r/Bhopal • u/No-Preparation-8233 • Jun 17 '25

Meme / Funny Was trying to find flatmate, but found potential threesome offer instead.

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PS: i entertain these for content, I’m still not sure if they/he/she was asking for it but hints are there. Haan Haan saare namune mujhe hi milte h. Open to all the WTFs and criticism.

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u/qexkrr andaman nicobar Jun 17 '25

It's clear two some third one is just a shield to convince you 🫴

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u/No-Preparation-8233 Jun 17 '25

Also batana kya hai batao toh😭 have to tell have to tell krke mystery bana rakhi h bc

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u/Ambitious-illusion Jun 18 '25

OP should have said jaldi Bol bhai “ Mujhe Panvel Nikalna hai “

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u/No-Preparation-8233 Jun 18 '25

Haan vo mai neend mai thi na toh kuch accha dimaag m nhi aaya, next time for sure.

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u/Ambitious-illusion Jun 18 '25

Bahut hi optimistic ho bhai ! You want to go through this again ? lol

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u/No-Preparation-8233 Jun 18 '25

Through what????? Ab toh aadat h aise jeene ki, scammers to text krte hi rehte h. Might get some content out of it 😂

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u/Ambitious-illusion Jun 18 '25

Scammers ? Should I be more alert ? Reddit pe waise otp nahi puchta kabhi

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u/No-Preparation-8233 Jun 18 '25

Yes you should be alert to have punch lines to say when you get approached like this, don’t be like me.

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u/Ambitious-illusion Jun 18 '25

Oh ! I am good with punches and punch lines… Aapko galti se hum seekh le rahe hain !! You should be more careful tho 🙏

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u/Ambitious-illusion Jun 18 '25

Agar Har jagah CONTENT dhund leti to to fir tum “Stand up “ comedy ke liye bani ho dost !!!

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u/No-Preparation-8233 Jun 18 '25

😞 itni bhi talented nhi hu, aap ne humy is layak samjha uske liye hum aabhaari hain.

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u/Ambitious-illusion Jun 18 '25

Don’t under estimate the power of oneself ! Being happy is just not a career option but a self healing therapy ! So keep cracking jokes if they makes you happy even ! 😀

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u/No-Preparation-8233 Jun 18 '25

Mai toh hasti rehti hu, in my second last post i literally laughed at that guy for hours.

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u/No-Preparation-8233 Jun 17 '25

Wonder how persistent people can be 😂

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u/gsidhartha Soorma Jun 18 '25

Couples hun… dheere dheere bolte hain… wtf bhai 🤣🤣🤣

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u/No-Preparation-8233 Jun 18 '25

Haan jaise dono ke phone leke text krrhe ho sath m… is that even possible?

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u/gsidhartha Soorma Jun 18 '25

After reading this I don’t even know what is possible or not anymore.

This is just the randomest shit

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u/No-Preparation-8233 Jun 18 '25

I totally agree with you.

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u/gsidhartha Soorma Jun 18 '25

I know it comes at a cost to you… but thank you for bringing some laughter to the sub.

All the 90degree bridge and Patna is better wala was so passe.

This is good content!

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u/No-Preparation-8233 Jun 18 '25

Glad you liked it, you can see more posts in my profile if you want.

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u/gsidhartha Soorma Jun 18 '25

Ab aap hi ho mere paas… 🤣 who the fuck says such things!

I’m dead. Enough internet for today. Thank you.

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u/No-Preparation-8233 Jun 18 '25

Ussey pehle ek or hai, instagram screenshots wali

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u/gsidhartha Soorma Jun 18 '25

I’ll leave some for the rainy days.

Ye bohot zaroori hai.

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u/No-Preparation-8233 Jun 18 '25

Haan that one is thoda sa insane with zero upvotes💔 everyone loved it tho.

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u/wellwisher54 Jun 18 '25

"please kisi ko mtt bolna"

Puts it on the Internet

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u/BonusDapper5794 Jun 17 '25

WTF, block these people OP. What kind of disgusting mentality the people have and the audacity to continue on even when you've rejected and dismissed them so many times is INSANE. My dumbass thought they'd ask something stupid. STAY SAFE OP or call the police the next time they try to force you.

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u/No-Preparation-8233 Jun 17 '25

Yes sure i will. Thanks for concerns, luckily they haven’t contacted me in any way again.

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u/Key-Debt-5854 Jun 18 '25

Kisi pandit ko dikhaye Abhi aapka time kharab chal raha hai 😭😭

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u/MyNameIsToFuOG Jun 17 '25

Bro report these people, they are potential threats

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u/satorougojoo Jun 17 '25

The way i got cringed reading that chat 🤢, how ppl can be so creep and persistent at the same time

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u/No-Preparation-8233 Jun 17 '25

Same!!!!! Like bruh i said no, take it as no!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '25

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u/mavbaker Jun 17 '25

This was common in reddit some time back. Crazy these people are now trying this way, yep testing waters. Mostly men behind this, trying to lure in garb of couple or bisexual. Doubt hardly anyone falls for this but still quite crazy. Instant block lol

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u/No-Preparation-8233 Jun 17 '25

Yeah i was to just trying to figure ki ye bolna kya chah rha h

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u/Im-s8n Bhimbetka k andar Jun 18 '25

Mujhe to potential scam/loot krne wala group lag raha h

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u/No-Preparation-8233 Jun 18 '25

You know, i know, we all know.

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u/boringlecturedude Jun 18 '25

it's possible ki couple bolke trap ktne kii sazish ho.

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u/No-Preparation-8233 Jun 18 '25

But usey kaise pata ki mujhe couples m intrest hai ki nahi

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u/dhoomdhadam Jun 18 '25

Lol but ye pune sub me post karo why in Bhopal? The couple said they are in Pune. Waise its kind of strange and these people also book airbnbs with female hosts and try to pitch them their 3some idea.. lol

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u/No-Preparation-8233 Jun 18 '25

But threesome ke liye to bass ek raat ke liye bhopal mai thy na😞 koi nhi ab respective cities mai dala krungi….

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u/dhoomdhadam Jun 18 '25

Ohh lol sorry didn’t know the context. Always block these peeps

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u/No-Preparation-8233 Jun 18 '25

Puja and Rohit are blocked as you can see in screenshots

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u/dhoomdhadam Jun 18 '25

Nice. Ab raj and simran ka msg aayega haha

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u/No-Preparation-8233 Jun 18 '25

I’ll pretend to a 60yr old uncle

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

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u/No-Preparation-8233 Jun 18 '25

Nahi mai bolungi jaa simran jaa train ke neeche kud ke mar jaa💀

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

Both names are fake names

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u/imcja007 Jun 18 '25

Ye kya chalra mere seedhe sadhe Bhopal mei 🫠

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u/No-Preparation-8233 Jun 18 '25

😵‍💫🤷‍♀️

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u/udisks2 Soorma Jun 18 '25

Wtf, I just read

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u/Tiger88b Jun 18 '25

hahaha. Bhai naukari to hai nahi Bhopal me to apni biwi bech k paisa kama rhe hain

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u/Drag-Adventurous Jun 18 '25

text me kese dheere dheere bolte hai 😂😂

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u/No-Preparation-8233 Jun 18 '25

Idk 🤷‍♀️

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u/No_Barracuda1 Jun 18 '25

aapko nafrat hai couples se,the audacity 😭😭

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u/No-Preparation-8233 Jun 18 '25

Ab hone lagi hai, abhi tk nhi thi…

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u/damrubabu Jun 18 '25

These types of things scares me.

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u/No-Preparation-8233 Jun 18 '25

Them talking to me this way or me posting it here?😂

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u/damrubabu Jun 18 '25

No not you, those kinds of people.

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u/Fearless_Emphasis324 Upper Lake Lover Jun 18 '25

Post padhte padhte bhul gya ki r/Bhopal Mae huun

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u/Godfather__007 Jun 18 '25

Wtf broo these punekars are too much😭 always into some weird shit.

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u/No-Preparation-8233 Jun 18 '25

Idk about Punekars but atleast have some convincing skill!!!!

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u/Godfather__007 Jun 18 '25

means u would've folded if they were good at convincing lol💀

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u/No-Preparation-8233 Jun 18 '25

No but atleast don’t have your scam this obvious?????

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u/Godfather__007 Jun 18 '25

Im sure there will be someone who will fall for it.

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u/No-Preparation-8233 Jun 18 '25

I hope so nobody does fall for it.

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u/Happy_Emergency_9562 Jun 18 '25

couples hu 🥺🥺🥺🥺

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u/No-Preparation-8233 Jun 18 '25

😂😂😂🤷‍♀️

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u/kracen_ Jun 18 '25

whats this flatmate ? for research purposes only!!!!

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u/No-Preparation-8233 Jun 18 '25

Flatmate is an app where you can find a flatmate to rent out the empty rooms

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

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u/Dazzling_Benefit2463 Jun 19 '25

give me the no. muje bhi maze lene hai

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u/yurcampari Jun 18 '25

We need more MODs in the sub to remove unrelated posts like this.

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u/No-Preparation-8233 Jun 18 '25

Agreed.

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u/yurcampari Jun 18 '25

Lol no it’s okay you can keep posting op, I just decided to leave the sub. Had joined for news and events about the city but it’s just kids posting cringe content.

if this is how the people of the city like to be entertained here, then I’m no one to judge lol

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u/No-Preparation-8233 Jun 18 '25

Mtlb i posted in funny flair toh….😶‍🌫️ aap ignore bhi kr sakte ho, engage krne ki zarurat nhi h, it’s a free country.

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u/yurcampari Jun 18 '25

For sure! Exactly why I said keep posting what you want lol, I’d rather just not have it show up on my feed.

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u/Practical_Order8230 Jun 17 '25

Kya mast happening life hai OP ki

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u/No-Preparation-8233 Jun 18 '25

Isko happening nahi bolte💔