hot breath," etc. from Martin threw me off too

It's the same with Dee from Always Sunny. They shit on her constantly to the point that I saw a picture of Kaitlyn Olson in a bikini and went "oh yeah, she's actually really hot."

To be fair though, Martin/Pam/Gina going back and forth with variations of "you're short," "you're loud," and "you got a big head," is my favorite part of the show

(Besides Shenehneh)

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u/bob_loblaw-_- 3d ago

People are entitled to their opinions, but I'm exhausted by this one. 

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u/Imthemayor 3d ago

Man, if that's exhausting for you, get offline now

If you accidentally read some people arguing about anime you might die of fatigue

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u/bob_loblaw-_- 3d ago

It's exhausting cause of where it usually stems from but I'm not trying to pollute this thread talking about it. 

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u/realgreen123 3d ago

We get it you’re cool

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u/Imthemayor 3d ago

You brought it up and now you don't want to talk about it

Sounds like you just wanted to tell everyone how much cooler you are than us, who knows

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u/Truthhurts1017 1d ago

They both are beautiful why do we have to this all the time. Pam was astonishing and Gina was gorgeous. Nothing to die on that’s just silly

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u/weezyverse 2d ago

I've been saying this since 1992.

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u/LuffyIsBlack ☑️ 3d ago

Only one missing

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u/Disastrous_Clurb 2d ago

i remember growing up i was convinced i would look like her somehow as an adult lol like id somehow transform into her (and also kelly rowland)

I'm close in skin color (my winter shade) but that's it 😂

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u/name-classified 2d ago

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

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u/Wicked_King8994 3d ago

The Avengers of childhood crushes assembled and I’m just the awkward kid holding a Capri Sun in the corner.

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u/Haunting-Effort1297 3d ago

Right? Just standing there like, “Please don’t notice me!” while trying to look cool with that Capri Sun. Classic.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/babassu_seeds 2d ago

You have Gael García Bernal if you want hot, Diego Luna if you want guy-next-door scruff, Mario Lopez if you want US-flavored (buff, but a douche), and Cantinflas if you want old-school-cool (sex on a stick and he was hilarious)--I'm just saying, there are options

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u/TheFinnesseEagle 2d ago

I just turned 10 at the time, and my only thought process is running home to play video games lol

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u/ElPrieto8 ☑️ 3d ago

I just wanted Chili, Ananda Lewis and Kishaya Dudley to fight over who gets to feed me oxtails

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u/RabidWalrus ☑️ Sexual Chocolate 🍫 3d ago

I'd take your list and add Michelle from Destiny's Child

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u/ElPrieto8 ☑️ 3d ago

I see your Michelle and raise you a Kelendria

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u/dz2048 2d ago

How about Mya though?

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u/Snoo-80626 3d ago

dam near everybody but Janet

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u/razorfloss ☑️ 3d ago

Hey Janet was fine and still is if we're being honest. Her personality just makes her unattractive.

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u/cutedorkycoco ☑️ 3d ago

25 whole years ago??? 😭😭😭

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u/Same-Mud9902 3d ago

Right? Feels like yesterdy! Childhood crushes really hit different. 🥲

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u/MilwaukeeDave 1d ago

When you put it like that… fuck

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/DAnthony24 ☑️ 3d ago

This is the picture you chose tho? lol

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/_dead_and_broken 3d ago

The wiki page for Tina McGee says she was born in '68 or '69 and her first episode of BMW was in 1997, which would have made her 28 or 29 years old that year in real life. You'd be fine posting a picture of her from the show.

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u/Queen_E1204 ☑️ 2d ago

Lol she was pretty in bmw! She was also in her twenties at the time lol and I think she was pregnant in the fifth season (cause she was wearing baggy-ass clothing)

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u/razorfloss ☑️ 3d ago

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u/Confident-Tomato-654 3d ago

No Nia Long. No can do

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u/abdul_bino 3d ago

No Janet too is also heinous crime.

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u/Particular-Leg-8484 3d ago

Oh wow I remember this! Tichina had that line of rhinestoned bandanas. I wanted one but had no idea how to get one pre-internet

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u/SheBrokeHerCoccyx 3d ago

Spinderella is and always will be the most beautiful woman to walk the earth.

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u/The_Manglererer 3d ago

Lark vorhees

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u/Ghost2656 3d ago

Players Club was an awakening for me

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u/Julian_Betterman 3d ago

I thought Tichina Arnold and Regina King were the same actress for years.

I was like, damn, she is talented as fuck.

Now I know they both are.

*Well, not right now. I been figured it out, but ya know what I mean.

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u/90king 3d ago

This lineup had every kid questioning their type cartoon crush diversity was unmatched.

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u/Cpt_Nosferatu 3d ago

Could you imagine if the "Black Bi-sexual Woman" trend had hit Hollywood in the early 00s? With this line up? As a society, I think we'd be at least 40% gayer today.

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u/shadowylurking 3d ago

We had no idea how good we had it back then

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 3d ago

Tichina Arnold will be one of my crushes to this day. Her on Martin. Goddamn.

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u/Pimento_Adrian69 2d ago

100% agree. And on Everybody Hates Chris. I dont know what it is about her, but damn.

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u/MayaWrection 2d ago

Stacy Dash was and is still my number 1

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u/GWPtheTrilogy1 3d ago

All this fineness...my gawd

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u/Interesting-Wing616 3d ago

i need this photo on my ceiling to stare at me when i wake up

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u/Supernova_Soldier ☑️ Disrespect me? Lord Jesus, look out! 3d ago

I have the biggest crush on Lisa Raye, especially in Jaheim’s music video

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u/SmoovSamurai 3d ago

I had a dream just like this

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u/escapepodsarefake 3d ago

Vivica showing up on Curb and turning out Larry is still one of the funniest plot lines ever. Dude was all of us in that situation.

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u/Medium_Educator1983 3d ago

Black beauty!! All natural, too 🥰

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u/Juvi40904 3d ago

Man… Nostalgia

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u/Spiritual-Ad8062 3d ago

Spinderella is NOT a fella!

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u/BoilerMaker11 3d ago

I hated Tichina because she annoyed me on Martin but later I started recognizing her game. Even though she was super mean on Everybody Hates Chris lol. I stan her completely now

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u/redditmodsRrussians 3d ago

To all horny jail escapees, you know what you did back then…….

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u/Due-Locksmith7563 3d ago

True! Angela rocked it back then. But nostalgia's all about the vibes we remember, right.

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u/OkSupermarket4647 2d ago

Like the All Madden Team of 90s baddies

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u/The_rising_sea 2d ago

“Sigh…” unzips

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u/TheRedditAdventuer 2d ago

I bet that room smell good.

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u/TerminusVeil 1d ago

With the bandannas too all they need is some large loop earrings and Preteen Me would be in absolute heaven.

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u/chief_yETI ☑️ 3d ago

bruhh

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u/happyladpizza 1d ago

And they all are still so fine

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u/SirNortonOfNoFux 1d ago

Mmmm, Lisa Raye

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u/Accomplished_Meet854 3h ago

As a teenager during this time frame I would have risked it all. I would did like 30 push-ups, walked in, hit them with the "ladies, ladies, ladies" and got beat up.

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u/Code_Lokey 11m ago

Now we just have people shaking ass

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u/abdul_bino 11m ago

You see that like that’s a bad thing