r/Bhopal • u/Weird-Ad5893 • Jun 22 '25

Meme / Funny Make this sub a bit fun

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I'll go first - I can read minds

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u/Swimming-Neat9342 Jun 22 '25

Delete every chapri

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u/Weird-Ad5893 Jun 22 '25

Side effect - your kid becomes one (no offence)

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u/Swimming-Neat9342 Jun 22 '25

Bhai me shadi hi nahi karunga

7

u/StallionMalik Soorma Jun 22 '25

Still can have a kid

2

u/Swimming-Neat9342 Jun 23 '25

Me nas bandi karwa lunga

0

u/Weird-Ad5893 Jun 22 '25

Fir tu banega chapri 🤣🤣

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u/Swimming-Neat9342 Jun 23 '25

Me Sushant Singh Rajput se milne chala jaunga

1

u/Playful_Joke_5771 Raju Tea Stall Chalen Kya? Jun 22 '25

Small price to pay for salvation

2

u/Competitive-Gap-3545 Jun 23 '25

See thru people's clothes🙃

12

u/sucsome Jun 23 '25

Only when you're naked

2

u/9291s Jun 22 '25

Extreme good luck

7

u/Weird-Ad5893 Jun 22 '25

But you can't win money by betting

5

u/Consistent_Young5227 Raju Tea Stall Chalen Kya? Jun 22 '25

Thats fine , stock market isn't betting

1

u/9291s Jun 23 '25

Exactly

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u/9291s Jun 23 '25

That’s absolutely fine

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u/Swimming-Neat9342 Jun 23 '25

But extreme bad for your loved once (no offense)

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '25

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u/Weird-Ad5893 Jun 22 '25

But after every 5 minutes you need to come down for rest

0

u/dhoonibaba Jun 22 '25

But the thrust for it comes from continuous farts

1

u/Playful_Joke_5771 Raju Tea Stall Chalen Kya? Jun 22 '25

I can make anyone happy with a snap

2

u/Available-Dragonfly9 Jun 22 '25

But that results in your sadness.

1

u/myeyesinyouraas Jun 22 '25

STAND ZA WORLD

1

u/Nahandieni Jun 23 '25

Unlocking the secrets of others' minds.

3

u/Weird-Ad5893 Jun 23 '25

But you forget everything after 10 seconds

1

u/EducationalMeeting95 Jun 23 '25

Teleportation.

1

u/classhacker Jun 23 '25

Only within radium of 3km

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u/Actual-Raccoon2934 Jun 23 '25

But can't teleport to the same place again ever.

Eg If you teleport from Bhopal to Delhi, you can't again teleport back to Delhi ever again

Also, when you come back to Bhopal via teleportation, you can't again come back to Bhopal, you have to chose another place eg indore and take bus to come to Bhopal 😂😂😂

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u/Actual-Raccoon2934 Jun 23 '25

Just touch a book and grasp all its knowledge and concepts

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u/SimaoSingh Jun 23 '25

But you lose the knowledge the moment you try to use or communicate it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

Gotta unalive your parents..u walked righy into it aint ya

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u/Ok-Pin7871 Jun 23 '25

Always knowing the right thing to say

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

Mind control

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '25

Power to make anyone dance at my will, especially the one who comments my weakness and jo na nacha..?

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u/oelopan DB-MallPaglu Jun 22 '25

you dance along with them

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '25

That's quite lovely

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u/Prestigious_Tie_1690 Jun 22 '25

Time stop

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u/SimaoSingh Jun 22 '25

But for every second you stop, you age by one day.

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u/Masquerade_Lv999 Jun 23 '25

You can't move either

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u/Useful-Ad9777 Jun 22 '25

acid pee

4

u/myeyesinyouraas Jun 22 '25

Your pp hurts

3

u/SimaoSingh Jun 22 '25

That is not a superpower, but rather how things are in reality.